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VIRTUAL BAR!!!
Sex God
Quote by mik69
:laughabove: You certainly put on a show for us :shock:
your not supposed to tell everyone, Im still blusing at the thought of it 
Anyway, I am off for a couple of minutes, left my cigs and phone in the car, be back in 5 mins, so dont let anyone run off with my drink!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:laughabove: You certainly put on a show for us :shock:
your not supposed to tell everyone, Im still blusing at the thought of it Anyway, I am off for a couple of minutes, left my cigs and phone in the car, be back in 5 mins, so dont let anyone run off with my drink! I think if you check the thread I was a lot worse than everyone else
Sex God
Well we all know what a drunkard you are becoming and to think that just over a week ago you were nice and quiet and wouldnt say boo to a goose
Sex God
Going a bit off topic (the drink is taking effect, make the next one a single) but have you ever thought of turning your shed into a Sauna? Its in a nice place, with lovely scenery, Im sure a few of us would want to bring our Drinks into you shed, I mean Sauna 
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:laughabove: You certainly put on a show for us :shock:
your not supposed to tell everyone, Im still blusing at the thought of it Anyway, I am off for a couple of minutes, left my cigs and phone in the car, be back in 5 mins, so dont let anyone run off with my drink!what is it a rum snatch
Sex God
Right your drunkards, Im off for tonight, and Mik69 we do want the story of the shed or at least details of when the conversion is taking place
right gang everyone round to Mik's for a sauna :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
right gang everyone round to Mik's for a sauna :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Kit
Quick Mik,
tell us all now whilst she has gone :twisted:
Oh, could I please have a Baileys on ice
Looks like it one baileys on ice for you and honestly the shed tale is boring. But maybe after a
few JD's I wil tell my story but don't flame me because its crap
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right your drunkards, Im off for tonight, and Mik69 we do want the story of the shed or at least details of when the conversion is taking place
right gang everyone round to Mik's for a sauna :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Goodnight and stagger home safely
Sex God
I still not found my way to the door and dont you dare tell anyone what we, I mean you were doing on the bar
Nite nite all, this time I am really going
Nite nite all, this time I am really going
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
oh ffs
talk about famous last words, the kids want a game of monopoly now
i'll be back in an hour or so, I'll ring ahead for me steak n chips.
Evening all, I'm back :wave:
yet another massive victory for the pete man, you'd think the little buggers would learn
Right, steak n chips and a nice pint of Bishops Tipple please
Sex God
Cheers mik69 :cheers:
fancy seeing you in here
Whats on at ten then mate ?
fancy seeing you in here
Whats on at ten then mate ?
Sex God
Quote by ninja
Evening everyone just thought I'd pop in for a quick half :beer:
Evening ninja, oh sod the half, have a pint :cheers:
Quote by ninja
..and maybe some nuts
:shock:
Quote by mik69
Whats on at ten then mate ?
Shameless I know its not everyones cup of tea but seriously its pure genious its that funny you laugh out loud but it can also be moving enough to bring a tear to these creasoted eyes
(check out my shed pun)
I know what you mean, its a great show, might just go and watch it meself :lol:
Sex God
right, heres yer beer :cheers:
heres yer nuts :shock:
right everyone, the bar is closed for an hour, (the keys in the usual place under the doormat)
see you all later
heres yer nuts :shock:
right everyone, the bar is closed for an hour, (the keys in the usual place under the doormat)
see you all later
Sex God
blimey, look at the time :shock:
ok bars open, who's for a drink?
I had this idea :shock: yeah I know, oh no not another one
No seriously, what about we do a “topic for conversation†each nite in the bar? And everyone can join in, air their views, but we have to allow for the “it’s alcohol talking†syndrome, so no one can get buzzed for their opinions?
Which means no mod baiting, no newbee baiting, and most of all, no Pete baiting :roll:
Its that thing I was talking about earlier in the thread, the great and grand old British tradition of ‘bullshitting at the bar’
Just a thought
Whatcha fink guys n galls?
ok bars open, who's for a drink?
I had this idea :shock: yeah I know, oh no not another one
No seriously, what about we do a “topic for conversation†each nite in the bar? And everyone can join in, air their views, but we have to allow for the “it’s alcohol talking†syndrome, so no one can get buzzed for their opinions?
Which means no mod baiting, no newbee baiting, and most of all, no Pete baiting :roll:
Its that thing I was talking about earlier in the thread, the great and grand old British tradition of ‘bullshitting at the bar’
Just a thought
Whatcha fink guys n galls?
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Ha ha i'm back and yes I think a topic of conversation is a good idea cuts out all the drunken war stories from some of the older clientel
:shock: :shock: oi, I resemble that remark, :shock:
and I'll have you know I have some very interesting war stories
I'll have a large bacardi an coke pls :lol:
