Want to come shopping, darling?

24 Jul 2007

Blonde's thread about shopping - and hiding the evidence - is both funny and sad. I feel for all you girls doing it on your own! I'm a firm believer in sharing pleasure! wink

I love shopping ... and I love taking a girl out to the shops, and spending a leisurely afternoon browsing round, looking at stuff, trying on things, flirting together ... clothes are fun, accessories are mischievous, perfumes are sensual, shoes are just wacky ... cool

And depending on the time of the month, you can have as much fun in primark as in monsoon ... smile

And when you get home you can have even more fun trying it all on again ... and without the need for her to go to the changing rooms ... :)
And the next day you can suggest just trying on that little pink thing again ... biggrin

The fun goes on and on ... rolleyes

Anyone want to come shopping confused

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24 Jul 2007

No thanks! I hate shopping!
I can guarantee if I'm looking for something in particular it takes me 3 times longer than if I was just having a mooch around. I don't like the crowds and I hate queuing. :scared:
I even prefer to do my food shopping at 7am after a night shift when the shops are empty.

24 Jul 2007

My best shoppin trips are the ones when I take Jay, leave him in a bar and return with the bags lol

he looks after the bags, reads his paper, has a pint and is a happy bunny! My shop is then stress free and I get lunch at the end of it wink

24 Jul 2007

Quote by jaymar
My best shoppin trips are the ones when I take Jay, leave him in a bar and return with the bags he looks after the bags, reads his paper, has a pint and is a happy bunny! My shop is then stress free and I get lunch at the end of it

I'd rather be the one left at the pub! I think someone's stolen my female hormones confused

24 Jul 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
My best shoppin trips are the ones when I take Jay, leave him in a bar and return with the bags he looks after the bags, reads his paper, has a pint and is a happy bunny! My shop is then stress free and I get lunch at the end of it

I'd rather be the one left at the pub! I think someone's stolen my female hormones confused

I'll be there with you! If ever I do get the urge to go shopping, it has to be alone!

24 Jul 2007

God I hate shopping
Shopping
An hour of umming and ahhing over which shampoo to buy. An eternity browsing over candles when we have electricity.
Staying at home.
Pretending you are more interested in a wooden duck, bottle of moisturiser or a Christmas present for somebody ( haven't decided who yet! but it was a bargin) than what's on the telly or the book you're reading.

24 Jul 2007

Quote by jaymar
My best shoppin trips are the ones when I take Jay, leave him in a bar and return with the bags he looks after the bags, reads his paper, has a pint and is a happy bunny! My shop is then stress free and I get lunch at the end of it

have to agree they m .john best left in pub other wise we just end up very cheese off with each other and no shoping done :lol:

24 Jul 2007

Quote by mrstyneside4fun
My best shoppin trips are the ones when I take Jay, leave him in a bar and return with the bags he looks after the bags, reads his paper, has a pint and is a happy bunny! My shop is then stress free and I get lunch at the end of it

have to agree they m .john best left in pub other wise we just end up very cheese off with each other and no shoping done :lol:
amen to that, they must save their energy for putting our shopping away when we get home! rotflmao

then we all need to lie down :rascal:

24 Jul 2007

I love shopping... adore it. I give mrs mdr some cash, she hits the shops running.. comes back with bags of bargains and a big smile...
Works for us lol...
Mike xx

24 Jul 2007

My ex shopping :
Drive to shop, run in, grab object, pay, drive home. I make him coffee.
Me shopping :
Drive to capark nearest fave coffee shop, leisurly coffee while deciding what to get, wander into a few shops, buy what is needed, another leisurly coffee or even lunch, bit more shopping, drive home and put new stuff away.
Which do you prefer?

24 Jul 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
No thanks! I hate shopping!
I can guarantee if I'm looking for something in particular it takes me 3 times longer than if I was just having a mooch around. I don't like the crowds and I hate queuing. :scared:
I even prefer to do my food shopping at 7am after a night shift when the shops are empty.

