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Sex God
Quote by Lissa
Pete!
I'm starving.................I'll have barbeque spare ribs for starters please
Comming right up, and all the booze you can drink on the house tonite to celebrate your good news.
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Jesus christ pete you are a post whore even I don't put that much effort into this thread
Good work
oi, I resemble that remark as well :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Lissa
Pete!
I'm starving.................I'll have barbeque spare ribs for starters please
Comming right up, and all the booze you can drink on the house tonite to celebrate your good news.
Bugger.................I'm teetotal :cry:
Does that offer stand for coffee too?
coffee, or anything else you might fancy :shock: :wink:
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Right I may as well settle in here for the night now. Can I have sesame prawn toast for starters followed by duck with pineapple and a nice glass of guiness to keep my strengh up.
on its way, you'll have to run the bar though, oh and givus a pint of Spitfire to take in the kitchen :cheers:
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Right then looks like i'm on the pumps again who's having what.
a can of fanta please mister
Orgasminator
Quote by Serendipity
if you would like to order food our chef has produced a compriensive menu for us tonight.
I want a cheese sandwich!!!!!
Oh Oh me me
Let me make it for you :inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Devon1
Evening lovely peeps
The kitchen is now open, on the menue tonite we have ........ (drum roll)
Starters:
* dried scallop and crsispy seaweed
* sesame prawn toast
* barbecue pork spare ribs
* vegetable pancake rolls
* rice paper wrapped prawn
* prawn crackers
* vietnamese springs rolls
* satay beef on skewers
* satay chicken on skewers
* deep fried shredded chicken coated in yellow bean sauce
* crispy won tons served with sweet & sour sauce
* duck salad
* cucumber with smoked pork
Sea Food
* sweet & sour prawns hong kong style
* prawns in chilli sauce (kung po style)
* satay prawns
* prawns with green peppers in black bean sauce
* prawns with baby sweetcorn
* salt & garlic prawns
* prawns with mushroom
* prawns in black pepper sauce
* prawns in oyster sauce
* szechuan prawns
* sweet & sour monkfish
* squid in satay sauce
* squid in black pepper sauce
* stir fried squid in black bean sauce
* deep fried crispy squid
Veggie
* satay bean curd
* sweet & sour bean curd
* stir fried beanshoots
* mixed vegetables in
-garlic
-black pepper
-sweet & sour
-oyster
-satay sauce
-szechuan
* three style mushroom stir-fry
* braised shiitake mushroom with assorted funghi
* chinese mushroom, bamboo shoots & water chestnuts
* mixed mushrooms in black bean sauce
* vegetable foo yung (chinese omelette)
* vegetable fried rice
* vegetable fried noodles
* stir-fry black pepper vegetarian chicken with sugar snap peas
Meat
*salt & garlic chicken
*chicken with chilli sauce (kung po style)
*chicken with cashewnuts in yellow bean sauce
*chicken with ginger & spring onion
*lemon chicken
*deep fried shredded chicken in chilli sauce
*chicken with green peppers in black bean sauce
*chicken with mushrooms
*chicken in black pepper sauce
*sweet & sour chicken hong kong style
*duck with bean shoots
*duck with pineapple
*duck with green peppers in chilli sauce
*duck in plum sauce
*duck with ginger & spring onion
* deep fried shredded beef in chilli sauce
* beef in oyster sauce
* beef with ginger & spring onions
* minced beef with bean curd
* beef with mushrooms
* beef in black pepper sauce
* beef with green peppers in black bean sauce
* lamb with spring onions
* quick fried pork with spring onions
* sweet & sour pork hong kong style
* sliced pork with green peppers in chilli sauce
* sliced pork with mushrooms
* salt & garlic pork chop.
Gimme a shout when you're ready to order folks. :cheers:
Blimey :!:
I can't eat all that :shock:
Er I'll have a coke
You gotta make an effort mate, you won’t get a body like mine without making an effort!
Sex God
Blimey its hot in that kitchen, another pint please :cheers:
Sexlightened
Quote by Pete_sw
Evening lovely peeps
The kitchen is now open, on the menue tonite we have ........ (drum roll)
Starters:
* dried scallop and crsispy seaweed
* sesame prawn toast
* barbecue pork spare ribs
* vegetable pancake rolls
* rice paper wrapped prawn
* prawn crackers
* vietnamese springs rolls
* satay beef on skewers
* satay chicken on skewers
* deep fried shredded chicken coated in yellow bean sauce
* crispy won tons served with sweet & sour sauce
* duck salad
* cucumber with smoked pork
Sea Food
* sweet & sour prawns hong kong style
* prawns in chilli sauce (kung po style)
* satay prawns
* prawns with green peppers in black bean sauce
* prawns with baby sweetcorn
* salt & garlic prawns
* prawns with mushroom
* prawns in black pepper sauce
* prawns in oyster sauce
* szechuan prawns
* sweet & sour monkfish
* squid in satay sauce
* squid in black pepper sauce
* stir fried squid in black bean sauce
* deep fried crispy squid
Veggie
* satay bean curd
* sweet & sour bean curd
* stir fried beanshoots
* mixed vegetables in
-garlic
-black pepper
-sweet & sour
-oyster
-satay sauce
-szechuan
* three style mushroom stir-fry
* braised shiitake mushroom with assorted funghi
* chinese mushroom, bamboo shoots & water chestnuts
* mixed mushrooms in black bean sauce
* vegetable foo yung (chinese omelette)
* vegetable fried rice
* vegetable fried noodles
* stir-fry black pepper vegetarian chicken with sugar snap peas
Meat
*salt & garlic chicken
*chicken with chilli sauce (kung po style)
*chicken with cashewnuts in yellow bean sauce
*chicken with ginger & spring onion
*lemon chicken
*deep fried shredded chicken in chilli sauce
*chicken with green peppers in black bean sauce
*chicken with mushrooms
*chicken in black pepper sauce
*sweet & sour chicken hong kong style
*duck with bean shoots
*duck with pineapple
*duck with green peppers in chilli sauce
*duck in plum sauce
*duck with ginger & spring onion
* deep fried shredded beef in chilli sauce
* beef in oyster sauce
* beef with ginger & spring onions
* minced beef with bean curd
* beef with mushrooms
* beef in black pepper sauce
* beef with green peppers in black bean sauce
* lamb with spring onions
* quick fried pork with spring onions
* sweet & sour pork hong kong style
* sliced pork with green peppers in chilli sauce
* sliced pork with mushrooms
* salt & garlic pork chop.
