Watch out for the Amazons

6 Jan 2005

Phew!
I was strolling back to SH Towers after enjoying a spot of DIY in one of my favourite open air nookie spots about 3 miles into the forest just down the road and round the bend and over the hill from the gates, when I was accosted by a gang of Amazons who tied me up, picked me up and carted me off to their camp deep in the forest to have their wicked way with me. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did I struggle, protest or try to escape in any way? Did I hell. redface

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They took all my clothes away and forced me to drink something that gave me the most ginormous erection of my life (It said on the label that it'd last for 6 weeks) dunno

cos that was New Year's eve and it hasn't worn off yet blink

:undecided:
Well I was just thinking how lucky I was to be the captive of so many gorgeous horny women when.....................................
I friggin' well woke up!! :doh:
Now that is NOT funny! :cry: :cry: banghead

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6 Jan 2005

You really didn't ought to eat cheese after 9pm.

6 Jan 2005

Yeah, those internet bookshops sure can turn viscious when cornered!

6 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
You really didn't ought to eat cheese after 9pm.

Hmmmmmmmm. Thing is though I'm still, ahem, suffering from the effect of whatever was in the bottle :shock: :shock:
Oh well, half a day gone only another 5 weeks 6 and a half days left to go to find out if the label's claim is correct. I mean I must've drunk summat, mustn't I? dunno

can't remember!
innocent

:whistling:
PS Go give that wrek a slap for their remark about truckers in the Dogging forum will ya DB?

6 Jan 2005

hmm you been reading kinky books! haha That sounds very much like a book I read a couple of months ago!!
Did they force you to pleasure them for hours?? lol

6 Jan 2005

Damn that Xena!