Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded

9 Mar 2004

1. What is a four- letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only twwo of?
3. What can you find in a man's trousers that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love it so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with 'f' and ends with u-c-k?
5. What does a dog do that you can step into?
6. What four- letter word begins with 'f' and ends with 'k' and ifyou can't get one you use your hand's?
7. What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?.....
Answers
1. Talk
2. legs
3. A Â£20 note
4. Firetruck
5. Pants
6. Fork
7. Surename

9 Mar 2004

absolutely wonderful... smile

:) :) :) :) :)
Gman
don't you love a 5'6" bobby with a sense of humour and a gun!!!

9 Mar 2004

You're too kind but my weapon should be left out of it! smile

:)

9 Mar 2004

well maybe lets concentrate on the extendable truncheon then.... Mrs FC smiles with delight no doubt wink

:wink: :wink: :wink:
Gmanxxx.... mRs FC my arms are always open wide.... :twisted:

9 Mar 2004

Truely excellent Sir, I am eagerly awaiting the wifes return so I can read this through to her 8)

9 Mar 2004

Sorry; six of these are great, but I just don't get the other one:

Quote by MrFC
5. What does a dog do that you can step into?
5. Pants

Can someone take pity on me and give me a mental leg-up by explaining how a dog does pants? Thanks.
Roger.

9 Mar 2004

Excellent MrFC :haha:

9 Mar 2004

roger743
A dog pants when its hot ! I don't know why but i didn't get it straight away either.

9 Mar 2004

roger a dog pants when it is hot! if you think of underpants(I wear boxers myself) you put a leg in at a time , therefore you are steping into them! smile

9 Mar 2004

Quote by roger743
Sorry; six of these are great, but I just don't get the other one:

5. What does a dog do that you can step into?
5. Pants

Earth calling Roger !!! :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Mar 2004

gman I have had no complaints! smile

no doubt MrsFC will take you up on your open arm offer! biggrin

10 Mar 2004

Quote by bridgette jones
A dog pants when its hot !

Oh darn, I am such a moron! :doh: redface

:banghead: :cry:
Thanks! smile

11 Mar 2004

Brilliant! biggrin

17 Feb 2009

Sorry but some of these really made me chuckle!

Quote by MrFC
1. What is a four- letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only twwo of?
3. What can you find in a man's trousers that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love it so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with 'f' and ends with u-c-k?
5. What does a dog do that you can step into?
6. What four- letter word begins with 'f' and ends with 'k' and ifyou can't get one you use your hand's?
7. What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?.....
Answers
1. Talk
2. legs
3. A Â£20 note
4. Firetruck
5. Pants
6. Fork
7. Surename

17 Feb 2009

oh mrfc come back to us we need the light relieve lol

ty nola for diggin these up was time for a giggle :giggle: