**Warning**-Beer turns men into women

9 Jan 2009

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer
makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

The proof is out there lol

Dave_Notts

9 Jan 2009

Quote by Dave__Notts
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer
makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

The proof is out there lol

Dave_Notts
Erm I fail to see that most of the above does not normally apply to men who don't drink beer rolleyes

The only category I feel has been 'caused' by drinking is the ability to lower their barriers and show their emotions. The rest is observed in the male population with or without the influence of alcohol in any form dunno

9 Jan 2009

Quote by Dave__Notts
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer
makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

The proof is out there lol

Dave_Notts doesnt look like any proof to me ?
steve

9 Jan 2009

Steve, Dave is mistakenly thinking that his partner (Alex_Notts) will not be told about his silly little digs at women (again)
He is obviously cruising for a cruising and some of us will ensure that he gets what he desires.
rolleyes

:kick: Dave

9 Jan 2009

What Dave didn't tell you was that he was one of the guinea pigs only they gave him alcohol free beer which had the same effect! :mrgreen:
bolt

9 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie
What Dave didn't tell you was that he was one of the guinea pigs only they gave him alcohol free beer which had the same effect! :mrgreen:

sounds like handbags at dawn to me ............. can I provide the prada's as i know you like classy things D G xxx
steve x lol

9 Jan 2009

Quote by travlinmanukok
What Dave didn't tell you was that he was one of the guinea pigs only they gave him alcohol free beer which had the same effect! :mrgreen:

sounds like handbags at dawn to me ............. can I provide the prada's as i know you like classy things D G xxx
steve x lol

Pradas :shock: ? A common Prada confused

?
I wouldn't turn up for a handbag fight unless it was with Radleys as a minimum
Tsk commoner :flounce:
Dave_Notts

9 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie
What Dave didn't tell you was that he was one of the guinea pigs only they gave him alcohol free beer which had the same effect! :mrgreen:

Great response :thumbup: