wanted - help required re: GSOH . . . . .

16 Dec 2004

ello you lot. need a bit of help here with a few ideas?
right! well. you know on adverts, when it says Must Have GSOH, or Very Good Sense Of Humour? and all that lot? well does anyone know where i can get one of 'em from? i'm sure i did have one around here somewhere, but i'm buggered if i can find it? dunno

i think i last saw it about 3 or 4 weeks ago, but i'm not entirely sure where? :dunno: i've tried retracing my steps, and looking in the usual places, but no joy! sad

i've emptied all me drawers out on the floor, and had a good rummage, checked the wardrobe and stuff, looked in the cupboard under the sink where i keep me wax and razors and manly things like that.
i've had all the boxes out from under the bed, done all me laundry and checked the pockets, tidied me bedroom and dragged all the furniture out to see if it's fallen down the back of summat, dusted the living room, vacced under the sofas, rooted through the dyson. bloody rubbish digging through a dyson full of dog and cat hairs i can tell you. as if i haven't been sneezing enough with that 'orrible man-flu thing. rolleyes

i've even been out to the shed and rummaged through all the decorating stuff, but not a sausage! i've had all the radiators off! i've had all the bloody kitchen units out! i even thought about going through bin bags, but that's a bit pointless cos the rubbish went out this morning, so if i did chuck it out, it's probably on the council dump by now! :cry:
i did wonder if i could find one on ebay, but i'm already a bit skint, so can't really afford getting into a bidding war for one. i even sent a letter to santa up the chimney, but i think i'm a bit old to be on his list of stops this year round, so hanging up me stocking hoping to find one between a satsuma and a packet of wine gums seems like wishful thinking! :(
so, anyways, if anyone did have a spare GSOH, going cheap, if you could just parcel it up and send it to PO Box neilinleeds, Leeds, i'd be very grateful, and i'll send a cheque back, or possibly an IOU for sexual favours maybe? i'm a bit more flush in sexual favours than i am with cash, so obviously that's the preferred option from where i'm standing? smile

many thanks
neilinleeds x x x ;)

16 Dec 2004

Will post mine off for you tomorrow Neil
I don't use it often so it may aswell go to a good home wink

16 Dec 2004

my god, I always thought "must have GSOH" stood for must have Green Socks Or Hat, I never owned either and always thought I was missing out on something, humour eh...makes sense now

16 Dec 2004

Sexual favours you can claim from me anyday! biggrin

:doh: Oh you do that already.... and now you want me GSOH as well! Now that's just plain rude! :shock:
FFS, someone give this man a GSOH before he curls up and withers away from man flu......... lol

And if you need your stockings filling, I may not be ..... but I can fill them anytime you ask hunnybunch! :rascal:
Nice to see you back posting babes. kiss

16 Dec 2004

Is it not pinned into the underwear you left at Blue's ?

16 Dec 2004

I could show you photos of my exes and tell you all their failings, might not restore you GSOH but would make you laugh! lol

Sexual favours are preferable as payment for me :twisted:

16 Dec 2004

Neil ...
I'm beginning to think that there is a GSOH draining bug going on ... either that or one of the warwick's has invented a machine that sucks them up :shock: OI!!! bring back that hijacked thread ... we've all been duped and left summat behind (just throw the knickers I left behind in the magazine rack away now redface

)
It does seem really quiet lately in the GSOH department ... time of the year dunno

seasonal weather crap stuff :dunno: family shite :dunno: bt do know that you aren't the only one suffering from this problem.
Hugs and stuff to you honey .... it'll return ... if your GSOH is half as warped as you show us the boomerang effect will definitely kick in soon :twisted:
Calista passionkiss

16 Dec 2004

I think you should look out on the washing line or in the tumble drier. I found mine on the washing line, drying out 'cos it was wet!

16 Dec 2004

I've got one but its a bit obsolete now - its totally unreliable and doesnt seem to work properly.
People keep telling me its crap and that I should get a new one

16 Dec 2004

Neil, seems mine has has gone on vacation hand in hand with my mojo off to sunnier climes no doubt. They'll be back when the weathers better I'm sure, but in the meantime I'm stuck here in bloody old Blighty! Sods!
LC wink

16 Dec 2004

I'd offer mine but apparently it's not, errr, working properly.

16 Dec 2004

Speaking of work....... I think the last time I did a house clean up like Neil mentioned an essay was due in and I was doing anything else to divert my attention.......
Of course that was in the pre SH days..... now I just have you lot to distract me!

16 Dec 2004

Can I come along too Gem, I'll bring my fluoxetine and we can have a prozac party lol

16 Dec 2004

Nope, not got one and frankly Neil you're better off without one.
Just think of things that will be expected of you if you manage to get one.
You will be expected to post bollox on a random basis to entertain the masses.
You will be expected to post compromising photos to entertain the masses.
You will be expected to answer said ads to provide entertainment for the masses.
You will be expected to spread this GSOH around the site equally, and without prejudice, to entertain the masses.
As you have man flu, and are incapable therefore of doing any of these things, I suggest you give up your quest and just offer the IOU's for sexual favours anyway. (Don't forget mine)
Either that, or borrow some of warwick's they have plenty to spare I believe.
Hope you recover soon passionkiss

Jas
XXX

16 Dec 2004

Neil hiya xxxxx
well I have a woman cold and have just come back from ASDA NOTE TIME :shock: :shock:
I am on the sudafed and my humour has had a total bi pass as the evening has worn on as got back from work at grrrrrrrrr. My nose is running, my head hurts and I dont want a cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so whatever bi pass you have got its one I have empathy with my friend lol

:lol: :lol:
Love Corrie XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

16 Dec 2004

Neil have you looked at ya bum lately ..............that where i found mine! rolleyes

17 Dec 2004

funny that, found one on the steps in McDonalds the other day, If you could describe it - I will hand it back, before it gets put on ebay biggrin

17 Dec 2004

Don't fancy a weird, quirky one do ya?
I've got another one - it's called a private one-way SOH - I'm the only flucker who can see it!

17 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
Don't fancy a weird, quirky one do ya?
I've got another one - it's called a private one-way SOH - I'm the only flucker who can see it!

Sounds familiar that does confused

Neil dont worry about it,your definately not alone.I just put it down to the xmas thing,there seems no time for a good laugh half the time :?
Its bad news anyways Steve was in stitches last night and he had me rofl and now he's got the man flu :cry: So your probably better off without one,their dangerous you see :shock: And it now means that ive gotta wait until he's better to have a good shag too,so just beware if you do find one :!:

17 Dec 2004

Sorry Neil all I can find is a very used sick sense of humour.
You're welcome to that if you like. confused

:shock:

17 Dec 2004

Wel young man, what you need is a good dose of army discipline
Go and see the Sarge he seems to have more than enough GSOH s in the stores than anyone could need
I believe hes currently marching up and down the square in best John Cleese fashion lol

17 Dec 2004

Nope!!
I have checked the GSOH Store and there's not a single one in there. :shock: :shock: :shock:
It seems the last one was signed out by a Mr Davej in November and the store window was then left slightly ajar, so they have all buggered off. confused

:? :?
We may have to put out a 5 goldfish reward for their safe return sad

:( :( :( :(

17 Dec 2004

Sarge
If Mrj took the last one in November what the fluck has he been doing with it since confused

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17 Dec 2004

Oy Missy...
Coward!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

17 Dec 2004

Quote by wildwilly
my god, I always thought "must have GSOH" stood for must have Green Socks Or Hat, I never owned either and always thought I was missing out on something, humour eh...makes sense now

Sounds a bit Dr Zeuss to me.

17 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
Sarge
If Mrj took the last one in November what the fluck has he been doing with it since :

well warwick, if it was from the sarge's cubby hole, it was probably army surplus, so no doubt a bit crap? dunno

you been in the old Army and Navy store lately? rolleyes

it's ok not to worry. i'm off to Harvey Nick's this afty to see santa. they have a better class of santa in there, so fingers crossed, robert's yer mam's brother! biggrin

n x x x :P

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Oy Missy...
Coward! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I deleted your post in the interest of 'sense of humour' :smug:

17 Dec 2004

Ah yes I seem to remember being issued a small box marked
' Sense of humour this way up'
I thought ...great, just what I need, I still had my old one, but it had become worn, slightly jaded after all it was some years old, it was put in at my birth some 40+ years ago.
Anyway got it home opened up the box and saw a small capsule and swiftly swallowed the contents, amazingly I perked up immediately and started getting back to normal, laughing and joking with mrs davej even getting back to doing the disgustingly childish things that a 40+ year old has no business doing like getting back to the hotel with colleagues and finding one of the guys so drunk that serious consideration was given to removing his pants whilst he lay there in a drunken stupour, having a dump in them and then sliding them back on him and quietly leaving the room without ever mentioning it again, I hasten to add that it was eventually decided that this was beyond the limit and a dirty trick that was 20 years past. redface

I have managed to secrete fruit into the underside of car seats lately to allow them to rot and kick up one hell of a stink leaving the owner with the difficult task of finding it and also managed to fill the wellington boots that some colleagues carry for site inspections with concrete but other than that I am still lack lustre, The new sense of humour should be working much better than it is and I can only put it down to my own attitude. I have taken myself in hand and with the holiday period approaching I am determined to make much better use of that free issue marked....sense of humour.

17 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
Ah yes I seem to remember being issued a small box marked
' Sense of humour this way up'
I thought ...great, just what I need, I still had my old one, but it had become worn, slightly jaded after all it was some years old, it was put in at my birth some 40+ years ago.
Anyway got it home opened up the box and saw a small capsule and swiftly swallowed the contents, amazingly I perked up immediately and started getting back to normal, laughing and joking with mrs davej even getting back to doing the disgustingly childish things that a 40+ year old has no business doing like getting back to the hotel with colleagues and finding one of the guys so drunk that serious consideration was given to removing his pants whilst he lay there in a drunken stupour, having a dump in them and then sliding them back on him and quietly leaving the room without ever mentioning it again, I hasten to add that it was eventually decided that this was beyond the limit and a dirty trick that was 20 years past.
I have managed to secrete fruit into the underside of car seats lately to allow them to rot and kick up one hell of a stink leaving the owner with the difficult task of finding it and also managed to fill the wellington boots that some colleagues carry for site inspections with concrete but other than that I am still lack lustre, The new sense of humour should be working much better than it is and I can only put it down to my own attitude. I have taken myself in hand and with the holiday period approaching I am determined to make much better use of that free issue marked....sense of humour.

Right now you have all that of ya bloody chest ..........can you let me out now!..... warwrick is back now.....and i need to hit sarge over the head for taking over me game last night!!!.................. allso the hoover has packed up................. it over heated surprised

ops: .. and Sarge tin hat is getting rather full :oops:

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
..........can you let me out now!..... warwrick is back now.....and i need to hit sarge over the head for taking over me game last night!!!.................. allso the hoover has packed up................. it over heated .. and Sarge tin hat is getting rather full ops:

Oh It's alright for you!! :shock: :shock:
I'm still stuck in a fecking air-tight tank somewhwere around page 12 :( :( :(