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VIRTUAL BAR!!!

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
And can I have a double of what he is drinking wink :
You can have mine I need to slow down before I make an arse of my self oops to late the pants are off some one help me
I think Ilove you all surprised
Get naked....hmm, can't do that, already there!
Can someone give me a leg up onto the bar, and for gods sake be ready to catch me when I fall off .......
Flippin eck, its very high up here, Im starting to feel a bit dizzy. Pete pass me my drink, and turn up that music lol
Right, well my kits off, ............ :shock: oi, where you all going? lol
careful NWC i just polishrd that bar
Quote by Pete_sw
Right, well my kits off, ............ :shock: oi, where you all going? lol

You were suposed to get up on the bar before you got your kit off. Now get up here and start dancing!
Any more room at the bar?
Some fine red wine for me please, and given a few glasses it'll be me stood on the bar stripping off for you ladies, waving my shirt around my head in a Travolta stylee...
Actually, scratch the few glasses - make it a bottle!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right, well my kits off, ............ :shock: oi, where you all going? lol

You were suposed to get up on the bar before you got your kit off. Now get up here and start dancing!
mmmmmmm, this is cozy :P
Quote by dracae
careful NWC i just polishrd that bar

Now you tell me redface
Welshsexmonkey, fancy a dance when you had your drink (or two) but please take those flared pants off, they dont do you any justice in white (clashes with all our white bits) wink
c'mon, c'mon, that's not what i had in mind when i said the pool table's free
Quote by Pete_sw
Right, well my kits off, ............ :shock: oi, where you all going? lol

IM NOT GOING ANY WHERE
BUT WILL SOME ONE GIVE ME HAND WITH THIS LEATHER CAT SUIT ITS BLOODY STUCK LIKE GLUE TO MY SKIN ITS THAT HOT IN HERE :uhoh:
Quote by dracae
c'mon, c'mon, that's not what i had in mind when i said the pool table's free

yeah, and no staining the baize ffs rolleyes
Quote by cplbbw
Right, well my kits off, ............ :shock: oi, where you all going? lol

IM NOT GOING ANY WHERE
BUT WILL SOME ONE GIVE ME HAND WITH THIS LEATHER CAT SUIT ITS BLOODY STUCK LIKE GLUE TO MY SKIN ITS THAT HOT IN HRE :uhoh:

Me, Me, Me, I will help :twisted: :twisted:
Fancy a dance hun :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right, well my kits off, ............ :shock: oi, where you all going? lol

IM NOT GOING ANY WHERE
BUT WILL SOME ONE GIVE ME HAND WITH THIS LEATHER CAT SUIT ITS BLOODY STUCK LIKE GLUE TO MY SKIN ITS THAT HOT IN HRE :uhoh:

Me, Me, Me, I will help :twisted: :twisted:
Fancy a dance hun :twisted: :twisted:
only if we can grin crotches together boink :twisted: :twisted:
Bloody Hell you lot are wild I know someone has my pants because there not on my head where I left them and its my round so you can all have a drink on me cheers drinkies
oi, be careful dancing on the bar, ye keep kicking me nuts
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Welshsexmonkey, fancy a dance when you had your drink (or two) but please take those flared pants off, they dont do you any justice in white (clashes with all our white bits) wink

No problem, and I know exactly what you mean! I take my shirt off and confuse the local moth population - do they go for the light bulb, or my chest?
lol
Quote by mik69
Bloody Hell you lot are wild I know someone has my pants because there not on my head where I left them and its my round so you can all have a drink on me cheers drinkies

ill have another cheeky vimpto if i get too wild smackbottom me
I LIKE IT :twisted:
Quote by dracae
oi, be careful dancing on the bar, ye keep kicking me nuts

ILL LICK THEM BETTER :twisted:
Quote by dracae
oi, be careful dancing on the bar, ye keep kicking me nuts

ROTFLMAO (sorry, emoteless at the mo, another glitch rolleyes )
can someone turn the heating up, i can still see a few people with clothes on :P
cplbbw your not wild yet but what the hell smackbottom :smackbottom: there thats better
Quote by Pete_sw
oi, be careful dancing on the bar, ye keep kicking me nuts

ROTFLMAO (sorry, emoteless at the mo, another glitch rolleyes )
can someone turn the heating up, i can still see a few people with clothes on :P
i can't i'm getting me nuts licked biggrin
Quote by mik69
cplbbw your not wild yet but what the hell smackbottom :smackbottom: there thats better

OOOCCCCHHHHH harder harder!!
Right whos dancing because im asking oh and cplbbw smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: is that hard enough :grin:
Quote by mik69
Right whos dancing because im asking oh and cplbbw smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: is that hard enough :grin:

Mmmmmmmm my kind of guy!
once my ass as stopped stinging ill dance, what we dancing to?
Name your tune cplbbw im very versatile lol
cplbbw, i told ye to be careful coz i'd just polished the bar
now look what ye done, ye gone an spilt me cream all over it
no bloody cafe creme for later now
Quote by dracae
cplbbw, i told ye to be careful coz i'd just polished the bar
now look what ye done, ye gone an spilt me cream all over it

holds Mrs Pete back, get away from that cream ya brazen hussey rolleyes