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wooooooooohooooooooo, look at those T shirts :bounce: :bounce:
ooops, sorry ladies, did I squirt you in the eye lol
Quote by dracae
more tequilla n guinness ladysteph ?
Oh go on then if your payin lol
my pleasure smilemight just be if I have any more babe :cheers:
GO........GO...........GO..........you're winning so far cplbbw
Quote by ladysteph
PanGalacticGargelBlaster ?
Think I had one of those in bournmouth biggrin

oh, so that was you? did I ever tell you I was from another planet? :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
i said warm water not freeezzzzzzing cold water i will seek my revenge on you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sorry but wow look at your nips now :shock:
biggrin :D
Quote by Pete_sw
PanGalacticGargelBlaster ?
Think I had one of those in bournmouth biggrin

oh, so that was you? did I ever tell you I was from another planet? :twisted: was it the SO bar as I recall , you were lying down at the time
my pleasure smilemight just be if I have any more babe :cheers:
WOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's gonna be one of those nights again
Quote by dracae
put more ice in the water................we get more punishment

smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom:
share them out :twisted:
right now im soacked to the bone ill get a nasty cold if i stay in these clothes so time to get them off :twisted: :twisted:
and i want my prize now please
someone turn the heating up ................................... again :twisted:
OOOOOOHHH..............shagging the bar keeper, i seem to recall
Quote by ladysteph
PanGalacticGargelBlaster ?
Think I had one of those in bournmouth biggrin

oh, so that was you? did I ever tell you I was from another planet? :twisted: was it the SO bar as I recall , you were lying down at the time
OK well I didn't have three arms, or the extra head ................................... lol
Quote by Pete_sw
someone turn the heating up ................................... again :twisted:

your soooooo evil i love it lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
or the extra head ...................................
I did not give you extra head....Im a Lady
bloody hell its hot in here wink
right thats it, everyone get thier kit off :bounce: :bounce:
oi, get your nuts off the bar, you know what happened last nite rolleyes
Quote by ladysteph
or the extra head ...................................
I did not give you extra head....Im a Lady
Once is quite sufficient
Quote by ladysteph
or the extra head ...................................
I did not give you extra head....Im a Lady

The regular head was quite enough thank you wink
Quote by Pete_sw
bloody hell its hot in here wink
right thats it, everyone get thier kit off :bounce: :bounce:
oi, get your nuts off the bar, you know what happened last nite rolleyes

beat ye too it im already naked didnt want to catch cold in them wet clothes biggrin :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
surpriseduch: how could i forget
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Now me, I was sat here all nice and quiet watching all the bother!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
NWC your nothing but a liar we all saw you worst of a bad lot thats what you were :shock: biggrin
Liar, Liar, your pants on fire, I was sat her quiet, honest lol But I am now going to tell everyone what you were up to as well, kicking the jukebox, pouring drinks down my throat, turning the heating up so we all had to take our clothes off, and what was it you said about too much to drink
Quote by mik69
You can have mine I need to slow down before I make an arse of my self oops to late the pants are off some one help me
I think Ilove you all surprised

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:Bloody marvelous isn't it here is me I log off for half an hour to do some work and my so called "friends" are banding my darkest secrets about for all see redface :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Rotters thats what you all are :lol:
Im gettin a wetsuit next time I come to this place........wheres the barman gone??? ..Hic !
I think naked cleaner has had enough time to process the pics now, even in cuffs and a gimp mask.
cummon mate, lets see em :twisted:
oh, someone get him a drimk, he must be parched rolleyes
Quote by ladysteph
Im gettin a wetsuit next time I come to this place........wheres the barman gone??? ..Hic !

sorry ladysteph, i was getting carried away by cplbbw's antics.............here's ye drink
i need a drink please barman baileys with ice please xx
Woww thanks whats a gal gotta do to get a drink around here ?
barman can you look after my clothes for me i dont want to walk home in the buff confused
& while im here can i have another pint of brandy & coke biggrin :beer:
drinks all round then :cheers:
i'll look after your clothes once pete's finished trying them on
oh, he's not trying them on, he's looking for knickers to put on his head smile
Quote by ladysteph
Woww thanks whats a gal gotta do to get a drink around here ?

I could answer that :twisted:
lala la lala la la......skip lalala
:shock: who me? never did
cplbbw walks over and pinches the super soacker then sneeks up behind pete_sw, naughty cleaner, dracae and mike69 and gets them good and proper with freezzing cold water rotflmao :rotflmao:
then runs away to hide
told you i would get you back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
feck...........someone just squirted upme bum mad