Agree with you on this one sass- someone has definately stolen my female hormones too- bring on the pub!
I do sometimes like wandering aimlessly around the shops, but not if I'm looking for something i need!
The worst most mad

making shopping experience has to be Prince's Street in Edinburgh (main shopping drag in the centre with castle and gradens etc)when the Edinburgh festival is on and you're in a hurry to get something.
It's completely over-run with about a million tourists all crammed in, and you always get stuck behind the slowest ones walking at negative miles per hour.
I love Edinburgh in the festival, but trying to live here is a nightmare when its on, trying to get home from work etc.
It can take 40 mins for the bus to make a 5 min journey from one end of princes st to the other- :x :x :x so i avoid all kind of shopping if at all possible!
m xx

24 Jul 2007

Quote by Philfuller
Blonde's thread about shopping - and hiding the evidence - is both funny and sad.

Darlin ....... it isnt sad :giggle:
I love playing the game!
Especially when I put something on and he says "you look lovely, is it new?"
and I say .......... No Darling I've had it for ages :giggle: while I sneak the new removed tag, ticket & receipt in the bin :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Jul 2007

Quote by blonde
Darlin ....... it isnt sad :giggle:
I love playing the game!

Well, it seems I got that one wrong, didn't I?
All you girls clearly want to do your thing your way.
Enjoy it! biggrin

:D

25 Jul 2007

Shopping :shock:
don’t get me started :taz:
I hate feckin shopping with a vengeance :taz:
All that traffic, no where to park, old ladies with their interminable four wheeled trolleys, screaming kids, wailing babies, over-priced bad quality goods, unattended children running amok ( bless duel

) crowds of jostling sweaty bodies, rain, idiots who take their dogs shopping and consistently trip people up with their leads, being poked in the eye by some inconsiderate a*******s umbrella, fcukwitts who still insist on paying by cheque holding every one up rolleyes

oh and my favourite, the supermarket social, you know the one, when some idiot meets someone they know (trolley each) who then insist on standing in the middle of the isle reminiscing and ‘catching up’ making it impossible for anyone to go either up, or down the isle….. GO TO THE FECKIN PUB FFS :taz: :duel:
When its absolutely necessary for me to go shopping, if its for more than one item, I write a list dunno

I’m a bloke :roll: I then decide the best place to park that puts me central to wherever it is I can get the goods. I park, I go in, I buy what’s on the list and in minutes I’m back in the car and on my way home bolt

Thank the lord for the advent of online shopping and home delivery worship

All they have to do now is come up with someone in the delivery van who will unpack and put all the cr*p away and life would be perfect. lol

Bitter and twisted :shock: who me :dunno:
Naaaaaaah
:lol2:

25 Jul 2007

I agree with pete - shopping is the pits
Although Dave wouldnt agree with me rolleyes

I dont particualry like shopping and it really winds me up when the car when your only in a car park for 40 mins and get charged for an hour mad

Am I abnormal for a female????
Jane

25 Jul 2007

Sharon, once went into a changing room to try on a dress, came out with her knickers still round one of her ankles ( she had ankle boot things on ) :shock:
I didn't tell her until we was outside, then ran! lol

:lol:
Tony wink

25 Jul 2007

That's so mean Tony :giggle:
I have not long returned from a 4 1/2 hour shopping trip at Merry Hell!!.... It's our youngest daughter's 10th birthday today and she just needed to spend her birthday money rolleyes

My bluddy feet are killing me!!....
I have just had a Lush bath to get over the stress :lol2:

25 Jul 2007

Quote by Shireen
That's so mean Tony :giggle:
I have not long returned from a 4 1/2 hour shopping trip at Merry Hell!!.... It's our youngest daughter's 10th birthday today and she just needed to spend her birthday money My bluddy feet are killing me!!....
I have just had a Lush bath to get over the stress :lol2:

@ Merry Hell is that same place as Meadowhell?? I HATE the place!!! I think I am also devoid of female hormones I hate shopping mad

Old ladies banging into my ankles with their shopping trollies, kids screaming and throwing tantrums, teenagers blocking aisles while chatting or playing games on mobiles, nowhere to park and worst of all bloody shopping malls :x What happened to proper shops?? The type where you go in through the door and come back out again to feel some fresh air on your face??? The type where you can go in and know exactly where things are and dont have to spend the next hour stuck in a queue waiting to pay!

27 Jul 2007

Quote by Shireen
That's so mean Tony :giggle:

But was funny, they where bright red ones to lol

27 Jul 2007

I LOVE shopping! The only time I can't bare it is when it is sales time - i.e. now. Everything is so disorganised I just walk back out.

27 Jul 2007

Internet shopping is the best thing ever, especially at christmas. No hassle at all, I love that kinda shopping :thumbup: