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VIRTUAL BAR!!!

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squirtee
Sexpert
Quote by dracae
the tapes could of course be lost/wiped/valuable :idea:

We'll have a copy redface lol
... and a large vodka and coke (no ice) and a JD and coke please, if its not too much bother biggrin
Thanks
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by squirtee
the tapes could of course be lost/wiped/valuable :idea:

We'll have a copy redface lol
... and a large vodka and coke (no ice) and a JD and coke please, if its not too much bother biggrin
Thanks
did i become bartebder again ?
not that i mind
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by dracae
MUCH

Stop bartender always gets the tits.............I mean tips lol
dracae
Orgasminator
there ye go, a v&c and a JD&c
squirtee
Sexpert
Quote by dracae
there ye go, a v&c and a JD&c

Oooo thank you ... going down a treat ... CHEERS EVERYONE xxx
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by dracae
the tapes could of course be lost/wiped/valuable :idea:

Your hired, I like your style wink
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
the tapes could of course be lost/wiped/valuable :idea:

Your hired, I like your style wink
good, i like the job and i've just noticed it's giving me a purple bar
squirtee
Sexpert
Could we be a real pain the arse and have a couple of packets of crisps ... salt n vinegar and smokey bacon .... please ... we wont ask for anything else ... well until our glasses need a refill ;)
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Right thats me done I'm sheded so i'm of to bed your all ANIMALS cheers for a really fun night and I such a good time I may just make this my regular watering hole :shock:
dracae
Orgasminator
crisps, salt&bacon n smokey vinegar coming right up
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Right thats me done I'm sheded so i'm of to bed your all ANIMALS cheers for a really fun night and I such a good time I may just make this my regular watering hole :shock:

Good night hun.................drop in again soon biggrin
Pete_sw
Sex God
ok time to break out the steak n chips ............. every meal comes with a free bottle of your choice.
squirtee
Sexpert
Quote by dracae
crisps, salt&bacon n smokey vinegar coming right up

Oooo thanks .... we think confused
Have a drink on us ... what's your pleasure ??
dracae
Orgasminator
see ya mik69, mind tge hangover in the morning
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by squirtee
crisps, salt&bacon n smokey vinegar coming right up

Oooo thanks .... we think confused
Have a drink on us ... what's your pleasure ??
cheers, drinks are on the house tonight anyway
squirtee
Sexpert
Quote by Pete_sw
ok time to break out the steak n chips ............. every meal comes with a free bottle of your choice.

Aww you could have told us about the steak and chips BEFORE we got the crisps rolleyes Bang goes Mrs Squirtee's New Years resolution ... again wink
Pete_sw
Sex God
Right, thats it lightweights, I'm off to the kitchen to make a spagboll. last one out make sure u turn off the lights, and leave the key in the usual place.
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thanks guys, its been fun wink
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
ok time to break out the steak n chips ............. every meal comes with a free bottle of your choice.

can staff eat on duty, i hope so
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Right, thats it lightweights, I'm off to the kitchen to make a spagboll. last one out make sure u turn off the lights, and leave the key in the usual place.
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thanks guys, its been fun wink

Nighty-night Pete!
xxx
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by dracae
ok time to break out the steak n chips ............. every meal comes with a free bottle of your choice.

can staff eat on duty, i hope so
Fill your boots, looks like you are on the graveyard shift, i have serious cooking to do lol
cheers
dracae
Orgasminator
Cheerio pete
dracae
Orgasminator
now he's made me hungry and i can't get in the kitchen for dirty pots
Lissa
Sex God
I'm washing up as fast as I can sad
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by Lissa
I'm washing up as fast as I can sad

thanks Lissa, that was actually a serious comment about my own kitchen though :(
squirtee
Sexpert
Lissa ... do you need a hand ... I'll put away if you like smile
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by squirtee
Lissa ... do you need a hand ... I'll put away if you like smile

Aaw..............cheers hun, I'm being buried under a mountain of pans here biggrin
squirtee
Sexpert
No probs ... Mr Squirtee is playing on the pool table anyway ;)
{rolls sleeves up and joins Lissa in the kitchen} rights ... what do you want me to do first ??? lol
Lissa
Sex God
Would you rather wash or wipe?
Pool table eh? Men always disappear when there's work to be done rolleyes
squirtee
Sexpert
I'll wipe if thats ok with you.
Mr Squirtee's excuse is that threes a crowd when it comes to the kitchen rolleyes Ha .. he doesnt say that about the bedroom ... or living room ... or anywhere else for that matter wink