Wanna Fight ??

3 Nov 2004

3 Nov 2004

This is a man's world
This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing
Nothing without a woman on earth

3 Nov 2004

I am a lady !

3 Nov 2004

you know i reckon thoses boys are scared now
theyve gone into hideing

3 Nov 2004

Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm a cummin

3 Nov 2004

I don't blame them - I've got me mate Uma with me now!!!
OH I notice the rough tough injun cheif(ess) arrives after the boys have all taken cover!

3 Nov 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Nov 2004

The sword is just for the defuzzing you understand. Couldn't actually fit defuzz sarge on the poster though.
CQ - scared of the sight of blood

3 Nov 2004

Right guys update
initial optimism over a quick and easy end to the conflict is failing fast :cry:
The enemy has proven far tougher and more resourcefull than initial intelligence had forecast (yes thats you Bilko you yellow belly) :cry:
We need to regroup and prepare for a long hard winter conflict
all leave is cancelled immediately and we are going to the highest state of readiness for battle CODE REDSTILLETTO is now in force rolleyes

gentleman we will fight them in the bikinis
we will fight them in the hair we will fight them in the Bfz
and we will return ,obviously not all of us
VICTORIOUS lol

Now come on chaps how about a morale boosting rendition of the boys are back in town :lol:

3 Nov 2004

girls i just intercepted a letter from that squeeler(i dunno a few hairs plucked and he made all that fuss) warwick
in your kit bags you have emergency supplies of
push up bras and black stockings
use them if needed

3 Nov 2004

Erm far be it from me to question tactics Commander RS but if some of your troops wear the push up bras we will not be able to see where we are going :shock:

3 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm a cummin

Mischief this is a battlefield not a place of sexual fulfillment :shock: :sticky:

3 Nov 2004

mmmmmmmm good thinking celtic
ok girls lets em swing that'll distract the bleeders

3 Nov 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm a cummin

Mischief this is a battlefield not a place of sexual fulfillment :shock: :sticky:
NG!! smackbottom

:duel: :duel: hump

Quote by redstilletto
ok girls lets em swing that'll distract the bleeders

Ummmmmm RS, slight problem over here - will keep tripping over em confused

:? :?

3 Nov 2004

Right then guys ...the enemy is in a confused state, some will be wearing push up bra's so wont be able to see and thems that are not, are gonna be bashing their knees and tripping over.....It's time to set the traps to draw the enemy into our line of fire.....
......davej lays out a pile of pink velour track suits, loads of different coloured lippies and other various shiny things, two dozen Rampant Rabbits..... and a pile of 'House and Home' back copies.....
When they stop to have a sort through this lot we can take em by surprise..!!!

3 Nov 2004

:P You girls put the boot in like this
HeheI am a woman scorned remember
and I'll see if I can still keep them distracted with the boobies.

3 Nov 2004

WOW-EE!Look at them boobies!
(DISTRACTED
- or am I?)

3 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:P You girls put the boot in like this
HeheI am a woman scorned remember
and I'll see if I can still keep them distracted with the boobies.

NOOOOO !!!....thats well out of order ,fLucking goolie whaking aint in the rules...it's not allowed I'm telling yer...
Guys get up in the loft and get your old cricket boxes the girls are fighting dirty........

3 Nov 2004

:twisted: good thinking libralove
were did i put them old hob nail boots

3 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Guys get up in the loft and get your old cricket boxes the girls are fighting dirty........

Are cricket boxes similar to frog boxes then?

3 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
:twisted: good thinking libralove
were did i put them old hob nail boots

I was just admiring the boobies.I don't want kicking in my nads for doing that - they are lovely boobies and I was appreciating their bountiful beauty,or beautiful bounty or whatever you call it.I'm not part of your war.I am peace.
But some people do that in phone boxes so I've been told on another thread.
That makes the phone box very smelly.

3 Nov 2004

fruity would i kick you in the nads
now would i
:twisted:

3 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq

Guys get up in the loft and get your old cricket boxes the girls are fighting dirty........

Are cricket boxes similar to frog boxes then?
The only similarity is that both contain something that god could have made prettier to the eye.....

3 Nov 2004

:P And can they protect you from this?

3 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
fruity would i kick you in the nads
now would i
:twisted:

red s!Our first exchange with each other on the Forum and I get it in the nads!
redface

:shock:

3 Nov 2004

red s!Our first exchange with each other on the Forum and I get it in the nads!
redface

:shock:

:rascal: are they throbbing

3 Nov 2004

All aglow! :giggle:

3 Nov 2004

Ok lads I think we are getting our act together now ...Here's the Boxes...an assortment of large medium and small sizes(socks are available to pad out those who chose the large size..Marmalaid excluded) ..oh and we will be one box short as that guy in the movie wont need one I fear... :shock:
Now we don't need to do anything silly and use our skills appropriately ....like it would be no good posting Davej as a lookout now would it rolleyes

The girls have made a huge mistake with their choice of footwear ..they have chosen Boots and as we all know Boots now have vibrators in them....that and free swinging appendages will completely throw them off balance
Keep up the good work lads :thumbup:

3 Nov 2004

I'm sorry niceguysdoexsist - I don't want to FIGHT with girls - I want to FLIRT with them.
And the rest redface

3 Nov 2004

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.