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Quote by cplbbw
cplbbw walks over and pinches the super soacker then sneeks up behind pete_sw, naughty cleaner, dracae and mike69 and gets them good and proper with freezzing cold water:rotflmao:
then runs away to hide
told you i would get you back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not fair :shock: :shock: :shock:
I had LadySteph's knickers on me head at the time and didn't see you comming, feck thats cold, someone give me a rubdown please. :twisted:
oh and wheres me drinking partner tonite ..................... lightweight
Warming the Bed
I could answer that :twisted:
lala la lala la la......skip lalala
I Think there may be a language barrier here
lala la lala la la......skip lalala
I Think there may be a language barrier here
Sex God
Quote by ladysteph
I could answer that :twisted:
lala la lala la la......skip lalala
I Think there may be a language barrier here
:shock: :shock: :shock: .......
pete inserts Babel fish into left earole
Warming the Bed
I wondered where they went to 
I had LadySteph's knickers on me head at the time and didn't see you comming, feck thats cold, someone give me a rubdown please.
Quote by Pete_sw
cplbbw walks over and pinches the super soacker then sneeks up behind pete_sw, naughty cleaner, dracae and mike69 and gets them good and proper with freezzing cold water
then runs away to hide
told you i would get you back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not fair :shock: :shock: :shock:
I had LadySteph's knickers on me head at the time and didn't see you comming, feck thats cold, someone give me a rubdown please. :twisted:
oh and wheres me drinking partner tonite ..................... lightweight
I'm here but i'm on the OJ for a bit i'm trying to input 100 0f my customers details into my PC but i'm not getting much done because I keep checking non of you lot are drowning in your own vomit OH SEE HOW I CARE FOR YOU ALL :roll: Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
good job this bars free ive got nowhere to put any money now
well at least im still dry
lovejoy, there you are, thought you'd deserted us, have a PanGalacticGargleBlaster with me, this lots to scared to try one (well appart from LadySteph, but I have a hunch that she is really called )
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
IS IT SAFE TO COME OUT YET :scared:
put the super soaker down and come out
Quote by Pete_sw
good job this bars free ive got nowhere to put any money now
well at least im still dry
lovejoy, there you are, thought you'd deserted us, have a PanGalacticGargleBlaster with me, this lots to scared to try one (well appart from LadySteph, but I have a hunch that she is really called )
OY WHOS TOO BLOODY SCARED TO TRY ONE YOU NO IM UP FOR ANYTHING ILL HAVE TWO
:twisted: Sex God
Quote by mik69
cplbbw walks over and pinches the super soacker then sneeks up behind pete_sw, naughty cleaner, dracae and mike69 and gets them good and proper with freezzing cold water
then runs away to hide
told you i would get you back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not fair :shock: :shock: :shock:
I had LadySteph's knickers on me head at the time and didn't see you comming, feck thats cold, someone give me a rubdown please. :twisted:
oh and wheres me drinking partner tonite ..................... lightweight
I'm here but i'm on the OJ for a bit i'm trying to input 100 0f my customers details into my PC but i'm not getting much done because I keep checking non of you lot are drowning in your own vomit OH SEE HOW I CARE FOR YOU ALL :roll:GOTCHA, (pours a PGGB down Mik69's neck while he's not looking) comeon mate, its time to let loose
Quote by Pete_sw
good job this bars free ive got nowhere to put any money now
well at least im still dry
lovejoy, there you are, thought you'd deserted us, have a PanGalacticGargleBlaster with me, this lots to scared to try one (well appart from LadySteph, but I have a hunch that she is really called )
thought i had better quote that one never heard of it but i'll drink anything bring it on pete :P just got to remember to call AA in the morning
Orgasminator
I keep checking non of you lot are drowning in your own vomit OH SEE HOW I CARE FOR YOU ALL
i'nt he sweet ?
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
good job this bars free ive got nowhere to put any money now
well at least im still dry
lovejoy, there you are, thought you'd deserted us, have a PanGalacticGargleBlaster with me, this lots to scared to try one (well appart from LadySteph, but I have a hunch that she is really called )
OY WHOS TOO BLOODY SCARED TO TRY ONE YOU NO IM UP FOR ANYTHING ILL HAVE TWO
:twisted: not till you drop your weapons and come out with your hands up :P
Warming the Bed
Quote by cplbbw
good job this bars free ive got nowhere to put any money now
well at least im still dry
lovejoy, there you are, thought you'd deserted us, have a PanGalacticGargleBlaster with me, this lots to scared to try one (well appart from LadySteph, but I have a hunch that she is really called )
OY WHOS TOO BLOODY SCARED TO TRY ONE YOU NO IM UP FOR ANYTHING ILL HAVE TWO
:twisted: Don't you have to have two heads to try one of those?
ah! I see you are a couple then...!
Sex God
RESISTANCE IS USELESS ......................... hic ........................... :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
GOTCHA, (pours a PGGB down Mik69's neck while he's not looking) comeon mate, its time to let loose
Oh what the hell I'll save work for tomorrow cheers pete and I best get us a couple more looks like ive got some catching up to do right lets have some dire straits on the juke box and let the good times roll
:lol: :lol: :beer: :beer: Sex God
Quote by mik69
GOTCHA, (pours a PGGB down Mik69's neck while he's not looking) comeon mate, its time to let loose
Oh what the hell I'll save work for tomorrow cheers pete and I best get us a couple more looks like ive got some catching up to do right lets have some dire straits on the juke box and let the good times roll
:lol: :lol: :beer: :beer:Brothers in arms?
here you go ..................... clunk
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
RESISTANCE IS USELESS ......................... hic ........................... :shock:
dont you mean futile hunny
where are my drinks barman!?!?
here they are
but be warned
****"A word of warning, Mr. Paris," he sniggered. "Whatever happens, don't drink another of these Pangalacticgargleblasters for at least 48 hours. You may *think* you're sober, but believe me, you're not. Just one taste of alcohol before this clears your bloodstream and you'll fall flat on your face."****
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
yeah where is the barman im still waiting for my whatever pete said
any chance of some nibbles ive got the munchies now :D
Munchies?
Rock cakes it is then :shock:
Quote by cplbbw
yeah where is the barman im still waiting for my whatever pete said
any chance of some nibbles ive got the munchies now :D
get up on this table with me and nibble me :twisted: oo i am so bad
and whos in th back room get out here and give us a show
:lol: :lol: someone give me a leg up onto this table quick :twisted: i got some nibblin to do :bounce:
Orgasminator
pangalactic gargleblaster
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
took me feckin ages to find the fallian marsh gas..........was very tempted just to fart instead
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
took me feckin ages to find the fallian marsh gas..........was very tempted just to fart instead
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
yeah where is the barman im still waiting for my whatever pete said
any chance of some nibbles ive got the munchies now :D
get up on this table with me and nibble me :twisted: oo i am so bad
and whos in th back room get out here and give us a show
:lol: :lol: I bet its Naked Cleaner, He's supposed to be producing the pikkies
