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Quote by cplbbw
sorry about that, must have dozed off lol
aww look, now me foods gone all cold, mad you could a woke me ........ :shock:
where is everyone :shock:

IM CLEANING THE BLOODY KITCHEN!!!
its filthy, who was in here last????

Hello sexy peeps biggrin
who was in there last? :shock: :shock: I couldn't possibly comment innocent
I left early last nite, honest dunno
Quote by Pete_sw
sorry about that, must have dozed off lol
aww look, now me foods gone all cold, mad you could a woke me ........ :shock:
where is everyone :shock:

IM CLEANING THE BLOODY KITCHEN!!!
its filthy, who was in here last????

Hello sexy peeps biggrin
who was in there last? :shock: :shock: I couldn't possibly comment innocent
I left early last nite, honest dunno
now tell the truth pete_sw or you will be getting some of this smackbottom
Quote by cplbbw
sorry about that, must have dozed off lol
aww look, now me foods gone all cold, mad you could a woke me ........ :shock:
where is everyone :shock:

IM CLEANING THE BLOODY KITCHEN!!!
its filthy, who was in here last????

Hello sexy peeps biggrin
who was in there last? :shock: :shock: I couldn't possibly comment innocent
I left early last nite, honest dunno
now tell the truth pete_sw or you will be getting some of this smackbottom
ooooeerrrr :shock:
lie .................. lie lie .................. lie ............... lie lie lie
i'm bending over here
:D
Quote by Pete_sw
sorry about that, must have dozed off lol
aww look, now me foods gone all cold, mad you could a woke me ........ :shock:
where is everyone :shock:

IM CLEANING THE BLOODY KITCHEN!!!
its filthy, who was in here last????

Hello sexy peeps biggrin
who was in there last? :shock: :shock: I couldn't possibly comment innocent
I left early last nite, honest dunno
now tell the truth pete_sw or you will be getting some of this smackbottom
ooooeerrrr :shock:
lie .................. lie lie .................. lie ............... lie lie lie
i'm bending over here
:D
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: hows that hunny :twisted:
its the weekend agaim way hay!!!!!!
so what are we all up to?
im having a lazy weekend doing nothing much apart from keep my eye on you lot to make sure you all behave yourselfs wink
Quote by cplbbw
sorry about that, must have dozed off lol
aww look, now me foods gone all cold, mad you could a woke me ........ :shock:
where is everyone :shock:

IM CLEANING THE BLOODY KITCHEN!!!
its filthy, who was in here last????

Hello sexy peeps biggrin
who was in there last? :shock: :shock: I couldn't possibly comment innocent
I left early last nite, honest dunno
now tell the truth pete_sw or you will be getting some of this smackbottom
ooooeerrrr :shock:
lie .................. lie lie .................. lie ............... lie lie lie
i'm bending over here
:D
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: hows that hunny :twisted:
its the weekend agaim way hay!!!!!!
so what are we all up to?
im having a lazy weekend doing nothing much apart from keep my eye on you lot to make sure you all behave yourselfs wink

That'll do for me :P :P :P
Crash BangWhallop
The Ego Has Landed.
Good evening all hows your days been? confused: biggrin
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:
Quote by mik69
Crash BangWhallop
The Ego Has Landed.
Good evening all hows your days been? confused: biggrin

hi hunny wave
passionkiss
Quote by cplbbw
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:

Goes without saying I think. Barman a round of cheeky vimtos Please lol
Quote by mik69
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:

Goes without saying I think. Barman a round of cheeky vimtos Please lol
you remembered my tiple im impressed hunny kiss
Quote by cplbbw
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:

Goes without saying I think. Barman a round of cheeky vimtos Please lol
you remembered my tiple im impressed hunny kiss
I'm a gentleman what else would you expect :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by mik69
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:

Goes without saying I think. Barman a round of cheeky vimtos Please lol
you remembered my tiple im impressed hunny kiss
I'm a gentleman what else would you expect :twisted: :twisted:
GENTLEMAN!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
more like DIRTYHORNYMAN :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:

Goes without saying I think. Barman a round of cheeky vimtos Please lol
you remembered my tiple im impressed hunny kiss
I'm a gentleman what else would you expect :twisted: :twisted:
GENTLEMAN!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
more like DIRTYHORNYMAN :twisted: :twisted:

I resent that comment mad
Dirty and horny I may be but I still class myself as a lad (its a getting old thing I have) :lol:
Quote by mik69
im having a drink care to join me? :cheers:

