WARNING i'm in a twatty mood!!

5 Oct 2004

This is an advance warning to everyone that i'm in a right twatty mood,so if i flip and take the absolute slap or jump down someones throat it's not my fault it my male thsats my excuse anyway.
flipa

SORRY :flipa:
Theres nothing i can do about it and i will apologise to anyone when i'm back to normal,but for now your all a bunch of twat snotting,cum spunking,feck arse gimping numpties :shock:

5 Oct 2004

Have you forgotton to give him his chill pills again Clare?

5 Oct 2004

Thats ok consider yourself slapped beforehand, just in case!! biggrin

SLAP

5 Oct 2004

I can vouch for his mood,some of us are in a reet cracking moood,but no he's got one of Neils strops on. rolleyes

:kissmyarse: Steve,cheer the fuck up or you aint getting no sex tonight :shock: :kissmyarse: :lol2:

5 Oct 2004

You tell him girl!! biggrin

5 Oct 2004

Like i give a twatty shit love,if you deny me sex you deny yourself it so i say :moon:

5 Oct 2004

Children......put the claws away

5 Oct 2004

BOLLOX

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Like i give a twatty shit love,if you deny me sex you deny yourself it so i say :moon:

Ok seems like my vibrators coming out tonight then rolleyes

5 Oct 2004

claire get the vibrator out, some sexy clothes and sit on the sofa doing you no what........he wont be in a bad mood for long wink

failing that give him a HRT patch
rotflmao

5 Oct 2004

Quote by kazswallows
claire get the vibrator out, some sexy clothes and sit on the sofa doing you no what........he wont be in a bad mood for long
failing that give him a HRT patch

No im not gonna let him watch,he's lol

denied

5 Oct 2004

way hey, way to go show him who's boss

:rotflmao:

5 Oct 2004

Look everyone ive had a poo day,ive got a stinky cold and cough and no on eloves gets 8 thousand pm's a day and what do i get one dodgy pm from some wanker and his dog about the relativity of him taking my wife!!!
Oh and BTW did i mention that no one loves me :upset: :upset: :cry:

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Look everyone ive had a poo day,ive got a stinky cold and cough and no on eloves gets 8 thousand pm's a day and what do i get one dodgy pm from some wanker and his dog about the relativity of him taking my wife!!!
Oh and BTW did i mention that no one loves me :upset: :upset: :cry:

Crap day here too Steve mad

5 Oct 2004

Ahhh poor baby's had a bad day,a whole day off work,sitting around all morning on his ass posting on the forum.
Then going to mummy's house for tea,so was the hoovering you did this morning that horrific dunno

I'd hate to think what you require for a good day confused

(FFS MAN CHEER UP!)

5 Oct 2004

Ah gee thanks love for the sympathy smackbottom

FFS CHEER ME UP

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Like i give a twatty shit love,if you deny me sex you deny yourself it so i say :moon:

Ok seems like my vibrators coming out tonight then rolleyes

I'm in a good mood...... lol

Can I watch?.....Please?...pretty please?..... wink

:wink:

5 Oct 2004

It has not escaped my notice that Stevo was not allowed to have his bad mood day until AFTER Clare was finished with her not very well few days and her PMT days .
Yet another example that the battle of the sexes never changes LOL.
Revel in it Steve mate , I reckon you deserve it . Id lend you my dog to kick but it bites.
G

6 Oct 2004

Thanks Big G,i'm over it now i actually i think it's more Clare hoping lol

6 Oct 2004

lmao
om pissed of now for no reason at all im ready to kill sum1 lmao !!!

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Like i give a twatty shit love,if you deny me sex you deny yourself it so i say :moon:

Ouch.......... Looks like fireworks in Lincs today :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Steve, in the politest possible manner, may I respectfully ask what has upset you? (grovel, grovel)

6 Oct 2004

Quote by HungryP
Like i give a twatty shit love,if you deny me sex you deny yourself it so i say :moon:

Ouch.......... Looks like fireworks in Lincs today :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Steve, in the politest possible manner, may I respectfully ask what has upset you? (grovel, grovel)
It was nothing really,i was just in one of those moods when you don't know why,but you just feel pissed off.I feel better now though.
Clare has told me that she requires loads of sex to make up for last night as well so it's gonna be a good evening wink

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
It was nothing really,i was just in one of those moods when you don't know why,but you just feel pissed off.I feel better now though.
Clare has told me that she requires loads of sex to make up for last night as well so it's gonna be a good evening

You jammy....................... Right that's it, sympathy withdrawn :huh: :fuckinghell: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Clare has told me that she requires loads of sex to make up for last night as well so it's gonna be a good evening

Its not so much a requirement but a need god damn it,i need to be fulfilled and i need it now(well once the kids are asleep!!)

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

Clare has told me that she requires loads of sex to make up for last night as well so it's gonna be a good evening

Its not so much a requirement but a need god damn it,i need to be fulfilled and i need it now(well once the kids are asleep!!)
Yeah but what do i get out of it bolt

6 Oct 2004

Oh Dear, seems like the world has gone to pot. Look on the positive side, Clares Batteries will not last forever, unless she uses duracell, and if you like I'll love you, but why can't I talk about my Dog??? lol

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Yeah but what do i get out of it

Errr... could be time to back down a bit mate... think of the benefits :idea: :idea: :idea:
And from the point of view of a single male, don't look a gift horse in the mouth... Not that I'm calling Clare a horse :shock: :shock: confused

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