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Viva la difference

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I was just thinking about how men and women differ. TIC. Here is the first;
When women want sex all they have to do is lay down and open their legs, but they have to find the right man to enjoy it.
Men always enjoy it, but need to find the right woman to let them.
It's just for fun so let your self go.
Women want to need a man.
Men only need to want a woman.
In the vanilla world a man & a woman getting ready for a night out
The man wonders if he's going to get lucky
The woman already knows
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong
Love that fluff.
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"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong

I present Mrs Res...
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"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong

:thumbup:
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars ( not my own words I hasten to add! )
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember :thumbup:
A drunken woman is an easy conquest.
A drunken man is an impossible conquest.
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"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong

"Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street" - Joe jackson
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A drunken woman is an easy conquest.
A drunken man is an impossible conquest.

True indeedy between myself and the mr. I've been drunk on countless occasions and I've only ever seen him drunk once, the whole 5 years we've been together sad
Miss Cream xxx