Gimme a shout when you're ready to order folks. :cheers:
ill have a duck saladpls...always fancied tryin duck!
oh and a glass of orange my good man
Sex God
Duck salad it is, you wont regret it.
wheres the barman gone :shock: :shock:
ffs I cant run the whole place on me own.
wheres the barman gone :shock: :shock:
ffs I cant run the whole place on me own.
Quote by Pete_sw
Evening lovely peeps
The kitchen is now open, on the menue tonite we have ........ (drum roll)
Starters:
* dried scallop and crsispy seaweed
* sesame prawn toast
* barbecue pork spare ribs
* vegetable pancake rolls
* rice paper wrapped prawn
* prawn crackers
* vietnamese springs rolls
* satay beef on skewers
* satay chicken on skewers
* deep fried shredded chicken coated in yellow bean sauce
* crispy won tons served with sweet & sour sauce
* duck salad
* cucumber with smoked pork
Sea Food
* sweet & sour prawns hong kong style
* prawns in chilli sauce (kung po style)
* satay prawns
* prawns with green peppers in black bean sauce
* prawns with baby sweetcorn
* salt & garlic prawns
* prawns with mushroom
* prawns in black pepper sauce
* prawns in oyster sauce
* szechuan prawns
* sweet & sour monkfish
* squid in satay sauce
* squid in black pepper sauce
* stir fried squid in black bean sauce
* deep fried crispy squid
Veggie
* satay bean curd
* sweet & sour bean curd
* stir fried beanshoots
* mixed vegetables in
-garlic
-black pepper
-sweet & sour
-oyster
-satay sauce
-szechuan
* three style mushroom stir-fry
* braised shiitake mushroom with assorted funghi
* chinese mushroom, bamboo shoots & water chestnuts
* mixed mushrooms in black bean sauce
* vegetable foo yung (chinese omelette)
* vegetable fried rice
* vegetable fried noodles
* stir-fry black pepper vegetarian chicken with sugar snap peas
Meat
*salt & garlic chicken
*chicken with chilli sauce (kung po style)
*chicken with cashewnuts in yellow bean sauce
*chicken with ginger & spring onion
*lemon chicken
*deep fried shredded chicken in chilli sauce
*chicken with green peppers in black bean sauce
*chicken with mushrooms
*chicken in black pepper sauce
*sweet & sour chicken hong kong style
*duck with bean shoots
*duck with pineapple
*duck with green peppers in chilli sauce
*duck in plum sauce
*duck with ginger & spring onion
* deep fried shredded beef in chilli sauce
* beef in oyster sauce
* beef with ginger & spring onions
* minced beef with bean curd
* beef with mushrooms
* beef in black pepper sauce
* beef with green peppers in black bean sauce
* lamb with spring onions
* quick fried pork with spring onions
* sweet & sour pork hong kong style
* sliced pork with green peppers in chilli sauce
* sliced pork with mushrooms
* salt & garlic pork chop.
Gimme a shout when you're ready to order folks. :cheers:
Oh its got to be beef with green peppers in black bean sauce please Pete
Oh yeah and some prawn crackers
And to drink ...... LARGE brandy please mate
Can I leave my clothes over here ???
Sexlightened
and a drink for the beautiful lady at the other end of the bar please :arrow:
Sex God
tell you what supa_nova, just help yourselves to drinks while i get the kitchen cleaned up, i'll join you in a minute 
i'm supposed to be selling Sexlightened
Quote by naked-cleaner
and a drink for the beautiful lady at the other end of the bar please :arrow:
Is Lissa here?
Hell, didn't see you babes
dnt know who she is...but shes a stunna!
hwoar: 
Sex God
Naughty Wigan pokes her head round the door, see's all the drinks, smells all the gorgeous food, and decides she just cant come in tonight, doesnt want to ruin the diet as she has been really good this week! Quickly closes the door and vansihes off into the dark car park!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Naughty Wigan pokes her head round the door, see's all the drinks, smells all the gorgeous food, and decides she just cant come in tonight, doesnt want to ruin the diet as she has been really good this week! Quickly closes the door and vansihes off into the dark car park!
See you in the car park in 5 mins
Just need to get my clothes on, its a bit nippy out there
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Naughty Wigan pokes her head round the door, see's all the drinks, smells all the gorgeous food, and decides she just cant come in tonight, doesnt want to ruin the diet as she has been really good this week! Quickly closes the door and vansihes off into the dark car park!
Dont stop out in the cold come in and have a salad and slimline tonic your figure looks lovely
:wink: 