Want to know if you're a gentleman?

7 Apr 2005

Men, please fill out the following.........
1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss the Match on TV
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) Â£100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

7 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Men, please fill out the following.........
1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss the Match on TV
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Ha Ha, very amusing, sarcastic?, your'e trying hard, tongue in cheek : you bet, more please!

7 Apr 2005

Brilliant

going to put him through his paces tonight and if he gets any wrong smackbottom

:love: xxx

7 Apr 2005

I would answer A to every question of course rolleyes

but... why is it that the "macho" answers are so much funnier ? redface

c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thomas x

7 Apr 2005

I could answer all C's, but I won't :P

7 Apr 2005

I am worried I answered A to most of them, although C was very tempting confused

I never thought I would be called a Gentleman, been called worse though wink

7 Apr 2005

1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of intimacy
smile

its all A, was stuck in one for B

8 Apr 2005

All C's baby! :lol: