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Warming the Bed
The bar staff are becoming rather laxed in here .....
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
yeah where is the barman im still waiting for my whatever pete said
any chance of some nibbles ive got the munchies now :D
get up on this table with me and nibble me :twisted: oo i am so bad
and whos in th back room get out here and give us a show
:lol: :lol: not the puckin' fool table again, mind the baize
Quote by lovejoy68
yeah where is the barman im still waiting for my whatever pete said
any chance of some nibbles ive got the munchies now :D
get up on this table with me and nibble me :twisted: oo i am so bad
and whos in th back room get out here and give us a show
:lol: :lol: someone give me a leg up onto this table quick :twisted: i got some nibblin to do :bounce:
:laughabove:
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao:HURRY UP :D :D
Quote by dracae
pangalactic gargleblaster
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
took me feckin ages to find the fallian marsh gas..........was very tempted just to fart instead
omg what have i drank i might have a random drink/drug test tomorrow
oh what the hell im havin fun with cplbbw on the table :twisted:
Orgasminator
did you lot take the time to read my earlier reply giving the pangalactic gargleblaster recipe......................wher the feck do you think i got water from the seas of Santraginus V ? from my super soaker ??
Orgasminator
oh i see.............too busy having a nibble again
Sex God
Quote by ladysteph
The bar staff are becoming rather laxed in here .....
becoming? ........... I'll have you know its a requirment, we make sure all our staff are laxed before we employ them.
right, whos round is it ............. hic
Warming the Bed
Some bar this is pete stole my nickers and the barman goes hunting some wierd ingridient for his pangargleatticbangleduster ....all I want is a drink....same again pls
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
pangalactic gargleblaster
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
took me feckin ages to find the fallian marsh gas..........was very tempted just to fart instead
omg what have i drank i might have a random drink/drug test tomorrow
oh what the hell im havin fun with cplbbw on the table :twisted:
you get random test too huh?
feckers
Orgasminator
Quote by ladysteph
Some bar this is pete stole my nickers and the barman goes hunting some wierd ingridient for his pangargleatticbangleduster ....all I want is a drink....same again pls
at least yours are easy enough to get my hands on.............there ye go :cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
pangalactic gargleblaster
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
took me feckin ages to find the fallian marsh gas..........was very tempted just to fart instead
omg what have i drank i might have a random drink/drug test tomorrow
oh what the hell im havin fun with cplbbw on the table :twisted:
you get random test too huh?
feckers
tell me about it the joys of the railway
Warming the Bed
Quote by dracae
Some bar this is pete stole my nickers and the barman goes hunting some wierd ingridient for his pangargleatticbangleduster ....all I want is a drink....same again pls
at least yours are easy enough to get my hands on.............there ye go :cheers:
Not any more there not pete nicked em !!!! but thanks for the drink
Sex God
Quote by dracae
did you lot take the time to read my earlier reply giving the pangalactic gargleblaster recipe......................wher the feck do you think i got water from the seas of Santraginus V ? from my super soaker ??
:roll: you did very well lad 
now go and find us some hot wolf nipple chips, otters noses and wrens livers
oh and while your at it, PGGB's all round I think
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
need a :beer: and a :smoke:
ill be back up on the table in a min hun
bar man one of them thingamebob drinks please
wtf cplbbw, youv'e gone and let the Algolian Suntiger loose, i'm hiding in the back hole
Sex God
Quote by dracae
need a :beer: and a :smoke:
ill be back up on the table in a min hun
bar man one of them thingamebob drinks please
wtf cplbbw, youv'e gone and let the Algolian Suntiger loose, i'm hiding in the back hole
Oi, get out of my back hole you dirty little fecker. ............................ you'll get covered in coal dust
Quote by Pete_sw
need a :beer: and a :smoke:
ill be back up on the table in a min hun
bar man one of them thingamebob drinks please
wtf cplbbw, youv'e gone and let the Algolian Suntiger loose, i'm hiding in the back hole
Oi, get out of my back hole you dirty little fecker. ............................ you'll get covered in coal dust
ooo i like all this talk of back hole whens it my turn :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: and when the hell did i let whatever
out 
Orgasminator
sorry pete.............couldn't see...............my eyes are watering with the fumes from the Fallian marsh gas
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
ooo i like all this talk of back hole whens it my turn :twisted:
and when the hell did i let whatever
when you went for your :smoke: ............ladysteph had been holding it for me but when you bumped into her she let it loose
Quote by mik69
i think we have all finally lost the plot............................................... then again i never had it to lose
:crazy::silly: :crazy: :loon: :silly: :crazy: :loon: :silly:
Oh what the hell we are only young(ish) once :lol:
who you calling young(ish) im only only 24!!
Quote by dracae
ooo i like all this talk of back hole whens it my turn :twisted:
and when the hell did i let whatever
when you went for your :smoke: ............ladysteph had been holding it for me but when you bumped into her she let it loose
sorrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!!
