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Quote by Pete_sw
Ah Pete i'm glad you back got something I want to get of my chest rolleyes
YOUR A BLOODY GENIOUS thanks and I owe you one I have 2 garages full of stuff up my old mans ranging from a 1956 car to a sofa I can recoup todays loses by using said auction site :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh happy days

Takes a bow lol
I kid you not, it is well worth it, I couldn't believe how much I made last time I cleared the attick, garage and sheds wink
have fun :lol:
:shock: :shock: hope I haven't created a monster :shock: :shock: biggrin Seriously never gave it a fekin thought have been a long time byer on there but in my previous job I was down your neck of the woods all week wiyh no acces to a computer so I couldn't answer any of the questions off byers. Now I think it is definitely my round what you having. (and is it me or has this thread just turned into the pete & mike show)
It's like the Pete & Shed show in here today lol
Who's serving? I am in a mood and require something short and warming!
Quote by mik69
(and is it me or has this thread just turned into the pete & mike show)

Oi! Stop reading my mind and get serving! lol
Any chance of a sambucca and a pack of pork scratchings please? lol
Quote by Serendipity
It's like the Pete & Shed show in here today lol
Who's serving? I am in a mood and require something short and warming!

Now that is spooky one hot toddy coming up :lol:
Mmmm ta! And a saumbuca for Adi there and one for yourself landlord! wink
pssssst........your'e out of pork scratchings right?
Quote by Serendipity
Mmmm ta! And a saumbuca for Adi there and one for yourself landlord! wink
pssssst........your'e out of pork scratchings right?

Sorry adi had to answer the phone one sambuca for you and apparantly we are out of pork scratchings lol lol
Quote by mik69
Sorry adi had to answer the phone one sambuca for you and apparantly we are out of pork scratchings lol lol

No problem; any food on tonight then; I'm going to be stuck at work for a few more hours.
Any chance of some curry? :lol:
Quote by adi1567

Sorry adi had to answer the phone one sambuca for you and apparantly we are out of pork scratchings lol lol

No problem; any food on tonight then; I'm going to be stuck at work for a few more hours.
Any chance of some curry? :lol:
Pete normally organises the kitchen i'm more of a liquid linch man myself lol :lol:
Quote by mik69

Sorry adi had to answer the phone one sambuca for you and apparantly we are out of pork scratchings lol lol

No problem; any food on tonight then; I'm going to be stuck at work for a few more hours.
Any chance of some curry? :lol:
Pete normally organises the kitchen i'm more of a liquid linch man myself lol :lol:
Sorry, forgot. In that case I'll have a carling extra cold with a sambucca chaser :lol:
Bang goes the neighbourhood....................I'm here! biggrin
Good evening Lissa; would you like a drink?
Well, a nice strong latte would go down well.
Thanks Adi biggrin
one latte coming up lol
Quote by Lissa
Bang goes the neighbourhood....................I'm here! biggrin

Door staff thats what we need I nip out for my tea and all sorts come strolling in lol
Cheers hun!
Just what I need after a crappy, boring day at work. :cry:
Bloody MOD have a lot to answer for.......................lol.
Quote by Lissa
Cheers hun!
Just what I need after a crappy, boring day at work. :cry:
Bloody MOD have a lot to answer for.......................lol.

Yeah they wear crap parkas
So how is everyone this evening?
Sit your self down Lissa and have nice relaxing drink after hard day and pray it doesn't get to roudy just yet lol
Is meaty beaty big and bouncy here yet confused:
good evening, any chance of a quick pint before dinner?
Quote by paul4stockings
good evening, any chance of a quick pint before dinner?

Of course, Hun.
Name your poison, we've got everything here wink
I'm off ....... Okay maybe one for the road confused
Looks like I'm on bar duty, so what can I get you?
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
I'm off ....... Okay maybe one for the road confused
so what would the road like to drink then? rolleyes
I'm driving so no alcohol... Have you got any seuen tea? wink
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
I'm driving so no alcohol... Have you got any seuen tea? wink

