oh well time for a large JD methinks :cheers:
Sex God
Oh thats right, you lot feck off to the carpark and leave me to clean up the mess
oh well time for a large JD methinks :cheers:
oh well time for a large JD methinks :cheers:
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Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
Naughty Wigan pokes her head round the door, see's all the drinks, smells all the gorgeous food, and decides she just cant come in tonight, doesnt want to ruin the diet as she has been really good this week! Quickly closes the door and vansihes off into the dark car park!
See you in the car park in 5 mins
Just need to get my clothes on, its a bit nippy out there
Whispher, dont bring your clothes, I will put the heaters on the car, we can lock the doors and go dogging!
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Sorry pete i'm back all drinks are now being served I know i'm slacking but someone got me
using an auction site and now i'm bidding on a cari'm supposed to be selling
sorry, missed you coming in in all the confussion
:shock: :shock: buying a car :shock: :shock: I have created a monster
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Oh thats right, you lot feck off to the carpark and leave me to cklean up the mess
oh well time for a large JD methinks :cheers:
Think i'll join you sorry to leave you when you were busy
good idea, keep you away from auctions, a bottle each should do for now
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
good idea, keep you away from auctions, a bottle each should do for now
In ten hours I will own a car the other end of the country whoopee (i think) :doh:
Ahah!
Not if I outbid you wont :twisted:
Sex God
Hello Darkfire, welcome to the bar, take the weight off and have a drink with us 
Quote by Pete_sw
Hello Darkfire, welcome to the bar, take the weight off and have a drink with us
plenty of weight to take off hun, not sure that a double JD, lager and 3 courses off ya menu is going to help..
but....sod it, virtual JD (i'm syill on the wagon) it is then, with some of your finest Beef Satay skewers to start, s'il vous plait :D
IM BACK.................................. FINALY!!!
naked-cleaner as had me tied to the bed all week just got bloody free my wrists are killing naked-cleaner you are a naughty boy!
so what have i missed someone bring me up to speed!
i hope you have all been good and cleaned up after yourselfes!!
who is on the bar ill have a cheeky vimpto please!!
naked-cleaner as had me tied to the bed all week just got bloody free my wrists are killing naked-cleaner you are a naughty boy!
so what have i missed someone bring me up to speed!
i hope you have all been good and cleaned up after yourselfes!!
who is on the bar ill have a cheeky vimpto please!!
: Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Hello Darkfire, welcome to the bar, take the weight off and have a drink with us
plenty of weight to take off hun, not sure that a double JD, lager and 3 courses off ya menu is going to help..
but....sod it, virtual JD (i'm syill on the wagon) it is then, with some of your finest Beef Satay skewers to start, s'il vous plait :D
right then, one bottle of JD and a glass for you :cheers:
(shouts through to the kitchen) oi, you gone to sleep in there :roll: there's hungry customers out here.
Quote by cplbbw
IM BACK.................................. FINALY!!!
naked-cleaner as had me tied to the bed all week just got bloody free my wrists are killing naked-cleaner you are a naughty boy!
so what have i missed someone bring me up to speed!
i hope you have all been good and cleaned up after yourselfes!!
who is on the bar ill have a cheeky vimpto please!!
:bounce: hello cplbbw Here's ya Vimto (liberally laced of course :twisted: )
wondered where you'd got to :cry:
still, your here now :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by mik69
For f's sake heres your food i'm trying my hardest here i've had a tough day you know
winge winge moan
and on your wages too :lol: right, where's that naked cleaner, I want a word with him, haven't managed a good ole romp with cplbbw for nearly a week, now I know why
Quote by Pete_sw
Hello Darkfire, welcome to the bar, take the weight off and have a drink with us
plenty of weight to take off hun, not sure that a double JD, lager and 3 courses off ya menu is going to help..
but....sod it, virtual JD (i'm syill on the wagon) it is then, with some of your finest Beef Satay skewers to start, s'il vous plait :D
right then, one bottle of JD and a glass for you :cheers:
(shouts through to the kitchen) oi, you gone to sleep in there :roll: there's hungry customers out here menu.
Quote by cplbbw
IM BACK.................................. FINALY!!!
naked-cleaner as had me tied to the bed all week just got bloody free my wrists are killing naked-cleaner you are a naughty boy!
so what have i missed someone bring me up to speed!
i hope you have all been good and cleaned up after yourselfes!!
who is on the bar ill have a cheeky vimpto please!!
:bounce: hello cplbbw Here's ya Vimto (liberally laced of course :twisted: )
wondered where you'd got to :cry:
still, your here now :twisted:
hunny 
it was that bloody naked-cleaner tieing me to the bed the sod
:twisted: have ye missed me
what you all been upto?
iv seen the menu but where the hell is the desserts???????
