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Quote by Lissa
Would you rather wash or wipe?
Pool table eh? Men always disappear when there's work to be done rolleyes

i'm still behind the bar, clearing up, whatever you do in there wear rubber gloves cos chef's off with runs
Quote by dracae
Would you rather wash or wipe?
Pool table eh? Men always disappear when there's work to be done rolleyes

i'm still behind the bar, clearing up, whatever you do in there wear rubber gloves cos chef's off with runs
Ah ... whilst your there ... us in the kitchen will have a refill ... I believe Lissa's is a latte and mines a large vodka and coke (no ice) ... thanks biggrin
one latte and a large vodka & coke will be with you in a mo
ther you go, a latte and a large vodka and coke, wow what a transformation, this place has never looked so good
Blimey.............this pub business is hard work!
I don't graft this much in my real job biggrin
Quote by Lissa
Blimey.............this pub business is hard work!
I don't graft this much in my real job biggrin

sorry, i've been struggling to control the crowd all night, that cplbbw, uncontrollable.
i didn't get chance to do the kitchen
Quote by dracae
Blimey.............this pub business is hard work!
I don't graft this much in my real job biggrin

sorry, i've been struggling to control the crowd all night, that cplbbw, uncontrollable.
i didn't get chance to do the kitchen
Hey, no worries.................you're right about Cplbbw................insane!
Rights guys ... had enough of this flippin cleaning lark ... am off to drag Mr S off the pool table and on to something much more enjoyable ;)
Have fun and don't drink too much ... not you tho Lissa biggrin
Good night xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by squirtee
Rights guys ... had enough of this flippin cleaning lark ... am off to drag Mr S off the pool table and on to something much more enjoyable ;)
Have fun and don't drink too much ... not you tho Lissa biggrin
Good night xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Night hun...............thanks for your help tonight :D
Hey ... no probs ... anytime xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Lissa
Blimey.............this pub business is hard work!
I don't graft this much in my real job biggrin

sorry, i've been struggling to control the crowd all night, that cplbbw, uncontrollable.
i didn't get chance to do the kitchen
Hey, no worries.................you're right about Cplbbw................insane!
cplbbw and NWC together, enough to put anyone off bar work
Quote by squirtee
Rights guys ... had enough of this flippin cleaning lark ... am off to drag Mr S off the pool table and on to something much more enjoyable ;)
Have fun and don't drink too much ... not you tho Lissa biggrin
Good night xxxxxxxxxxxxx

bye squirtee
Hey................your purple bit is growing fast!
Quote by Lissa
Hey................your purple bit is growing fast!

yep i noticed that earlier, it's not easy registering on the richter scale as a newbie especially one with no knowledge of the swinging scene. when i saw the bar open and needing staff tonight i thought great way of introducing myself
Well, you certainly threw yourself in at the deep end.
Seems pretty quiet in here now..................think all the lightweights have drunk enough biggrin
self employed in real life, sell myself or die.
btw, another hour or so before i retire for the night, youv'e cleared up so it's your call when you wanna leave the bar, i,ll be browsing the forum for a while yet.
I'll be around for a while yet, just in case we get a few late drinkers in smile
is the bar a regular feature ? don't think i've seen it before in the short time i've been browsing. it's been good fun tonight, more my type of thing than chat rooms, i can never follow the conversations or type fast enough. i think i'll be opening the bar sometime tomorrow if nobody else does, thats if hisandhers don't sack me for giving all the drinks away free. but then again they did say free drinks all night biggrin
It used to be fun on here like it has been tonight, but a lot of people got down-hearted when the site changed hands and the forums were being inundated with 'why haven't I had a shag yet?' posts. rolleyes
Well, I think it's about time those of us who like this kind of fun and banter fought back against the wank-jockeys mad
To paraphrase William Wallace.................'They may take our site, but they'll never take our Forum'
hic........... shtack em up barkeep ..............i'll have a biggun shanks hic
Quote by Pete_sw
hic........... shtack em up barkeep ..............i'll have a biggun shanks hic

Blimey...................how much wine did you drink with that spag bol?
biggrin :D :D
not enough obviously rolleyes I'm still here proping up the bar, fancy a shag wink
Quote by Pete_sw
hic........... shtack em up barkeep ..............i'll have a biggun shanks hic

hi again pete can you send some spag bol up to yorks ?
Quote by Pete_sw
not enough obviously rolleyes I'm still here proping up the bar, fancy a shag wink

What................another one?
biggrin :D :D
:shock: :shock: we did? when? ............ and where was I at the time? :shock:
oh I see lol
sorry rolleyes well why not? something new for the new year?
oh go on smile pleeeeease xxxxxx
Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: we did? when? ............ and where was I at the time? :shock:
oh I see lol
sorry rolleyes well why not? something new for the new year?
oh go on smile pleeeeease xxxxxx

I do like a man who asks politely wink
Quote by Lissa
:shock: :shock: we did? when? ............ and where was I at the time? :shock:
oh I see lol
sorry rolleyes well why not? something new for the new year?
oh go on smile pleeeeease xxxxxx

I do like a man who asks politely wink
so wish my emotes were working :lol:
hump
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Lissa
It used to be fun on here like it has been tonight, but a lot of people got down-hearted when the site changed hands and the forums were being inundated with 'why haven't I had a shag yet?' posts. rolleyes
Well, I think it's about time those of us who like this kind of fun and banter fought back against the wank-jockeys mad
To paraphrase William Wallace.................'They may take our site, but they'll never take our Forum'

Lissa, sorry but i was just reading through this reply when the alcohol warning came on in my head (inebriated, do not post on forums). all the letters on my keyboard keep changing places, i look forward to seeing yourself and others in the bar in the near future.
goodnight, dracae
Yeah, will be hitting the sack myself if a few minutes I think..................I'm seeing double through tiredness biggrin
passed out in the toilets thanks to you lot forcing all the beer down me neck............ o sod it whos on the bar ill have a large red bull and vodka. :cheers:
what did i miss?
and are we all still naked?? :twisted: :twisted: