Must have plenty of upper arm strength in order to move me up and down on top of Mars until we both reach orgasm.
We are both too sick to do it ourselves :huh:
Considering I`m physically incapable, he is physically incapable, but, apparently, given the stiffy Mars is still capable of achieving, his penis isn`t, we figured out that if he just lays there, and I lay on top, with the help of a third person, we could still actually have sex! :bounce:
Thankyou in advance for the flood of interest. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
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If you have a baby bouncer, a few modifications/reinforcements ought to do the trick. 
Quote by tallnhairy
Would love to help, but the old manual handling regs stipulate no lifting policy...:twisted:
Hmm is that MrsTNH regs or the official Manual Handing regs????
LOLOLOLOLOL ;) Nice to see you around posting TNH haven't seen you for a while!
Venus and Mars ... sorry in a similar position (well situation) myself so no help here!!!!
C xx
Quote by LadyFeeBee
For goodness sake.....what happened to the sense of community spirit on here!!!!!!!!!
Venus, I'll step forward to help without any worries
the Laird
xx
PS The Lady ask's if she can also help? :twisted:
Two would be a wonderful idea. One to wipe our noses, and another to hold the bucket whist we cough up our lungs.......
Feeling horny yet?!
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Would love to help, but the old manual handling regs stipulate no lifting policy...
Hmm is that MrsTNH regs or the official Manual Handing regs????
Official Manual Handling regs do indeed stipulate 'no lifting' they do however, highly recommend the use of a 'slide and glide sheet' :twisted: :twisted: :eeek:
Of course, one needs to be trained in the use of this versatile piece of equipment to achieve maximum movement with minimum effort
8-) 
:lol: Quote by VenusnMars
For goodness sake.....what happened to the sense of community spirit on here!!!!!!!!!
Venus, I'll step forward to help without any worries
the Laird
xx
PS The Lady ask's if she can also help? :twisted:
Two would be a wonderful idea. One to wipe our noses, and another to hold the bucket whist we cough up our lungs.......
Feeling horny yet?!
Venusxxx
WOW
you really know how to turn people on................
but for friends, nothing is a hassle
xx
Sex God
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! :therethere:
If KcKat and I hadn't have been at the wine already we woulda come over there post haste to sort you out.
:wink:
I'd need to take your temperature first with my .......................er.........................thermometer of course! :rascal: :rascal:
from us both
If KcKat and I hadn't have been at the wine already we woulda come over there post haste to sort you out.
:wink: I'd need to take your temperature first with my .......................er.........................thermometer of course! :rascal: :rascal:
from us both 
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
If you have a baby bouncer, a few modifications/reinforcements ought to do the trick.
Now look here Ice! I know I`m only little, but you really are beginning to take the piss now aren`t you?!
Venusxxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
Or............tie yourself to a cieling fan and get him to lay on his back with all his proudness correctly inserted.......turn on fan and........yee haa!!.....Helicopter Sex !!
Bed height: 2'6"
Ceiling height: 9' 3"
Fan height from ceiling: 2' 4"
Required cock length: 4' 5" :shock:
Is there something you know Banderas?
Over to Mars
tsk.....never bring a problem wthout a solution Scandal
here you go Mars
, I`m not entirely convinced this thread is as politically correct as it should be.
The Parrot solution.
He lies on his back.
She lies above him.
She has strong knicker elastic tied to hands and bedpost.
Tied to her feet is a medium sized dog.
When all is ready, he shouts.... "Walkies"
Please note... This works better if there is lino on the floor and not carpet.
(You can all thank me later)
Steve xx
He lies on his back.
She lies above him.
She has strong knicker elastic tied to hands and bedpost.
Tied to her feet is a medium sized dog.
When all is ready, he shouts.... "Walkies"
Please note... This works better if there is lino on the floor and not carpet.
(You can all thank me later)
Steve xx
Quote by Scandal
Or............tie yourself to a cieling fan and get him to lay on his back with all his proudness correctly inserted.......turn on fan and........yee haa!!.....Helicopter Sex !!
Bed height: 2'6"
Ceiling height: 9' 3"
Fan height from ceiling: 2' 4"
Required cock length: 4' 5" :shock:
Is there something you know Banderas?
Over to Mars
ok if you have big chopper Quote by johnneuk1
Or............tie yourself to a cieling fan and get him to lay on his back with all his proudness correctly inserted.......turn on fan and........yee haa!!.....Helicopter Sex !!
Bed height: 2'6"
Ceiling height: 9' 3"
Fan height from ceiling: 2' 4"
Required cock length: 4' 5" :shock:
Is there something you know Banderas?
Over to Mars
ok if you have big chopper :roll: helicopter sex!! >big chopper :wink:
