Wanted -- Posting boots . . . . .

9 Nov 2004

Wanted - Posting Boots, several pairs, for the use of . . .
Morning guys.
an unusual request i know, but i was just wondering if any of our kind and thoughtful members, possibly those with Ebay accounts who knows, could please do their utmost to locate several pairs of the aforementioned Posting boots?
it seems one or two of our illustrious members have carelessy mislaid theirs, and while the harsher Tough Love side of me says "Well you should have been more bloody careful then shouldn't yer! And you can stop that bloody snivelling right this minute! We work hard to buy you all that ya know, and do you bloody look after it? Tough!" the softy in me says "Don't worry! We'll go shopping and get you another pair"!
not sure what size we need, so if you could come back with as many pairs as you can find, we can sort 'em out and keep a few spare just in case.
thanks in advance!
neilinleeds

9 Nov 2004

Ive got them all Neil
woohoo look at me post whore :shock:
I just connected three never done that before
Ill fetch my coat (tm warwick)

9 Nov 2004

There's fLuck all secret in this place is there... rotflmao

Right I am one of members to which neil refers and tis true, my posting boots have been lost, now in my case they resembled wellies....the sort of posting boot that is happy to trudge around in posts with no real point all day, so if anyone spots em I wouldn't mind getting them back cos I just can't get going at all...it's probably a weather related problem or something, or is deep seated in my childhood cos my parents made me sleep in a bedroom that was painted in Magnolia or something,....I don't know ......but there it is.
Now dont be sending me the wrong type of posting footwear cos there are a few out there...it's wellies for me.....

9 Nov 2004

Neil! Neil! Quick call the police! Some woman's trying to make off in your posting boots.

9 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Neil! Neil! Quick call the police! Some woman's trying to make off in your posting boots.

While I was looking for Neils boots I came across a picture of him doing his weekend "work". :P :lol: :lol:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OMG! :shock: :shock: :shock:
So you have seen him at the weekend too!
Neil, you little floozy!

9 Nov 2004

Warwick stop being so bloody selfish!
bet that's the nasty warwick innit? well look you! you only need one pair ok? did yer mam never teach you to share eh? we can borrow the other two pairs, and when the nice warwicks need some, you give them to warwick. or warwick! like that! and you'll feel all warm and fuzzy knowing you've done a good turn, and maybe you won't feel such a despicable little shit who's always ignored ok? rolleyes

the youth of today! i despair i do!
Dave!
i'm sorry! where did i mention your bleedin' name? conceited little bugger eh! :roll: they're for mingermaud4u mate. so she can post more and get me out of this bloody 3sum. ponypete ain't here any more so should be able to outrun him don't worry!
Easy!
gimme my fecking boots back! they weren't even mine FFS! i only borrowed the buggers! dropped me right in the shit that has! you think i can afford a new pair of kinky patent stillettos? i can't even stand in 'em let alone buy the bleeders!
oh and shush bout me escorting thing. someone got deactivated last night for less! 80 quid an hour she wanted! cheeky bloody mare undercutting the market like that! i want a long 'un or nowt down fella!
n x x x :P

9 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Quick call the police! Some woman's trying to make off in your posting boots.

Quick call the police, there's an escaped student on the loose!!!
Back to work Gem!

9 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Quick call the police! Some woman's trying to make off in your posting boots.

Quick call the police, there's an escaped student on the loose!!!
Back to work Gem!
redface

very vigilant of you marmalaid! well said!
i believe we have a spare pair of posting boots after all, until 5pm!
any offers?
n x x x ;)

9 Nov 2004

My boots are nicer than his boots anyway........ and I have more pairs too :P

So go on...... sell off my posting boots at your peril :twisted:
Oh and you better get at least a few goldfish for them! :shock:

9 Nov 2004

well you can have my posting boots from tonight untill friday.
however i cant be responsible for the sweaty cheesy smell.
lol

9 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
My boots are nicer than his boots anyway........ and I have more pairs too :P

So go on...... sell off my posting boots at your peril :twisted:
Oh and you better get at least a few goldfish for them! :shock:

I hope you keep them under lock and key when a certain male member of the site visits? Or do you let him wear the red ones and do your ironing? whip

You could sell tickets for that. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
AND errrrr Li'l Gem.... what you doing in here anyway? I thought you were under a self-imposed ban due to uni work? confused

:? :?

9 Nov 2004

Sorry Gem, cruel to be kind and all that kiss

9 Nov 2004

My boots are nicer than his boots anyway........ and I have more pairs too :P

Gem!
Uni work or posting pictures of your posting boots?
A degree in Yawnology,a career in Yawnology or Beautiful Shiny Kinky-Winky Sexy-Sexy Posting Boots ? :lickface:
I think I have answered that question within the very question itself.

9 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Right I am one of members to which neil refers and tis true, my posting boots have been lost, .

Have you looked up ya bum Dave.........i mean we are finding allsorts up there these days rolleyes

:roll:

9 Nov 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs

Right I am one of members to which neil refers and tis true, my posting boots have been lost, .

Have you looked up ya bum Dave.........i mean we are finding allsorts up there these days rolleyes

:roll:
Yes I did Debs .....nothing but the old problem that I know you well......it's alright the others don't know what I mean.....oh and a flip flop from many months ago when I was smuggled abroad in dazandlou's suit case

9 Nov 2004

Have you checked down the back of the sofa dave confused

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actually fluck it you can have warwick 3s posting wellies he never comes here anymore anyway rolleyes

9 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
I hope you keep them under lock and key when a certain male member of the site visits? Or do you let him wear the red ones and do your ironing?
You could sell tickets for that. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oooooo, now that is a thought!
Right........
Get yer tickets 'ere! Get yer tickets 'ere!
Nahhhh, I don't think anyone would want to see. After all I did try selling him a while back but the deal fell through as he is damaged goods dunno

Now three warwick wellies......... try saying that fast and when youre drunk! :lol:

9 Nov 2004

it seems one or two of our illustrious members have carelessy mislaid theirs
who are they then

9 Nov 2004

Has this anything to do with it ????

9 Nov 2004

Kinky Boots toys with sex appeal

Mmmmmmmm boots with sex appeal as well as the power to post inane drivel on here........ some people could be pursueded by that idea! Name no name...... ~~coughs (neil) eh-hem~~
lol

Quote by debbiewebs
Have you looked up ya bum Dave.........i mean we are finding allsorts up there these days

and I though you had borrowed my boots to go walking in the counrtyside :shock:

9 Nov 2004

Anyone got a pair of Purple boots with "Psycho Bitch from hell" written across em for sale???? cool

9 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Anyone got a pair of Purple boots with "Psycho Bitch from hell" written across em for sale????

Could always have a look on e-bay
they seem to have almost everything else! :shock: lol