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lovejoy68
Orgasminator
so is there anyone that wants to take over the barrles have been changed & ashtrays cleaned smile
ive got to go & have something to eat ive been on the brandy all afternoon (in rl too) & need a wash & brush up before the women arrive :P
Unknown User
im here im here i just nipped out for fags can not stand them B & H that where going around earlier
am i the only fem here!?!?!?
O SHIT WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO bolt
HA HA ONLY JOKING more for me if no one else turns up
hump blast passionkiss 69position
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
so is there anyone that wants to take over the barrles have been changed & ashtrays cleaned smile
ive got to go & have something to eat ive been on the brandy all afternoon (in rl too) & need a wash & brush up before the women arrive :P

OOOh, I think we might have a new person on the bar tonight,
Quote by Newinwilts
Evenin'
Busy night last night then?

Welcome Newinwilts, I would say pull up a chair but I think Lovejoy68 wants you behind the bar wink
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
"we dont want people keeping clothes on cuz its cold do we"
not much chance of that happening with folk who were in last night

Oi, I resemble that remark wink
So where is everyone, hope Im not going to be the only one proping up the bar tonight? and what time does the wet t-shirt comp start? Dont want to get wet too early.
Yaaaaaaaa im not the only one here!!!!!
WAS GETTING WORRIED THERE FOR A MIN!?!? :shock:
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw

HA HA ONLY JOKING more for me if no one else turns up
hump blast passionkiss 69position
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Now now, dont be selfish, have you never heard of share and share alike?
I will have the tall one behind the bar, the dark one with keys to the cellar and the one with the Motorbike parked outside, want to share :twisted:
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
thanks cplbbw ive been in here all afternoon & only had some nuts to munch on that i found in a bowl they were a bit gritty & some even had fluff on confused
will be back later for the comp :twisted:
Newinwilts
Warming the Bed
Hi, yes first posts here tonight.
Let me work out how things work before getting behind the bar lol!
How is everyone?
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

HA HA ONLY JOKING more for me if no one else turns up
hump blast passionkiss 69position
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Now now, dont be selfish, have you never heard of share and share alike?
I will have the tall one behind the bar, the dark one with keys to the cellar and the one with the Motorbike parked outside, want to share :twisted:
I got the keys to the cellar, my friend is still down there asleep
She is worn out, poor thing
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by Newinwilts
Hi, yes first posts here tonight.
Let me work out how things work before getting behind the bar lol!
How is everyone?

No problem, so what you drinking? These drunken sods are on double JD's me I like a vodka or threeeeee, but you can have whateve you like, but be careful with the nuts on the bar, they get knocked around if you leave them lying around wink
Unknown User
Quote by Newinwilts
Hi, yes first posts here tonight.
Let me work out how things work before getting behind the bar lol!
How is everyone?

:welcome: wave
im dying of thirst here whos on the bar ill have another cheeky vimpto please bar tender
(who ever that is dunno)
Newinwilts
Warming the Bed
I can see I've got some catching up to do... I'll have a Murphy's I think.
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Newinwilts
I can see I've got some catching up to do... I'll have a Murphy's I think.

Help yourself
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

HA HA ONLY JOKING more for me if no one else turns up
hump blast passionkiss 69position
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Now now, dont be selfish, have you never heard of share and share alike?
I will have the tall one behind the bar, the dark one with keys to the cellar and the one with the Motorbike parked outside, want to share :twisted:
ooohhh we can share alright, i hope that includes you too :69: :twisted:
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by lovejoy68
thanks cplbbw ive been in here all afternoon & only had some nuts to munch on that i found in a bowl they were a bit gritty & some even had fluff on confused
will be back later for the comp :twisted:

owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mi bloody nuts again evil
Unknown User
Quote by dracae
thanks cplbbw ive been in here all afternoon & only had some nuts to munch on that i found in a bowl they were a bit gritty & some even had fluff on confused
will be back later for the comp :twisted:

owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mi bloddy nuts again evil
i put my 6 inch black thigh boots on as promised :twisted:
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
thanks cplbbw ive been in here all afternoon & only had some nuts to munch on that i found in a bowl they were a bit gritty & some even had fluff on confused
will be back later for the comp :twisted:

owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mi bloddy nuts again evil
i put my 6 inch black thigh boots on as promised :twisted:
Here babe, look after the cellar keys for me, I'm just nipping down to check on my friend down there
Barkeep, pass me a bottle of Brandy please
dracae
Orgasminator
you're looking gorgeous cplbbw kiss
dracae
Orgasminator
there's ye brandy naked-cleaner
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
ooohhh we can share alright, i hope that includes you too 69position :twisted:

OOh yes please lol thats another one off my 'to do' list sorted wink
so when do we get wet?
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by dracae
there's ye brandy naked-cleaner

cheers mate, see ya later
Unknown User
Quote by dracae
you're looking gorgeous cplbbw kiss

thank you hunny
you better all watch out now :rascal:
i have the cellar keys :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
ooohhh we can share alright, i hope that includes you too 69position :twisted:

OOh yes please lol thats another one off my 'to do' list sorted wink
so when do we get wet?
im already wet!!!!! :twisted:
o you mean with water
soooon very veerryyy soooon :twisted: :twisted:
Newinwilts
Warming the Bed
i put my 6 inch black thigh boots on as promised :twisted:
Crikey, that's some shoes!!!
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
ooohhh we can share alright, i hope that includes you too 69position :twisted:

OOh yes please lol thats another one off my 'to do' list sorted wink
so when do we get wet?
im already wet!!!!! :twisted:
o you mean with water
soooon very veerryyy soooon :twisted: :twisted:
just keep her off me bar, till the time comes
Valton
Warming the Bed
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers
Newinwilts
Warming the Bed
Quote by Newinwilts
i put my 6 inch black thigh boots on as promised :twisted:

Crikey, that's some shoes!!!
And you want to be careful on the cellar steps in those!
dracae
Orgasminator
hey, hi newinwilts, welcome to the party smile
Unknown User
Quote by Valton
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers

:welcome: wave pull up a chair and have some fun with us we are all a bit loon you have been warned lol
Unknown User
Bloody are you lot still drinking :shock: I'll have a swift JD+ice whilst i'm here please bartender.
Newinwilts
Warming the Bed
Quote by dracae
hey, hi newinwilts, welcome to the party smile

Thanks Dracae.
Right all, see you later. Dinner calls...
Cheers