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VIRTUAL BAR!!!
Sex God
one 24 year old Glen Morangie single malt comming up, :cheers:
Sex God
Irish or Scotch sir? we do a mean BlackBush 
Sex God
Quote by ninja
Irish or Scotch sir? we do a mean BlackBush
:laughabove: BlackBush sounds great!!
LMAO ................................. here you go sir, would you mind taking her outside as we are about to lock up
Sex God
I've got them, and u aint avin em back till u pass the breathelizer
Sexpert
Ooops sorry ... fell asleep propped up against the bar then ... best be getting myself off home ... probably have to swim for it now though :shock:
Good night all xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good night all xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Quote by squirtee
Ooops sorry ... fell asleep propped up against the bar then ... best be getting myself off home ... probably have to swim for it now though :shock:
Good night all xxxxxxxxxxxxx
pete produces the inflatable
will this do
I'm sure we can find the tiller, i fwe look really hard :twisted:
Sex God
ffs, look at the mess in here 
and who left this inflatable on the bar?
right, where's the hoover, feck my head hurts
4 pints, several bags of dryroast nuts and a brown paper bag please, i think the world is about to end.
and who left this inflatable on the bar?
right, where's the hoover, feck my head hurts
4 pints, several bags of dryroast nuts and a brown paper bag please, i think the world is about to end.
Orgasminator
woah, quiet in here tonight, what's on the bar : exmoor beast, yeh, that'll do niceley :beer:
: exmoor beast, yeh, that'll do niceley :beer: 
Sex God
Well seeing as the waiting room's been locked (cheers st3v3 
) is it OK if I hang around in here for a while?
Pete, were you drunk Tues night, the inflatable was yours!
) is it OK if I hang around in here for a while? Pete, were you drunk Tues night, the inflatable was yours!
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Well seeing as the waiting room's been locked (cheers st3v3
Pete, were you drunk Tues night, the inflatable was yours!
come in, grab a pew
What can I get you? I can get the kitchen opened up if anyone's hungry.
my inflatable :shock: bloody hell I thought I recognised it
and yes, i was very drunk :P Sex God
Quote by mik69
Oh for f's sake day time drinking now :shock:
And the question on everyones lips is does mik 69 actually do any work or even have a job prehaps I can get paid to sit in here all day. "I am cheap you know"
So we heard
:shock: sorry, but you did kinda walk into that one
you can have an expresso if you want, and I was just about to open the kitchen
so where you been?
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Go on then I will have an expresso with a large brandy as a chaser.
Kept me head down a bit last night don't want people to get sick of me
too late for me :lol: seem to be turning into a bit of a post tart recently
heres your drinks, so you posting from work then, or are u skiving like me
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Well seeing as the waiting room's been locked (cheers st3v3
Pete, were you drunk Tues night, the inflatable was yours!
come in, grab a pew
What can I get you? I can get the kitchen opened up if anyone's hungry.
my inflatable :shock: bloody hell I thought I recognised it
and yes, i was very drunk :POooh are we allowed food? St3v3 said we aren't allowed to raid the larder :shock: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Well seeing as the waiting room's been locked (cheers st3v3
Pete, were you drunk Tues night, the inflatable was yours!
come in, grab a pew
What can I get you? I can get the kitchen opened up if anyone's hungry.
my inflatable :shock: bloody hell I thought I recognised it
and yes, i was very drunk :POooh are we allowed food? St3v3 said we aren't allowed to raid the larder :shock: :lol:
Ah we have our own larder in here Angel
What would you like, I do a mean steak n chips, mutton curry, or a selection of veggie dishes.
have a drink on the house while you make up your mind. :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Cheers pete... Sat at home i'm self employed and i've dropped the worlds biggest b*ll*ck and i'm trying to sort it out but thought i'd nip in here for a daytime browse to cheer me up
Well I'm sat here with bugger all to do for the next couple of weeks, so if theres any online help I can provide, just shout, I'm spending too much time on a certain auction site as it is
:cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
Cheers pete... Sat at home i'm self employed and i've dropped the worlds biggest b*ll*ck and i'm trying to sort it out but thought i'd nip in here for a daytime browse to cheer me up
Well I'm sat here with bugger all to do for the next couple of weeks, so if theres any online help I can provide, just shout, I'm spending too much time on a certain auction site as it is
:cheers:
Funny that I was just on said site hope we are not bidding against each other lol
Bloody hell I am rude sorry. Thanks for the offer of help pete but I will have it sorted soon just
going to cost me a bit thats all. But i'm not the type to moan I will be laughing about it later
What you up to hope you haven't just skived off for a while to get over the many virtual hang overs :lol: :lol:
going to cost me a bit thats all. But i'm not the type to moan I will be laughing about it later
What you up to hope you haven't just skived off for a while to get over the many virtual hang overs :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Bloody hell I am rude sorry. Thanks for the offer of help pete but I will have it sorted soon just
going to cost me a bit thats all. But i'm not the type to moan I will be laughing about it later
What you up to hope you haven't just skived off for a while to get over the many virtual hang overs :lol: :lol:
:lol: No I wish.
On the sick at the moment
And your OK, I'm not bidding, I'm selling so we should be ok
As for work, thats a long boring tail thats not even worth going into on here :roll:
sufice to say am still looking for a career change.
I think it must be my round
Quote by Pete_sw
On the sick at the moment
I think it must be my round
Now the sick bit I can relate to had to have over a month off at the end of last year and christ I was bored :roll: and as for your round ..................................................................
go on then you have talked me into it I will have a pint of hobgoblin a bit run of the mill I know
but I do like my ales from time to time cheers
:drinkies:
Sex God
one hobgoblin coming up, think I'll join you, :shock: well the sun is nearly over the yard arm
yeah, boredom's the killer
yeah, boredom's the killer
Sex God
Its Damned quiet in here today :shock:
oh well, at least we have the pool table to ourselves
though I was expecting a few more refugees from another thread :lol:
oh well, at least we have the pool table to ourselves
though I was expecting a few more refugees from another thread :lol:
Ah Pete i'm glad you back got something I want to get of my chest
YOUR A BLOODY GENIOUS thanks and I owe you one I have 2 garages full of stuff up my old mans ranging from a 1956 car to a sofa I can recoup todays loses by using said auction site :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh happy days
YOUR A BLOODY GENIOUS thanks and I owe you one I have 2 garages full of stuff up my old mans ranging from a 1956 car to a sofa I can recoup todays loses by using said auction site :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh happy days Sex God
Quote by mik69
Ah Pete i'm glad you back got something I want to get of my chest
YOUR A BLOODY GENIOUS thanks and I owe you one I have 2 garages full of stuff up my old mans ranging from a 1956 car to a sofa I can recoup todays loses by using said auction site :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Takes a bow
I kid you not, it is well worth it, I couldn't believe how much I made last time I cleared the attick, garage and sheds
have fun :lol:
:shock: :shock: hope I haven't created a monster :shock: :shock:
