Quote by Pete_sw
and I'll have you know I have some very interesting war stories
I'll have a large bacardi an coke pls
Prehaps so but really the boar war was a hell of along time ago and if i'm on bar one b&c coming up :lol:
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Sexpert
Ooooo bars open eh ... mines a vodka and coke (no ice) please.
Tell ya what ... make it a double ... cant stay long cos its absolutely peeing it down here and I think our village might get cut off very soon
Tell ya what ... make it a double ... cant stay long cos its absolutely peeing it down here and I think our village might get cut off very soon
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Ooooo bars open eh ... mines a vodka and coke (no ice) please.
Tell ya what ... make it a double ... cant stay long cos its absolutely peeing it down here and I think our village might get cut off very soon
One V&C coming up any sugestions for topical conversation yet?
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
Sex God
squirtee, here is your 'village cut off survival pack' (4 liters of voddy, candles, hexi burner and tabs, puritabs, blankets, a 5 man tent, gilly suit :shock: m16 :shock: :shock: grenades :shock: :shock: :shock: and of course a pack of condoms (for keeping th edirt out of your weapon 
and carrying water in))
and carrying water in)) good evening all just popped in for a quick pint of brandy & coke 
& in a very good mood i will only mention it once cuz its footie related
up the wigan :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: sorry to the gunners :lol: :grin: :grin:
by the way has anyone seen a cat with food poisoning :lol:
& in a very good mood i will only mention it once cuz its footie related
up the wigan :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: sorry to the gunners :lol: :grin: :grin: by the way has anyone seen a cat with food poisoning :lol:
Sexpert
Only 4 litres :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
good evening all just popped in for a quick pint of brandy & coke
& in a very good mood i will only mention it once cuz its footie related
by the way has anyone seen a cat with food poisoning :lol:
someone call security, there’s a guy talking about football in here
Quote by squirtee
Only 4 litres :shock: :shock: :shock:
yeah I know, but we have to make sure we keep enough in reserve for the staff, especially as we seem to have absent landlords :roll:
Quote by squirtee
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH 
Sexpert
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Quote by squirtee
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i hope it includes crispy aromatic duck
ya got my mouth watering now
Quote by squirtee
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Got to be a curry for me!!
I'll have a pint of the guest bitter please
Quote by squirtee
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
No problem then just seize the chance to do a spot of extreme skinny dipping it may be cold at first but dont worry you will soon lose all feeling in your body then you can enjoy :shock:
Quote by squirtee
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Time to blow up the inflatable!
Sexpert
Quote by lovejoy68
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i hope it includes crispy aromatic duck
ya got my mouth watering now
It can include anything you like ... mines a Chicken Satay .... awww now my mouths watering now
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
No problem then just seize the chance to do a spot of extreme skinny dipping it may be cold at first but dont worry you will soon lose all feeling in your body then you can enjoy :shock:
Ermmmmm .... sorry ... hypothermia doesnt float my boat
Sexpert
Quote by ninja
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Time to blow up the inflatable!
now how did you know we had one of those :oops: Ohhhhhh ... you mean an inflatable boat :shock:
Quote by squirtee
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i hope it includes crispy aromatic duck
ya got my mouth watering now
It can include anything you like ... mines a Chicken Satay .... awww now my mouths watering now
thats it you have done it now im going to have to go to my fav chinese resteraunt one night this week now its been ages :)
Quote by squirtee
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
No problem then just seize the chance to do a spot of extreme skinny dipping it may be cold at first but dont worry you will soon lose all feeling in your body then you can enjoy :shock:
Ermmmmm .... sorry ... hypothermia doesnt float my boat
Hang on if you have a boat why worry about flooding christ i'm on the ball tonight lol :lol:
Quote by squirtee
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Time to blow up the inflatable!
now how did you know we had one of those :oops: Ohhhhhh ... you mean an inflatable boat :shock:
Errr...... not necessarily :shock: Hell, in an emergency situation who cares as long as it floats!
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Just clocked where you are from squirtee beatifull part of the country done a lot of work up that way and a lot of climbing I envy you i'll swap you for the cheshire plains any day
Was I that obvious lol ... and sorry I wouldnt swap it for all the tea in china
Sex God
Bloody hell, when I said “topics for conversation†I wasn’t really thinking about saving the world
Ok, what to do if your village is cut off, well I happen to know this one coz I do it, contact your local community advisor. (details from your parish council) if your village doesn’t have one, considder becoming one, the courses are an absolute blast, and your standing in the community is suddenly elevated by about a thousand percent. (details available from your county council) be advised that the “GOV†has suddenly decided to pump huge amounts of money into what was once called ‘civil defence’ now called civil protection :shock: ???
You should also visit this site to stay up to date.
as for session food, Chinese is great, especially the duck, trouble is that half an hour later, your full of the munchies again :roll:
don’t like Indian food .......................... but love a good curry :twisted:
it has to be a nice big fat steak, blue, with gravy and plenty of mushrooms n chips.
fec I'm hungry now, ..................... ok folks, kitchens open :twisted:
Ok, what to do if your village is cut off, well I happen to know this one coz I do it, contact your local community advisor. (details from your parish council) if your village doesn’t have one, considder becoming one, the courses are an absolute blast, and your standing in the community is suddenly elevated by about a thousand percent. (details available from your county council) be advised that the “GOV†has suddenly decided to pump huge amounts of money into what was once called ‘civil defence’ now called civil protection :shock: ???
You should also visit this site to stay up to date.
as for session food, Chinese is great, especially the duck, trouble is that half an hour later, your full of the munchies again :roll:
don’t like Indian food .......................... but love a good curry :twisted:
it has to be a nice big fat steak, blue, with gravy and plenty of mushrooms n chips.
fec I'm hungry now, ..................... ok folks, kitchens open :twisted:
Sexpert
Quote by Pete_sw
it has to be a nice big fat steak, blue, with gravy and plenty of mushrooms n chips.:
Each to their own ... personally I prefer the cow to have stopped mooing before it reaches my plate lol
and mushrooms ... dont even go there ... they remind me of slugs .... yuk, yuk!!!
I think I'll pass on the food .. feeling a bit ill now ... I'll have another double V and C instead
Sex God
Quote by squirtee
it has to be a nice big fat steak, blue, with gravy and plenty of mushrooms n chips.:
Each to their own ... personally I prefer the cow to have stopped mooing before it reaches my plate lol
and mushrooms ... dont even go there ... they remind me of slugs .... yuk, yuk!!!
I think I'll pass on the food .. feeling a bit ill now ... I'll have another double V and C instead
waitress, "how would you like your steak sir?"
me, "rip off its horns, and wipe its arse" lol
Sex God
Quote by ninja
fec I'm hungry now, ..................... ok folks, kitchens open :twisted:
Put me down for that green Thai curry and a pint
there you go, now what can I get you to drink?
