VIRTUAL BAR!!!

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
passed out in the toilets thanks to you lot forcing all the beer down me neck............ o sod it whos on the bar ill have a large red bull and vodka. :cheers:
what did i miss?
and are we all still naked?? :twisted: :twisted:

wtf, i was nipping down the shop for a paper and noticed the lights on, i knew Lissa woud've turned em off.
cplbbw why are you sleeping naked on the pool table, you and pete_sw been shagging all night ? i s'pose he's asleep under a table somewhere. get yerself cleaned up and get off home ffs.

8 Jan 2006

OH MY GOD!!
Just look at the state of this place.................fag ends all over the floor, peanuts everywhere, piles of dirty glasses................with a few used condoms floating in them!
It'll take me hours to get this place cleaned up.
Right, coffee machine on, rubber gloves on..................get to it, Lissa.

8 Jan 2006

Groan .................... did someone say coffee confused

............. mouth like a badgers bum
oh morning Lissa :P
that was a good nite wink

oi, whats with the rubber gloves? not ready for more already? at least let me drink coffee
xxx
:twisted:

8 Jan 2006

Oh dear.................someone has a hangover biggrin

Coffee and aspirin coming up wink

8 Jan 2006

mmmmmmmm, thanks hun, now can you get the little guy with the hammer out of my head please rolleyes

:hugs:

8 Jan 2006

O...........MY.............GOD!!!!!
where am i?
who am i?
and where the hell are my clothes?
o now i remember ops: :oops: :oops:
it was a good night though :twisted: :twisted:
right its 20 to 12 that means we have 20mins to drink coffee then the bar opens!!
:P :P :P :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
O...........MY.............GOD!!!!!
where am i?
who am i?
and where the hell are my clothes?
o now i remember ops: :oops: :oops:
it was a good night though :twisted: :twisted:
right its 20 to 12 that means we have 20mins to drink coffee then the bar opens!!
:P :P :P :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

well look at the state of you cplbbw................and why are ye wearing pete_sw's clothes ????...... did no one turn up at 12 to open the bar i guess i'll 'ave to do it.............what ye having ?

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
O...........MY.............GOD!!!!!
where am i?
who am i?
and where the hell are my clothes?
o now i remember ops: :oops: :oops:
it was a good night though :twisted: :twisted:
right its 20 to 12 that means we have 20mins to drink coffee then the bar opens!!
:P :P :P :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

well look at the state of you cplbbw................and why are ye wearing pete_sw's clothes ????...... did no one turn up at 12 to open the bar i guess i'll 'ave to do it.............what ye having ?
i had to put someones clothes on my leather cat suit grew legs and pissed off some where who ever as it i want it back?
ill have half a larger and black ill start small!
so what did i get up to last night my head is a bit fuzzy! :silly:

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
O...........MY.............GOD!!!!!
where am i?
who am i?
and where the hell are my clothes?
o now i remember ops: :oops: :oops:
it was a good night though :twisted: :twisted:
right its 20 to 12 that means we have 20mins to drink coffee then the bar opens!!
:P :P :P :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

well look at the state of you cplbbw................and why are ye wearing pete_sw's clothes ????...... did no one turn up at 12 to open the bar i guess i'll 'ave to do it.............what ye having ?
I think she looks very desirable in my clothes, and what a perfect excuse to tell her to get her kit off :twisted:
hair of the dog, large JD on the rocks please. oh best make that two, no doubt Mik69 will be along shortly.
anyone else? It appears to be my round rolleyes

8 Jan 2006

yet more washing up to be done..........................these rubber gloves are a poor fit
FFS.............who left these femidom by the sink ????

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
yet more washing up to be done..........................these rubber gloves are a poor fit
FFS.............who left these femidom by the sink ????

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
SORRY!!!!

8 Jan 2006

Wow guys you've been busy in this bar! have you drunk the bar dry yet or is there a coffee left? Can't face an alcoholic one yet just got back from the Yorkshire munch. Wot a night! Anyone serving?

8 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Wow guys you've been busy in this bar! have you drunk the bar dry yet or is there a coffee left? Can't face an alcoholic one yet just got back from the Yorkshire munch. Wot a night! Anyone serving?

plenty of coffee, no cream though.............i seem to recall it getting spilt on the bar............

8 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Wow guys you've been busy in this bar! have you drunk the bar dry yet or is there a coffee left? Can't face an alcoholic one yet just got back from the Yorkshire munch. Wot a night! Anyone serving?

OOO IM STILL PISSED OFF I MISSED IT :fuckinghell:
so spill the beans was it a good night, roll on the notts munch!!

