8 ways vodka is better for woman than cock
1,
vodka is always stiff
2,
vodka does not look little when its cold
3,
vodka lasts as long as You want it 2
4,
vodka does not prod your back in the morning demanding attention
5,
you don't care how far vodka goes down your throat
6,
you can have as many vodka's night as you like without looking like a slut
7,
you can enjoy a vodka in front of your mum
8,
VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW
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Sexpert
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Sex God
Vodka Jelly is the way to go!! 
Sex God
Quote by Alandtra69
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2: Sexpert
lost, your pallette needs serious educating!!!!! :jagsatwork: just swill it round our mouth , sip by sip , and swallow slowly, by the time you have finished the first glass you will be too far gone to notice what it tastes like lol x
Sex God
Quote by Alandtra69
swallow slowly,
eee tray :lol: Sexpert
hey g , was an excellent tip you gave me when we first joined the site, i forgot to say thankyou , so thankyou lol
Sex God
Quote by Lost
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:No mate its like cough mixture feckin awful . The only thing that sits well in a good tumbler of Stolly is some ice cubes , and a slice of lemon if youre a girl.
Quote by Silk and Big G
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:No mate its like cough mixture feckin awful . The only thing that sits well in a good tumbler of Stolly is some ice cubes , and a slice of lemon if youre a girl.
nope i cant stand it either, not even the smell
Sex God
mmmmmmmmmm i found that my key-board gets sticky when vodka gets spilled on it......
ouch!Quote by Lost
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:i only ever drank it once it made me really ill and i started fighting with everyone i saw
lots of sorrys was said the next day never touched it since Quote by dekntan
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:i only ever drank it once it made me really ill and i started fighting with everyone i saw
lots of sorrys was said the next day never touched it sinceYears ago, myself and pals had a jug each of vodka and redbull, I was still wide awake at 7am with my heart pounding like something stupid.. never ever again.
Quote by jaymar
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:i only ever drank it once it made me really ill and i started fighting with everyone i saw
lots of sorrys was said the next day never touched it sinceYears ago, myself and pals had a jug each of vodka and redbull, I was still wide awake at 7am with my heart pounding like something stupid.. never ever again.
i stick to wine n cider now im good fun on them n i never fight lol
Quote by dekntan
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:i only ever drank it once it made me really ill and i started fighting with everyone i saw
lots of sorrys was said the next day never touched it sinceYears ago, myself and pals had a jug each of vodka and redbull, I was still wide awake at 7am with my heart pounding like something stupid.. never ever again.
i stick to wine n cider now im good fun on them n i never fight lol
You guys are not alone!
I'm usually a very "merry" drunk, and pretty much in control (camping weekend was down to the necklace, I keep telling ya!.)However, on the 2/3 occasions I've drunk vodka :shock:
One drop of the stuff & I turn into an irrational, jealous unbelievably melancholy bitch from hell. I actually think that these days it would be irresponsible of me to drink it. I've known a few "sane" people get violent drinking the stuff too.
Leave it to the Russians!
Bring me the Tequila......now that makes me very, very
Sex God
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the .
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the .
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
pmsl very true cplin tho tastes better with redbull and ice i must add xx
Is it only me that does'nt get this Vodka & 'red bull' thing?
? It's bleeuurrggghhh :shock: :lol2:i only ever drank it once it made me really ill and i started fighting with everyone i saw
lots of sorrys was said the next day never touched it sinceYears ago, myself and pals had a jug each of vodka and redbull, I was still wide awake at 7am with my heart pounding like something stupid.. never ever again.
i stick to wine n cider now im good fun on them n i never fight lol
You guys are not alone!
I'm usually a very "merry" drunk, and pretty much in control (camping weekend was down to the necklace, I keep telling ya!.)However, on the 2/3 occasions I've drunk vodka :shock:
One drop of the stuff & I turn into an irrational, jealous unbelievably melancholy bitch from hell. I actually think that these days it would be irresponsible of me to drink it. I've known a few "sane" people get violent drinking the stuff too.
Leave it to the Russians!
Bring me the Tequila......now that makes me very, very
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