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Quote by mik69
Bloody are you lot still drinking :shock: I'll have a swift JD+ice whilst i'm here please bartender.

JD & ice it is
:beer: Cheers all
Quote by Valton
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers

Be gratefull you didnt see what they were all up to last night, Pete with knickers on his head, Dracae chasing his nuts round the bar, Naked Cleaner losing all his condoms and CplBBw :twisted: well thats another story wink
Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
Quote by Valton
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers

hi Valton, you should've been in here at lunch time if you wanted strange................what ye drinkin'
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers

Be gratefull you didnt see what they were all up to last night, Pete with knickers on his head, Dracae chasing his nuts round the bar, Naked Cleaner losing all his condoms and CplBBw :twisted: well thats another story wink
Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers

Be gratefull you didnt see what they were all up to last night, Pete with knickers on his head, Dracae chasing his nuts round the bar, Naked Cleaner losing all his condoms and CplBBw :twisted: well thats another story wink
Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
oo now i feel left out you didnt tell my story :upset:
and you sat nice and quiet rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao
Quote by Pete_sw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

hi hunny passionkiss just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out :wink:
Quote by Pete_sw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

oops.............thought it was the mop bucket evil
Quote by cplbbw
Hi all
We went to pub for Sunday lunch and thoght some of the locals were a bit strange.
That was nothing to what we have found now we have popped our head in here.
Cheers

Be gratefull you didnt see what they were all up to last night, Pete with knickers on his head, Dracae chasing his nuts round the bar, Naked Cleaner losing all his condoms and CplBBw :twisted: well thats another story wink
Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
oo now i feel left out you didnt tell my story :upset:
and you sat nice and quiet rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Discretion my dear, dont mind embarrasing the boys but us girls have to stick together :wink:
Quote by cplbbw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

hi hunny passionkiss just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out :wink:
Fancy a quicky down the cellar while we are waiting :wink:
More JD please
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
NWC your nothing but a liar we all saw you worst of a bad lot thats what you were :shock: biggrin
Quote by Pete_sw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

hi hunny passionkiss just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out :wink:
Fancy a quicky down the cellar while we are waiting :wink:
More JD please
Mmmmm go on then i have the keys to the cellar :twisted:
BRB folks, and no starting without us wink
Quote by cplbbw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

hi hunny passionkiss just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out :wink:
Fancy a quicky down the cellar while we are waiting :wink:
More JD please
Mmmmm go on then i have the keys to the cellar :twisted:
OIIII
I'll let you know when I am finished down here
hic ....... need more brandy !!
Quote by mik69

Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
NWC your nothing but a liar we all saw you worst of a bad lot thats what you were :shock: biggrin
Liar, Liar, your pants on fire, I was sat her quiet, honest lol But I am now going to tell everyone what you were up to as well, kicking the jukebox, pouring drinks down my throat, turning the heating up so we all had to take our clothes off, and what was it you said about too much to drink
Quote by mik69
You can have mine I need to slow down before I make an arse of my self oops to late the pants are off some one help me
I think Ilove you all surprised

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

hi hunny passionkiss just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out :wink:
Fancy a quicky down the cellar while we are waiting :wink:
More JD please
Mmmmm go on then i have the keys to the cellar :twisted:
OIIII
I'll let you know when I am finished down here
hic ....... need more brandy !!
OOOOH look who I've found, quick cplbbw, tie him up, now wheres that gimp mask :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
OOOOH look who I've found, quick cplbbw, tie him up, now wheres that gimp mask :twisted:

Oi, what ya doing, leave my hands free
Not fair, I will miss all the fun upstairs
ARGGGHHHH
Quote by Pete_sw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts lol
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbour wave at last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me? wink
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence rotflmao

hi hunny passionkiss just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out :wink:
Fancy a quicky down the cellar while we are waiting :wink:
More JD please
Mmmmm go on then i have the keys to the cellar :twisted:
OIIII
I'll let you know when I am finished down here
hic ....... need more brandy !!
OOOOH look who I've found, quick cplbbw, tie him up, now wheres that gimp mask :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ill get my whip too
well i think it might just be us two naughty wigan couple ready when you are :twisted:
NOOOO don't turn the light out !!!!
At least put me under the blanket with my friend down here, its fecking cold
Just a min ....... I'm supposed to be taking the pics tonite
OH BUGGER !!!!
Quote by naked-cleaner
NOOOO don't turn the light out !!!!
At least put me under the blanket with my friend down here, its fecking cold
Just a min ....... I'm supposed to be taking the pics tonite
OH BUGGER !!!!

o go on then ill free you but you better get some good pics or you will back down here quick smart for a good smackbottom
i need another........ hick drink....hick these cheeky vimtos are going down nicely ....hick ill have an pint of larger and black and a red after shock im gona get ....hick plastered tonight.....hick lol
hi all im back all showered shaved with a full belly smile
any chance of a pint of brandy & coke biggrin
ok, i'll fill all ye glasses before the fun starts
Quote by lovejoy68
hi all im back all showered shaved with a full belly smile
any chance of a pint of brandy & coke biggrin

one pint of Brandy and coke comming right up, any ice in that? slice of lemon perhaps? lol
Quote by lovejoy68
hi all im back all showered shaved with a full belly smile
any chance of a pint of brandy & coke biggrin

high hunny dont no where every one as gone dunno but im ready for the wet T-Shirt comp and im gona be on that bar some time soon so i sugest you all get the water ready :twisted:
whos on the bar i want another drink anything will do as long as its got a kick :kick: to it
Quote by cplbbw
NOOOO don't turn the light out !!!!
At least put me under the blanket with my friend down here, its fecking cold
Just a min ....... I'm supposed to be taking the pics tonite
OH BUGGER !!!!

o go on then ill free you but you better get some good pics or you will back down here quick smart for a good smackbottom
i need another........ hick drink....hick these cheeky vimtos are going down nicely ....hick ill have an pint of larger and black and a red after shock im gona get ....hick plastered tonight.....hick lol

You dosy thing ...... you have handcuffed me to the boiler
By the way, where did you get the handcuffs from ?
They are very furry, and quite comfy
Errrr hang on, shouldn't I be upstairs taking piccies?????
All those wet T-Shirts ........ mmmmm
Quote by dracae
ok, i'll fill all ye glasses before the fun starts

A large Tequila n a pint of guinness please (waits for fun to start)
cheers pete :cheers: no ice thanks
well im all ready with my super soaker whens the fun starting then??
Quote by ladysteph
ok, i'll fill all ye glasses before the fun starts

A large Tequila n a pint of guinness please (waits for fun to start)
one large tequilla in a pint of guinness................. doh! think i may have misread that one