Washed out

28 Jun 2005

I wouldnt recommend dogging in oxfordshire tonight. I was just trapped in me car on the ring road for 2 hours due to flood waters bringing traffic to a standstil. finally the coppers started to allow ppl to turn around and go the wrong way down a sliproad.
So anyone planning a nocturnal excursion, dont. Id advise sitting in with a good book and a hot cup of tea smile

(boy george preferred a hot cup o tea to sex apparently...but it dont half make your willy sore).. sorry old joke

28 Jun 2005

Quote by monkeyxxx
(boy george preferred a hot cup o tea to sex apparently...but it dont half make your willy sore).. sorry old joke

i've been told soaking chopped liver in hot water then stuffing it in a hollowed out french loaf is quite good too confused

don't ask where i get my info from lol

i dread to think how many will actually try that now :wanker:
rotflmao

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i've been told soaking chopped liver in hot water then stuffing it in a hollowed out french loaf is quite good too
don't ask where i get my info from

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28 Jun 2005

a true dogger would have made himself a raft out of lollypop sticks and dental floss and battled the elements in search of a couple, why when i was trapped in the amazon i battled anacondas with a pencil and built a raft out of otters tied together just to get back here dogging, pah doggers today lol

28 Jun 2005

Quote by welsh one
a true dogger would have made himself a raft out of lollypop sticks and dental floss and battled the elements in search of a couple, why when i was trapped in the amazon i battled anacondas with a pencil and built a raft out of otters tied together just to get back here dogging, pah doggers today

I didn't know anacondas could hold a pencil :huh: :lol2: bolt

28 Jun 2005

Oi,
When i where a lad, i used to ............................... oh bollox, lets not go there :twisted:

29 Jun 2005

Quote by x-man0223
i have just driven from birmingham to cambridge and all i can say is WOW what a storm some very impresive lightning was a very enjoyable drive apart from the aquaplaning down the M6 in the van

I mut say that I do enjoy lightning when it's dark.
But you don't get much dark lightning in Staffodshire.

29 Jun 2005

Quote by x-man0223
i have just driven from birmingham to cambridge and all i can say is WOW what a storm some very impresive lightning was a very enjoyable drive apart from the aquaplaning down the M6 in the van

BIG storm here last night!
Phwoarr ya shoulda seen the lightening!
Still raining tho :cry:
Cathy x

29 Jun 2005

Lovely sunny day here biggrin

Birds are singing, a light cool breeze :D perfect for lounging on the patio :D
Whats that you say :shock: good drying weather :shock: :shock:
Oh well, beter get the washing out then :fuckinghell:
wink

mornin all (oh my head hurts)
J