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Quote by cplbbw
who you calling young(ish) im only only 24!!
Sorry cplbbw i know like me your still in your twenties but there is some creaking bones in here tonight I mean some people are in there 30's now thats old lol biggrin
Quote by cplbbw

ooo i like all this talk of back hole whens it my turn :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and when the hell did i let whatever dunno out

when you went for your :smoke: ............ladysteph had been holding it for me but when you bumped into her she let it loose
sorrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!!
kiss that's ok...........i think i used most of it's teeth in the drinks, so it can't bite
Quote by mik69

who you calling young(ish) im only only 24!!
Sorry cplbbw i know like me your still in your twenties but there is some creaking bones in here tonight I mean some people are in there 30's now thats old lol biggrin
oooooooo i think you might be in for some shit now you cheeky think rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by mik69

who you calling young(ish) im only only 24!!
Sorry cplbbw i know like me your still in your twenties but there is some creaking bones in here tonight I mean some people are in there 30's now thats old lol biggrin
oi just saw your sig you aint got much longer till you are in your 30s lol
It's not me it's the drink talking anyway i'm sure they know I don't meen it ( I HOPE). Besides i've not been flamed yet so now's everyones chance.
Quote by lovejoy68
can someone tell me what an algolian suntiger is im getting worried now confused
i hope its eaten as ive got nothing on :? :?

it's a fierce fig bucker :scared: :scared:
Quote by mik69
It's not me it's the drink talking anyway i'm sure they know I don't meen it ( I HOPE). Besides i've not been flamed yet so now's everyones chance.

take that smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: you cheeky thing lol :lol:
Quote by lovejoy68
oi just saw your sig you aint got much longer till you are in your 30s lol

17th of this month i've pre orderd my zimma frame :lol:
Quote by cplbbw
It's not me it's the drink talking anyway i'm sure they know I don't meen it ( I HOPE). Besides i've not been flamed yet so now's everyones chance.

take that smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: you cheeky thing lol :lol:
ooh aaah ooooh aaaaah that smarts ooohhh hang on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I like it evil
Quote by mik69
It's not me it's the drink talking anyway i'm sure they know I don't meen it ( I HOPE). Besides i've not been flamed yet so now's everyones chance.

take that smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: you cheeky thing lol :lol:
ooh aaah ooooh aaaaah that smarts ooohhh hang on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I like it evil
have some more then :lol:
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an early happy birthday ya old git lol :lol:
mine was 8 days ago wish it was me 21st confused
seems to be lots of capricorns & other earth signs on here biggrin
Quote by lovejoy68
an early happy birthday ya old git lol :lol:
mine was 8 days ago wish it was me 21st confused
seems to be lots of capricorns & other earth signs on here biggrin

mines begining of feb so im a water sign (it was my idea for the wet T-Shirt comp :lol: )
Because its my birthday soon and it was lovejoy68's lets have a celibratry drink barman rrrrrrrrack em up. lol
Bloody hell we could have a big party to celebrate. lol
more pangalactic gargleblasters ??
make mine a brandy & coke i gotta be up at confused
btw cplbbw what did you win ????????
seen as though this as turned into a birthday party time for some games
so...............................................
here is the twister and best of all.................................
a bottle of baby oil :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by lovejoy68
make mine a brandy & coke i gotta be up at confused
btw cplbbw what did you win ????????

it was a shag off the bar man but im still wailing for it rolleyes
yawn ...... stretch ........ am still handcufed down in the cellar
OI cpplbbw, wheres the fecking key ???
has the wet T-Shirt comp started yet ???
yawn ..... so sleepy
woohoo :bounce: :bounce:
twister with baby oil i hope everyone has de-robed first & i think we need some more women is ladysteff still here & naked cleaners friend in the cellar biggrin
Quote by cplbbw
seen as though this as turned into a birthday party time for some games
so...............................................
here is the twister and best of all.................................
a bottle of baby oil :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hang on isn't that a health and safety hazzard mmm you will have to do a forfit for that infringement
Quote by naked-cleaner
yawn ...... stretch ........ am still handcufed down in the cellar
OI cpplbbw, wheres the fecking key ???
has the wet T-Shirt comp started yet ???
yawn ..... so sleepy

i found the key so get up here with your lady friend and play baby oil twister lol :lol: :lol:
barman a round of drinks please!
well a gals gotta get her beauty sleep .....so gdnite folks Hic !!! I'll get my nickers back tomorrow pete .......
Quote by cplbbw
make mine a brandy & coke i gotta be up at confused
btw cplbbw what did you win ????????

it was a shag off the bar man but im still wailing for it rolleyes
sorry cplbbw watching you dance got me all excited and now the bar's all :sticky:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: whats my forfit!?!? :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
yawn ...... stretch ........ am still handcufed down in the cellar
OI cpplbbw, wheres the fecking key ???
has the wet T-Shirt comp started yet ???
yawn ..... so sleepy

i found the key so get up here with your lady friend and play baby oil twister lol :lol: :lol:
barman a round of drinks please!

Errrrm how can I get upstairs when YOU have the keys upstairs !!!
Come and release me, and my friend
Brandy and Baileys please !!!!!!
Goodnight ladysteph cool
Quote by cplbbw
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: whats my forfit!?!? :twisted:

Well, you could shag me for keeping me locked up downstairs
Quote by cplbbw
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: whats my forfit!?!? :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Bet you cant guess
night night ladysteff smile
shame you couldnt stay for the baby oil twister sad