VIRTUAL BAR!!!

8 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
well night people im off to nurse naked-cleaner better the last one in gets the cleaning up ill be in tomorrow to check you have done it so no slacking or you will be getting
thanks for a good night
come one naked-cleaner time for a shower :twisted: :twisted:

Thanks hun
you gonna take that wet T-Shirt off before you get into bed?
Nite everyone

8 Jan 2006

it's been great to see you again lovejoy68..........................anytime you fancy a ganglebooblefartingfaster just drop in, i'm getting better at making them

9 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
well night people im off to nurse naked-cleaner better the last one in gets the cleaning up ill be in tomorrow to check you have done it so no slacking or you will be getting
thanks for a good night
come one naked-cleaner time for a shower :twisted: :twisted:

God your feet are cold ..... do ya want some bed socks ????

9 Jan 2006

Crawls out from under a table ................ hi peeps, guess the last few days have just been too much lol

where the feck am I :shock:
bloody hell ...................... look at all these nakid people :shock:
oooer, i darent :twisted:

9 Jan 2006

well feck me............no, no, i didn't mean it pete............................thought you'd gone home ages ago

9 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
well feck me............no, no, i didn't mean it pete............................thought you'd gone home ages ago

Buckel up :twisted:

9 Jan 2006

(pins note behind bar).........
pete_sw was still around when i locked up, he may be sleeping somewhere so beware
sorry 'bout all the mess, don't know why the bar's all sticky smile

mind the floor it could be slippy, something to do with cplbbw, baby oil and twister
i'm sure that naked cleaner got out of the cellar, but not sure about his partner, there may be someone still down there.
just before i left steph popped in for a quickie, never saw her leave so she could be still be somewhere.
p.s. i'll try and remember to bring fresh nuts tomorrow.
had to pop back in to edit........
really really sorry about the stench of the Fallian marsh gas
oh and watch out for the Algolian Suntiger that's still on the loose somewhere

9 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
(pins note behind bar).........
pete_sw was still around when i locked up, he may be sleeping somewhere so beware
sorry 'bout all the mess, don't know why the bar's all sticky
mind the floor it could be slippy, something to do with cplbbw, baby oil and twister
i'm sure that naked cleaner got out of the cellar, but not sure about his partner, there may be someone still down there.
just before i left steph popped in for a quickie, never saw her leave so she could be still be somewhere.
p.s. i'll try and remember to bring fresh nuts tomorrow.

crawls out from under ................. :shock: kinell, :shock: 'sniff sniff' woooman :shock: mmmmm there you are :P ............ oi wake up 'shake' helloooooo ........ oh whats the point rolleyes

the time has come the walruss said......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

9 Jan 2006

:shock: :shock: what? .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :shock: eh? go to sleep ffs rolleyes

mmmm thats nice n warm wink

:shock:

9 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: what? .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :shock: eh? go to sleep ffs
mmmm thats nice n warm
:shock:

what you doing pete_sw :roll:

9 Jan 2006

is this bar open 2day or did everyone have enough last night? Soz couldn't make it for the wet t shirt comp who won? off back to work then if i'm on my own sad

:( :( see ya peeps lata
Liz

9 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
:shock: :shock: what? .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :shock: eh? go to sleep ffs
mmmm thats nice n warm
:shock:

what you doing pete_sw :roll:
mmmmmmmmm dont know who I was cuddled up to last nite, but they were lovely and soft and warm biggrin

Quote by hisandhers
is this bar open 2day or did everyone have enough last night? Soz couldn't make it for the wet t shirt comp who won? off back to work then if i'm on my own :( :( see ya peeps lata
Liz

Blimey, givus a chance, some of us need our beuty sleep you know :roll:
cor, would have loved to see you in a wet T shirt :P
Right then, Bars open, who wants what, and whos got the keys to the cellar?
:shock: :shock: :shock: and whos nicked me clothes again ffs, they'll be calling me the nekid barman next :twisted:

9 Jan 2006

Latte please!
Just had a really crap day at work and need a nice strong coffee sad

9 Jan 2006

have an expresso instead; its a quick fix for crap days. And keeps you up all night biggrin

9 Jan 2006

Hi Adi

What can I get you to drink? Or are you driving later?

9 Jan 2006

double sammbucca; and I'll walk home from work
:P

9 Jan 2006

One double coming up.
So is this your first time in the SH bar?

9 Jan 2006

yep Lissa it is; tried on chatroom; but apart from being slow and crap; mainly full of idiots. Thought a chat room was for chat not arranging quick shags!(we prefer slow biggrin

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9 Jan 2006

Ah yes, the lovely chat room :shock:
I never bother anymore, it's much easier to chat like this really, and I don't type that fast so it suits me biggrin

9 Jan 2006

Hey Liss, it's been one of those days with plenty of those PMs - thank god for the people who can write decent ones worth reading! lol

Gimme a JD girl, I need it!
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9 Jan 2006

'DIPITY!!
Great to see you.
One EXTRA strong one coming right up biggrin

9 Jan 2006

I hope the bar is non smoking? Otherwise the wife will know I've been drinking lol

9 Jan 2006

Oops.............I promise not to blow smoke in your direction, Adi wink

Adi, meet 'Dipity.
'Dipity, this is Adi's first visit to the bar..............I gotta VIRGIN................lol

9 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
'DIPITY!!
Great to see you.
One EXTRA strong one coming right up

Ooooh lovely.....got any munchies? I'm hungry!
Adi, you'd better stand back - I'm about to light one and I'm going to enjoy it

9 Jan 2006

We're all out of peanuts..............someone went a bit mad with those over the weekend. Pork scratchings? Think there are a few bags of crisps around here somewhere too. Or I can nip into the kitchen and rustle you up some cheese on toast?

9 Jan 2006

Cheese on toast! You really are the hostess with the mostest!! lol

Hi Adi! Virgin eh? say your farewells to that quickly, The Hostess takes deflowering very seriously y'know :twisted:

9 Jan 2006

thankyou Serendipity, I'll have to go home and get the wife; she'd love this biggrin

9 Jan 2006

HeyAdi, I see from your joining date and post count that you're actually quite new to the site. Well, the bar is where you can chill out, get to chat to people and start to feel at home.
No attitudes in here wink

9 Jan 2006

Thats right Lissa; quite new but before the change. Been watching for over a year or so and we both thought this was interesting. From watching the site can already see who the decent folk are. It has changed though since the change; mind you I suppose they won't stay around for long.
Change I have another double sambucca now please? lol

(and a pack pf pork scratchings)

9 Jan 2006

Coming right up, Adi biggrin

'Dipity, your cheese on toast is ready.