Sex God
Course weve missed you
right then, deserts, here we go:
Spotted dick with syrup, vanilla ice cream, custard and cream
Chocolate rum cheesecake with chocolate sauce and cream
"More than just" chocolate mousse with cream
Rhubarb and ginger fool
Gooseberry fool with raspberries in syrup and cream
Orange and lemon tiramisu served with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Bitter sweet flummery with raspberries in syrup and cream
Classic crème brulée with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Jamaican toffee banana pancake with cream
Classic summer pudding with cream
Fruit crumble with custard and cream
French caramel fruit tart with vanilla ice cream and cream
Hot walnut cake served with butterscotch and date sauce, vanilla ice cream and cream
Hot chocolate brownie cake with fudge sauce, vanilla ice cream and cream
Butterscotch dumplings with vanilla ice cream, custard and cream
Strawberry pavlova with cream
Raspberry Sherry trifle with cream
Coffee and chestnut tiramisu with chocolate sauce and cream
Warm lemon drizzle cake, lemon curd, custard and cream
Plum and ginger pancake with custard and cream
Warm rice pudding served with raspberries in syrup and cream
Steamed suet pudding with plum and apple served with golden syrup, custard and cream
Lime and mango cheesecake with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Apple butterscotch dumpling with vanilla ice cream, custard and cream
Chocolate rum and almond truffle torte with vanilla ice cream and cream
Deliciously rich bread and butter pudding with apricot sauce and cream
Strawberry pavlova with vanilla ice cream
Peach crème brulée served with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Cafetiere coffee, tea
Liqueur coffee
What would you like
right then, deserts, here we go:
Spotted dick with syrup, vanilla ice cream, custard and cream
Chocolate rum cheesecake with chocolate sauce and cream
"More than just" chocolate mousse with cream
Rhubarb and ginger fool
Gooseberry fool with raspberries in syrup and cream
Orange and lemon tiramisu served with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Bitter sweet flummery with raspberries in syrup and cream
Classic crème brulée with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Jamaican toffee banana pancake with cream
Classic summer pudding with cream
Fruit crumble with custard and cream
French caramel fruit tart with vanilla ice cream and cream
Hot walnut cake served with butterscotch and date sauce, vanilla ice cream and cream
Hot chocolate brownie cake with fudge sauce, vanilla ice cream and cream
Butterscotch dumplings with vanilla ice cream, custard and cream
Strawberry pavlova with cream
Raspberry Sherry trifle with cream
Coffee and chestnut tiramisu with chocolate sauce and cream
Warm lemon drizzle cake, lemon curd, custard and cream
Plum and ginger pancake with custard and cream
Warm rice pudding served with raspberries in syrup and cream
Steamed suet pudding with plum and apple served with golden syrup, custard and cream
Lime and mango cheesecake with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Apple butterscotch dumpling with vanilla ice cream, custard and cream
Chocolate rum and almond truffle torte with vanilla ice cream and cream
Deliciously rich bread and butter pudding with apricot sauce and cream
Strawberry pavlova with vanilla ice cream
Peach crème brulée served with blackcurrants in syrup and cream
Cafetiere coffee, tea
Liqueur coffee
What would you like
Sex God
Quote by Lissa
Give me a latte, quick!
I've just had to sit through GI Jane cos my daughter has been waiting to watch it all week and I've had the football on!
Hi everyone
one Latte, have you checked out the menu?
not a bad bit of escapism, bet you had one or two smirks
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
iv seen the menu but where the hell is the desserts???????
I think his keyboard gave up the ghost after typing all that lot out
o ill let you off then
and pete_sw im ready for that romp when you are :twisted: :twisted:
oi, see desert menu above
then we'll have that romp :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
Give me a latte, quick!
I've just had to sit through GI Jane cos my daughter has been waiting to watch it all week and I've had the football on!
Hi everyone
one Latte, have you checked out the menu?
not a bad bit of escapism, bet you had one or two smirks
Cheers for the latte.
My daughter IS GI Jane...........lol. Well, she's a Lance Corporal in the Army Cadets anyway, and plans to make the army her career :shock:
She wants to join the Military Police :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Lissa
Give me a latte, quick!
I've just had to sit through GI Jane cos my daughter has been waiting to watch it all week and I've had the football on!
Hi everyone
one Latte, have you checked out the menu?
not a bad bit of escapism, bet you had one or two smirks
Cheers for the latte.
My daughter IS GI Jane...........lol. Well, she's a Lance Corporal in the Army Cadets anyway, and plans to make the army her career :shock:
She wants to join the Military Police :shock: :shock: :shock:
All joking aside, she could do a lot worse. well done her for knowing what she wants :cheers:
