Derek (trust me I'm a medium) Acorah is doing a live seance to contact Michael Jackson.
Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh SAVE ME from this clap-trap.
:runningaroundscreamingandpullinghairout:
Thank you. I feel better now.
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Sort of.
Michael Jackson cant possibly be contacted by Mr Akhora. I have watched his show many times over the years and he deals exclusively with spirits that have a scouse accent.
::tries really hard not to make jokes about ghosts being too scared of scousers to make thier presence felt::
has he grabbed his crotch and done a moonwalk yet? :haha: