Quote by dracae
cplbbw, i told ye to be careful coz i'd just polished the bar
now look what ye done, ye gone an spilt me cream all over it
thats ok ill clean it up...............
with my tongue :rascal:
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ye for it :twisted: :twisted: i hope your naked :rascal: 
Orgasminator
OI ! as soon as i turn me back yer naked and fighting
can ye do that while i'm here
can ye do that while i'm here
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Hic :beer:
Nwc slow down on the booze I still need a dance partner oh what the hell if you cant beet em..................................................................................................... :beer:
Whoops sorry, Hic, is it my turn to get the drinks in, Hic, I was busy perving in the Photo ads section, Hic,
Orgasminator
yet more JD, doesn't anyone want anything different
try sex on the rocks for a change, i'm fed up pouring JDs
try sex on the rocks for a change, i'm fed up pouring JDs
Sex God
Quote by dracae
yet more JD, doesn't anyone want anything different
try sex on the rocks for a change, i'm fed up pouring JDs
Righ Dracae, a JD's for the gang and the vodka for me Hic, and one for yourself hun, Hic
Sex God
Anyone for a bacon sarnie?
is always nakid :shock:
is always nakid :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Anyone for a bacon sarnie?
is always nakid :shock:
Can I just have Mrs Pete instead Hic, whoops sorry, perving again, can I have a bacon sarnie, but no sauce please Hic
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
yet more JD, doesn't anyone want anything different
try sex on the rocks for a change, i'm fed up pouring JDs
ill have a high ball but please dont ask me whats in it i just no they are nice and hit the spot!!
one highball for cplbbw, cheers
Orgasminator
no, you don't want food, kitchen's in a right stucking fate and chef's off with the runs
Orgasminator
well thats my shift over, left the place all clean an tidy.
will the next person to open up, keep an eye on them all, they're a bit boisterus tonight. i may pop in for a drink later.
will the next person to open up, keep an eye on them all, they're a bit boisterus tonight. i may pop in for a drink later.
Sex God
Quote by dracae
well thats my shift over, left the place all clean an tidy.
will the next person to open up, keep an eye on them all, they're a bit boisterus tonight. i may pop in for a drink later.
Boisterous, who is, I was fast asleep till you woke me up announcing you were leaving. Just make sure you shut the door quietly, or even better get your arse over to this side of the bar and help the management with the profits
Sex God
Oh well, looks like I'm barman again 
right, lets wind the music up for a start.............
dracae, well done, good first shift, heres your bonus :P
find the new crate of JD ... ah there it is .......... grab the nearest hot sweaty body(s) ..... mmmmmmmmmm hello NWC :P
and lets PARDEY
right, lets wind the music up for a start.............
dracae, well done, good first shift, heres your bonus :P
find the new crate of JD ... ah there it is .......... grab the nearest hot sweaty body(s) ..... mmmmmmmmmm hello NWC :P
and lets PARDEY
Sex God
Quote by Lissa
OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?
Whoops, I think the knickers might be mine
Hic, Quote by Lissa
OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?
hick.................me.......hick...........no...............never
another.........hick..................drink..........hick...........please!!
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?
Whoops, I think the knickers might be mine
Hic,so whos are these on my head then? :shock: :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?
Whoops, I think the knickers might be mine
Hic,so whos are these on my head then? :shock: :shock:
Erm I think they are mine sorry pete
Quote by Pete_sw
OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?
Whoops, I think the knickers might be mine
Hic,so whos are these on my head then? :shock: :shock:
Maybe you don't want to know!
Sex God
I fink av ad enuff 2 drink hic, me eads urting hic, ccee u 2moro hic :wink:
Thanks for a brilliant night on the forums guys, nice to see the place getting back to what it was nite nite!
:wink: Thanks for a brilliant night on the forums guys, nice to see the place getting back to what it was
nite nite! Quote by Pete_sw
Oh well, looks like I'm barman again
right, lets wind the music up for a start.............
dracae, well done, good first shift, heres your bonus :P
find the new crate of JD ... ah there it is .......... grab the nearest hot sweaty body(s) ..... mmmmmmmmmm hello NWC :P
and lets PARDEY
GRAB ME! GRAB ME PLEEEEASE!!!!!!
Sex God
Well HUGE huggs kisses, and liiiiiiiiiks to all the lightweights that are leaving xxxxxxxxxx
Mik69, I think we will draw a descreet vail over the whole knicker episode
and pardey on :twisted:
right who's left?
Mik69, I think we will draw a descreet vail over the whole knicker episode
and pardey on :twisted:
right who's left?