:shock:
WTF is that?
Only drink coffee, me biggrin
Roughly translated..... C U N T.... Hahaha... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Evening lovely peeps wink
The kitchen is now open, on the menue tonite we have ........ (drum roll)
Starters:
* dried scallop and crsispy seaweed
* sesame prawn toast
* barbecue pork spare ribs
* vegetable pancake rolls
* rice paper wrapped prawn
* prawn crackers
* vietnamese springs rolls
* satay beef on skewers
* satay chicken on skewers
* deep fried shredded chicken coated in yellow bean sauce
* crispy won tons served with sweet & sour sauce
* duck salad
* cucumber with smoked pork
Sea Food
* sweet & sour prawns hong kong style
* prawns in chilli sauce (kung po style)
* satay prawns
* prawns with green peppers in black bean sauce
* prawns with baby sweetcorn
* salt & garlic prawns
* prawns with mushroom
* prawns in black pepper sauce
* prawns in oyster sauce
* szechuan prawns
* sweet & sour monkfish
* squid in satay sauce
* squid in black pepper sauce
* stir fried squid in black bean sauce
* deep fried crispy squid
Veggie
* satay bean curd
* sweet & sour bean curd
* stir fried beanshoots
* mixed vegetables in
-garlic
-black pepper
-sweet & sour
-oyster
-satay sauce
-szechuan
* three style mushroom stir-fry
* braised shiitake mushroom with assorted funghi
* chinese mushroom, bamboo shoots & water chestnuts
* mixed mushrooms in black bean sauce
* vegetable foo yung (chinese omelette)
* vegetable fried rice
* vegetable fried noodles
* stir-fry black pepper vegetarian chicken with sugar snap peas
Meat
*salt & garlic chicken
*chicken with chilli sauce (kung po style)
*chicken with cashewnuts in yellow bean sauce
*chicken with ginger & spring onion
*lemon chicken
*deep fried shredded chicken in chilli sauce
*chicken with green peppers in black bean sauce
*chicken with mushrooms
*chicken in black pepper sauce
*sweet & sour chicken hong kong style
*duck with bean shoots
*duck with pineapple
*duck with green peppers in chilli sauce
*duck in plum sauce
*duck with ginger & spring onion
* deep fried shredded beef in chilli sauce
* beef in oyster sauce
* beef with ginger & spring onions
* minced beef with bean curd
* beef with mushrooms
* beef in black pepper sauce
* beef with green peppers in black bean sauce
* lamb with spring onions
* quick fried pork with spring onions
* sweet & sour pork hong kong style
* sliced pork with green peppers in chilli sauce
* sliced pork with mushrooms
* salt & garlic pork chop.
Gimme a shout when you're ready to order folks. :cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
Evening lovely peeps wink
The kitchen is now open, on the menue tonite we have ........ (drum roll)
Starters:
* dried scallop and crsispy seaweed
* sesame prawn toast
* barbecue pork spare ribs
* vegetable pancake rolls
* rice paper wrapped prawn
* prawn crackers
* vietnamese springs rolls
* satay beef on skewers
* satay chicken on skewers
* deep fried shredded chicken coated in yellow bean sauce
* crispy won tons served with sweet & sour sauce
* duck salad
* cucumber with smoked pork
Sea Food
* sweet & sour prawns hong kong style
* prawns in chilli sauce (kung po style)
* satay prawns
* prawns with green peppers in black bean sauce
* prawns with baby sweetcorn
* salt & garlic prawns
* prawns with mushroom
* prawns in black pepper sauce
* prawns in oyster sauce
* szechuan prawns
* sweet & sour monkfish
* squid in satay sauce
* squid in black pepper sauce
* stir fried squid in black bean sauce
* deep fried crispy squid
Veggie
* satay bean curd
* sweet & sour bean curd
* stir fried beanshoots
* mixed vegetables in
-garlic
-black pepper
-sweet & sour
-oyster
-satay sauce
-szechuan
* three style mushroom stir-fry
* braised shiitake mushroom with assorted funghi
* chinese mushroom, bamboo shoots & water chestnuts
* mixed mushrooms in black bean sauce
* vegetable foo yung (chinese omelette)
* vegetable fried rice
* vegetable fried noodles
* stir-fry black pepper vegetarian chicken with sugar snap peas
Meat
*salt & garlic chicken
*chicken with chilli sauce (kung po style)
*chicken with cashewnuts in yellow bean sauce
*chicken with ginger & spring onion
*lemon chicken
*deep fried shredded chicken in chilli sauce
*chicken with green peppers in black bean sauce
*chicken with mushrooms
*chicken in black pepper sauce
*sweet & sour chicken hong kong style
*duck with bean shoots
*duck with pineapple
*duck with green peppers in chilli sauce
*duck in plum sauce
*duck with ginger & spring onion
* deep fried shredded beef in chilli sauce
* beef in oyster sauce
* beef with ginger & spring onions
* minced beef with bean curd
* beef with mushrooms
* beef in black pepper sauce
* beef with green peppers in black bean sauce
* lamb with spring onions
* quick fried pork with spring onions
* sweet & sour pork hong kong style
* sliced pork with green peppers in chilli sauce
* sliced pork with mushrooms
* salt & garlic pork chop.
Gimme a shout when you're ready to order folks. :cheers:

Blimey :!:
I can't eat all that :shock:
Er I'll have a coke confused