8 Jan 2006

afternoon hisnhers .................. hic ............................... coffee coming up, you missed a great nite, we all got our kit off and shagged till dawn lol

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
Wow guys you've been busy in this bar! have you drunk the bar dry yet or is there a coffee left? Can't face an alcoholic one yet just got back from the Yorkshire munch. Wot a night! Anyone serving?

plenty of coffee, no cream though.............i seem to recall it getting spilt on the bar............
if i remember correctly it tasted good too yum yum any more :twisted:

8 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
afternoon hisnhers .................. hic ............................... coffee coming up, you missed a great nite, we all got our kit off and shagged till dawn

till dawn what ?.........i don't recall her coming last night

8 Jan 2006

Spill the beans? Can't do that! all I can say is everyone was fantastic, very welcoming, very funny, very sexy mmmmmmmm, very drunk &b it carried on very very late! wot else do u need to know lol

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
Wow guys you've been busy in this bar! have you drunk the bar dry yet or is there a coffee left? Can't face an alcoholic one yet just got back from the Yorkshire munch. Wot a night! Anyone serving?

plenty of coffee, no cream though.............i seem to recall it getting spilt on the bar............
if i remember correctly it tasted good too yum yum any more :twisted:
later cplbbw, you've only just got ye clothes back on

8 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Spill the beans? Can't do that! all I can say is everyone was fantastic, very welcoming, very funny, very sexy mmmmmmmm, very drunk &b it carried on very very late! wot else do u need to know lol

oo i soooo cant wait till the notts munch, dont suppose you have seen my cat suit about anywhere have ye
i bet that lissa as it, i saw her eyeing it up last night

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
Spill the beans? Can't do that! all I can say is everyone was fantastic, very welcoming, very funny, very sexy mmmmmmmm, very drunk &b it carried on very very late! wot else do u need to know lol

oo i soooo cant wait till the notts munch, dont suppose you have seen my cat suit about anywhere have ye
i bet that lissa as it, i saw her eyeing it up last night
Bugger.....................sprung biggrin

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
Spill the beans? Can't do that! all I can say is everyone was fantastic, very welcoming, very funny, very sexy mmmmmmmm, very drunk &b it carried on very very late! wot else do u need to know lol

oo i soooo cant wait till the notts munch, dont suppose you have seen my cat suit about anywhere have ye
i bet that lissa as it, i saw her eyeing it up last night
you could share it.....................you spent more time out of it than in it last night smile

8 Jan 2006

Off to get some zzzzzzzzzzz's now & catch up on my beauty sleep!! Who's working behind the bar 2nite? Can we have a fancy dress night? I'll come as Hilda Ogden. Won't take much doing I feel 90 anyway! lol I'll put my curlers in now before I go to bed!! see ya peeps

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
Spill the beans? Can't do that! all I can say is everyone was fantastic, very welcoming, very funny, very sexy mmmmmmmm, very drunk &b it carried on very very late! wot else do u need to know lol

oo i soooo cant wait till the notts munch, dont suppose you have seen my cat suit about anywhere have ye
i bet that lissa as it, i saw her eyeing it up last night
you could share it.....................you spent more time out of it than in it last night smile

not my fault someone turned the heating up :twisted:
and lissa if ye want to borrow it be my guest but god knows way its abou t5 sizes too big for you :lol:

8 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Off to get some zzzzzzzzzzz's now & catch up on my beauty sleep!! Who's working behind the bar 2nite? Can we have a fancy dress night? I'll come as Hilda Ogden. Won't take much doing I feel 90 anyway! lol I'll put my curlers in now before I go to bed!! see ya peeps

hopefully i get the night off, have a good sleep

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
Off to get some zzzzzzzzzzz's now & catch up on my beauty sleep!! Who's working behind the bar 2nite? Can we have a fancy dress night? I'll come as Hilda Ogden. Won't take much doing I feel 90 anyway! lol I'll put my curlers in now before I go to bed!! see ya peeps

hopefully i get the night off, have a good sleep
your incharge of creaming the bar................again. :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
Off to get some zzzzzzzzzzz's now & catch up on my beauty sleep!! Who's working behind the bar 2nite? Can we have a fancy dress night? I'll come as Hilda Ogden. Won't take much doing I feel 90 anyway! lol I'll put my curlers in now before I go to bed!! see ya peeps

hopefully i get the night off, have a good sleep
your incharge of creaming the bar................again. :twisted: :twisted:
then ther's to be no fighting over who's licking it up smile

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
Off to get some zzzzzzzzzzz's now & catch up on my beauty sleep!! Who's working behind the bar 2nite? Can we have a fancy dress night? I'll come as Hilda Ogden. Won't take much doing I feel 90 anyway! lol I'll put my curlers in now before I go to bed!! see ya peeps

hopefully i get the night off, have a good sleep
your incharge of creaming the bar................again. :twisted: :twisted:
then ther's to be no fighting over who's licking it up smile

spoil sport, i think we should have a wet T-shirt competition tonight, all us ladys should dance on the bar as you horny men throw (warn NOT cold) water at us :twisted: :twisted:
ill let you men decide on the prize for the winner!

8 Jan 2006

if you're gonna be dancing on the bar ye better watch me nuts, and watch what ye wear on ye feet......................this bar's solid oak and i've spent half the morning polishing me wood biggrin

8 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
if you're gonna be dancing on the bar ye better watch me nuts, and watch what ye wear on ye feet......................this bar's solid oak and i've spent half the morning polishing me wood

you dirty boy :twisted:
ill be wearing my black thigh boots with 6inch heels!