Large bucket of JD please, it's feckin freeeezin out there
Sex God
Evenin all
Large bucket of JD please, it's feckin freeeezin out there
Large bucket of JD please, it's feckin freeeezin out there
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Cheers lovejoy maybe i'll cling to the top of a bus to get home and have a vodka and red bull instead
no probs a vodka bull coming up could i temp you with a tequila in it as well :beer:
Oh go on then, twist my arm and stick a tequila in it! Sounds like an interesting evening! When do I have to wet my T shirt??
we will give you a shout when it starts you need to put your name on the list if you are gona play too ooooooo this will be fun :rascal: :twisted:
Warming the Bed
my new avatar and I would like a diet coke and a seat near the front please...
Although I will mostly just be watching, not typing!
Although I will mostly just be watching, not typing!
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not sure where everyone is yet all gettint t-shirts on with a bit of luck :twisted:
Isn't there a guy on the door, checking that all ladies are wearing T-Shirts and NO bra ???
I can volunteer for that too !!!
iv got my thigh boots on, mini leather skirt and tight white shirt and no underwear at ALL! all as promised :twisted: :twisted:
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iv got my thigh boots on, mini leather skirt and tight white shirt and no underwear at ALL! all as promised :twisted: :twisted:
Just lift your white shirt for me, gotta check you not cheating and wearing a bra !!
Mmmmmm yeah, you are OK ........ nice tits by the way
thank you hunny
Quote by lovejoy68
Evenin all
Large bucket of JD please, it's feckin freeeezin out there
partner in crime was wondering when you would show up 
eh i thought you two were shagging in the cellar
so if not who's been groaning down there all afternoon??
not got a clue go and see and tell them to keep the noice down unless they want to come put on a show for us :twisted:
Orgasminator
wasn't me inthe cellar...............i was round the back :twisted:
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well naked cleaner is up now but his partner is still down there he must have worn her out hope you aint to tired to take the pics nc
Nah, this Brandy and Baileys should wake me up
Please send a large whiskey down to the cellar for my friend, she is still recovering from this afternoon
Sex God
FFS 
every time i get settled down in here i get called away :x
right wheres that bucket ............... thanks ............... slurp :twisted:
every time i get settled down in here i get called away :x
right wheres that bucket ............... thanks ............... slurp :twisted:
Sex God
Here we go again, have to nip out for supplies,
will be back for the wet t shirt comp though :twisted:
will be back for the wet t shirt comp though :twisted:
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well naked cleaner is up now but his partner is still down there he must have worn her out hope you aint to tired to take the pics nc
Nah, this Brandy and Baileys should wake me up
Please send a large whiskey down to the cellar for my friend, she is still recovering from this afternoon
ffs just took the scotch down i just went ass over tit on a used rubber
she is sleeping soundly you really did shag her out didnt you :wink:
Orgasminator
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wasn't me inthe cellar...............i was round the back :twisted:
oi you ya cant try & give me them corona bottles back i know you nicked em from round the back
i know all the tricks i used to do them myself 
whats your tipple then we got some nice brandy in
i was working round the back, been here the last two days on and off.
just been out to get water pistols for the wet t shirt comp, has pete got his super soaker with him ?
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wasn't me inthe cellar...............i was round the back :twisted:
oi you ya cant try & give me them corona bottles back i know you nicked em from round the back
i know all the tricks i used to do them myself whats your tipple then we got some nice brandy in
i was working round the back, been here the last two days on and off.
just been out to get water pistols for the wet t shirt comp, has pete got his super soaker with him ?
i hope thats a super soaker in his pocket :shock:
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ffs just took the scotch down i just went ass over tit on a used rubber
sorry bout that, thought I had disposed of it ..... so you only found the one then ?
she is sleeping soundly you really did shag her out didnt you
hope you made sure she had the blanket over her, its fecking freezin down there
I will check on her later
Orgasminator
knowing pete, i wouldn't av thought he was refering to one in his pocket 
best turn the heating up in the bar................cplbbw likes it HOT :P
best turn the heating up in the bar................cplbbw likes it HOT :P
Orgasminator
speaking of cplbbw, thought she'd be here by now
Orgasminator
"we dont want people keeping clothes on cuz its cold do we"
not much chance of that happening with folk who were in last night
not much chance of that happening with folk who were in last night
Sex God
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"we dont want people keeping clothes on cuz its cold do we"
not much chance of that happening with folk who were in last night
Oi, I resemble that remark
So where is everyone, hope Im not going to be the only one proping up the bar tonight? and what time does the wet t-shirt comp start? Dont want to get wet too early.
