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pete_sw a dessert menu with NO cheesecake smackbottom whip
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by cplbbw
pete_sw a dessert menu with NO cheesecake smackbottom whip

ffs rolleyes there's no pleasing some people, come round the back, I've got some cheesecake for you :twisted: rotflmao
Quote by letzplaytoo
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
Quote by letzplaytoo
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

one Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster coming right up sir drinkies
Quote by Lissa
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
Little me a piss head Lissa??? what ever gave you that idea..... wink thnaxs for the welcome btw now who is this 'cplbbw'???
Quote by Lissa
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
LISSA!!!!!! what everrrrrrrr do you mean!?!?!..........AGAIN!?!?
im beggining to get paronoied :lol: wink
Quote by letzplaytoo
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
Little me a piss head Lissa??? what ever gave you that idea..... wink thnaxs for the welcome btw now who is this 'cplbbw'???
Stay here long enough and you'll find out................they'll have you naked and dancing on the bar before you know it biggrin
Quote by Pete_sw
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

one Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster coming right up sir drinkies
Make that a quad pleaz sir...
Quote by Pete_sw
ffs rolleyes there's no pleasing some people, come round the back, I've got some cheesecake for you :twisted: rotflmao

Soding typical the newb does all the work and the OLD regular has all the fun :roll:
(from disgusted in cheshire)
Quote by letzplaytoo
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:
Little me a piss head Lissa??? what ever gave you that idea..... wink thnaxs for the welcome btw now who is this 'cplbbw'???
now look what you done lissa duel
your getting me a reputation!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by mik69

ffs rolleyes there's no pleasing some people, come round the back, I've got some cheesecake for you :twisted: rotflmao

Soding typical the newb does all the work and the OLD regular has all the fun :roll:
(from disgusted in cheshire)
Isn't it about time you were out of that kitchen? this lots too pissed to eat now, they cant even find the menu :roll:
have a PGGB with me and we'll get our heads smashed in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick lol
Quote by mik69

ffs rolleyes there's no pleasing some people, come round the back, I've got some cheesecake for you :twisted: rotflmao

Soding typical the newb does all the work and the OLD regular has all the fun :roll:
(from disgusted in cheshire)
come around the back and join in hunny hump 69position :spit: blast :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Lissa
Stay here long enough and you'll find out................they'll have you naked and dancing on the bar before you know it biggrin

oh noooooooooooo ......... not the 'naked bar dancing' again..... :shock: you err havent err got them have you??? please dont tell me you have 'them' .... oh no, you have havent you.... confused
That will do me right lets have a ppppardey cheers all :beer: drinkies :drinkies:
Quote by letzplaytoo
Stay here long enough and you'll find out................they'll have you naked and dancing on the bar before you know it biggrin

oh noooooooooooo ......... not the 'naked bar dancing' again..... :shock: you err havent err got them have you??? please dont tell me you have 'them' .... oh no, you have havent you.... confused
Only when certain regulars have a bit to much oh by the way welcome back cplbbw lol
Quote by mik69
That will do me right lets have a ppppardey cheers all :beer: drinkies :drinkies:

Right you lot, you heard the man.
everybody get yer kit off :bounce: :cheers: :drinkies:
Quote by letzplaytoo
Stay here long enough and you'll find out................they'll have you naked and dancing on the bar before you know it biggrin

oh noooooooooooo ......... not the 'naked bar dancing' again..... :shock: you err havent err got them have you??? please dont tell me you have 'them' .... oh no, you have havent you.... confused
you'll find that certain regulars insist that you wear thier knickers on your head rolleyes
oh there you are cplbbw, wondered where you'd sneaked off to innocent
Quote by Pete_sw
That will do me right lets have a ppppardey cheers all :beer: drinkies :drinkies:

Right you lot, you heard the man.
everybody get yer kit off :bounce: :cheers: :drinkies:
that me naked!! how about the rest of you lol
stick some tunes on then.....................that bar is looking good :rascal: :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
Stay here long enough and you'll find out................they'll have you naked and dancing on the bar before you know it biggrin

oh noooooooooooo ......... not the 'naked bar dancing' again..... :shock: you err havent err got them have you??? please dont tell me you have 'them' .... oh no, you have havent you.... confused
you'll find that certain regulars insist that you wear thier knickers on your head rolleyes
oh there you are cplbbw, wondered where you'd sneaked off to innocent
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Oh f**k its starting again its been quite reserved all week now whats changed mmm let me think any ideas CPLBBW rolleyes lol
oooer biggrin
right I'm nekid (again rolleyes ) who's for the conga wink
Quote by cplbbw
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

More................................ lol
Quote by mik69
Oh f**k its starting again its been quite reserved all week now whats changed mmm let me think any ideas CPLBBW rolleyes lol

DONT BLAME ME :lol: i was not the one who said lets get our kits off!!
Quote by cplbbw
Oh f**k its starting again its been quite reserved all week now whats changed mmm let me think any ideas CPLBBW rolleyes lol

DONT BLAME ME :lol: i was not the one who said lets get our kits off!!
Its just the effect you have on me redface :lol:
Right for then if we are getting our kit off for one night and one night only i've put naked pics in my gallery redface Note: the management of the virtual bar cannot be held responsible for any vommiting caused by viewing said photos surprisedops:
bloody hell thats stopped you all in your tracks am I that bad I will take em of if it offends. lol
Quote by mik69
Right for then if we are getting our kit off for one night and one night only i've put naked pics in my gallery redface Note: the management of the virtual bar cannot be held responsible for any vommiting caused by viewing said photos surprisedops:

oh ffs, now look what you've done, I've had to tie Mrs Pete down and lock her in the back room rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw
Right for then if we are getting our kit off for one night and one night only i've put naked pics in my gallery redface Note: the management of the virtual bar cannot be held responsible for any vommiting caused by viewing said photos surprisedops:

oh ffs, now look what you've done, I've had to tie Mrs Pete down and lock her in the back room rolleyes
thought it might calm things down a bit it seems to have emptied the place lol confused