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you know i think thats sgt in the corner waveing the white flag
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Hold on Sarge were coming !!!!

DADA DADA DADA DADA DADA DADA DA DADA DADA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh nooooooooooooooooo men on horses waveing their dicks...... .sorry mean sticks
You may scoff , but we have secret weapons. The first ranks saddle bags are full of chocolate , and the second ranks are full of bathroom scales .............we plan to cause your surrender due to large scale depression , we only have to wait until the correct time of the month and then we attack !!
thats not fair fighting
there s rules you know
looks like im gonna have to hide all the mens nasel trimmers
Rules ??
This is war !
(prises the white flag from Sarges tightly clenched sweaty palm and hands it to Red )
ooooooooooo take it back
the girlies aint waveing no white flag
never ever do you hear
omg were are all the girls
some one shake their camp beds and take that dildo off debbie this is not time for playing
Theyre all asleep of course . Just as they should be , theres ironing and pack lunches to do in the morning before all the important people get up !!
Not so confident now we know how poor old Sarge felt at the Alamo are we LOL
I surrender myself to Red Stilletto until tommorow cos an army fights on its stomach , and my toast is ready . Nunight xxxxxx
i think its a truce till tommorow
but we'll get ya
Quote by redstilletto
you know i think thats sgt in the corner waveing the white flag

You silly Mare !!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
That's not a white flag. That was me wiping my specs with my hankie, after they steamed up when I was laughing at the sight of you girlies pretending to be tough!!!
wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by redstilletto
glutton for punishment hey sgt
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Yes Please!! lol :lol: redface surprisedops: :oops:
For goodness sake Bilko pull yourself together man mad
Thats just the sort of easy surrender their after :x
pride honour and um manly ness is at stake here <<TUTS>> LOUDLY
FFS :x
bugger warwick i dont think he realised he'd surrended to me powers then
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No Im sorry red honour is at stake here
Stiff upper thingys and that all round rolleyes
now look showing us your stiff upper thingy aint gonna stop us girlies winning you know
I'm with you Warwick.......Red fluttered some eyelashes and made a saucy offer and now the Sarge has gone all bloody gooey.....forgotton all about the rest of us blokes that are fighting for .....eermm ....well whatever...
Now then!.....Bilko might have gone weak at the knees but we havn't ......the fight goes on... :sparring: duel
Good news from the front lines Mrj
weve got red surrounded and all the other girlies have run away and hidden behind the ironing boards lol
now you put out a warrant on that yellow bellied Bilko and this conflict will be over by Christmas rolleyes
VICTORY FOR THE BOYS :lol:
now look you have not friggin won
get outta my way ....looks for girls (please come help me )
or i may be forced to pull out me nut crackers.........(dont tempt me)
HA
your plan wont work red youd have to sew em back on first :cry:
I have been married ya know lol
pins warwick to floor
pulls out tweezers
ooooooo
look at all them lovely leg hairs
Ow bugger that hurts
davej help help :cry:
red calling in all girlie troops
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Reporting for duty sir / miss / boss / leader of the pack

Hold on Red - don't give up yet. I'm on my way! With my Ironing Board.
:P Somebody call for help?

Girlie to the rescue Red! lol
You boys missbehaving?
phew red wipes bead of sweat of her forehead
go get em girls :twisted:
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Saddle up guys, there's a war to be won here, we can't let this be the day the wimmin took over ;)