Goes without saying I think. Barman a round of cheeky vimtos Please lol
you remembered my tiple im impressed hunny kiss
I'm a gentleman what else would you expect :twisted: :twisted:
GENTLEMAN!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
more like DIRTYHORNYMAN :twisted: :twisted:

I resent that comment mad
Dirty and horny I may be but I still class myself as a lad (its a getting old thing I have) :lol:
ok then DIRTYHORNYLAD
is that better hun!?!?
so what we goona get up to tonight :twisted: :twisted:
Much better thanks cplbbw hows your day been have you had fun and more inportantly
WILL YOU BE KEEPING YOUR CLOTHES ON TONIGHT
Quote by mik69
Much better thanks cplbbw hows your day been have you had fun and more inportantly
WILL YOU BE KEEPING YOUR CLOTHES ON TONIGHT

errrrrrrr let me think about that!?!?...................NO
anyway the dress code in this place is no clothes allowed so get ye kit off :twisted:
Is anyone serving coffee tonight??
oh mind you, it is Friday.........
sod it, that's excuse enough, Dark is very definately off the wagon again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyone care to join me in the candlelit corner over there???? :arrow:
Quote by cplbbw
Much better thanks cplbbw hows your day been have you had fun and more inportantly
WILL YOU BE KEEPING YOUR CLOTHES ON TONIGHT

errrrrrrr let me think about that!?!?...................NO
anyway the dress code in this place is no clothes allowed so get ye kit off :twisted:

No problem as long as you don't laugh ho hum I nead a drink anyway. It seems to be kicking off big style else where but as long as my friends still want to party I think all will be ok lol
Quote by Darkfire
Is anyone serving coffee tonight??
oh mind you, it is Friday.........
sod it, that's excuse enough, Dark is very definately off the wagon again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyone care to join me in the candlelit corner over there???? :arrow:

hang on im coming too just getting myself a drink
:beer:
hows you hun what you been upto?
Quote by mik69
Much better thanks cplbbw hows your day been have you had fun and more inportantly
WILL YOU BE KEEPING YOUR CLOTHES ON TONIGHT

errrrrrrr let me think about that!?!?...................NO
anyway the dress code in this place is no clothes allowed so get ye kit off :twisted:

No problem as long as you don't laugh ho hum I nead a drink anyway.It seems to be kicking off big style else where but as long as my friends still want to party I think all will be ok lol
what do you mean hun dunno
Quote by cplbbw
Is anyone serving coffee tonight??
oh mind you, it is Friday.........
sod it, that's excuse enough, Dark is very definately off the wagon again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyone care to join me in the candlelit corner over there???? :arrow:

hang on im coming too just getting myself a drink
:beer:
hows you hun what you been upto?

Is there room for one more :twisted: :twisted: o r shall I just slope off out back and wash some pans lol
Quote by mik69
Is anyone serving coffee tonight??
oh mind you, it is Friday.........
sod it, that's excuse enough, Dark is very definately off the wagon again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyone care to join me in the candlelit corner over there???? :arrow:

hang on im coming too just getting myself a drink
:beer:
hows you hun what you been upto?

Is there room for one more :twisted: :twisted: o r shall I just slope off out back and wash some pans lol
pull up a chair hun.
so what games are we playing tonight then? :lol: :lol:
Quote by cplbbw

Well i'm off for an hour in a min :cry: but i'm up for a game of naked twister later lol
>>>>budges over to make room biggrin
games??? no body mentioned games!! :shock:
well, ok, as long as they're drinking games, I'll play :twisted:
are you trying to get me pished confused wink
Quote by Darkfire
are you trying to get me pished confused wink

YES!!!!! drinkies
so what drinking games have you got in mind hun :?:
Any more room for a little one in that candlelit corner? Need somewhere to put my vodka and tonic, wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Any more room for a little one in that candlelit corner? Need somewhere to put my vodka and tonic, wink

come on over hun we are just thinking of drinking games to play any ideas?
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Any more room for a little one in that candlelit corner? Need somewhere to put my vodka and tonic, wink

There is always room for you NWC take a seat :wink:
Oh thanks Mik, Darkfire and Cplbbw, shove up now!
As for games, well I wil be that drunk after two of these, Im up for most games wink fancy the naked twister or even a game of snakes and ladders :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh thanks Mik, Darkfire and Cplbbw, shove up now!
As for games, well I wil be that drunk after two of these, Im up for most games wink fancy the naked twister or even a game of snakes and ladders :twisted:

I can bring my own snake :shock:
oops did i just think that or say it redface :wink: