wats the best vibrator on the market??

11 Oct 2004

hi every 1,
im planning on buying a vibrator 2 use with my girlfriend but have never bought 1 before can any 1 advise me on wats the best one on the market please?

11 Oct 2004

The new Microsoft Office Vibrator comes with a free spellcheck.

11 Oct 2004

Quote by GregLondon
The new Microsoft Office Vibrator comes with a free spellcheck.

But it's guaranteed to crash at critical moments...
Mrs northwest swears by a little egg that cost in a novelty shop in Blackpool.

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Benito
hi every 1,
im planning on buying a vibrator 2 use with my girlfriend but have never bought 1 before can any 1 advise me on wats the best one on the market please?

Buy her lots she'll probably end up liking them all or at least most of them biggrin

11 Oct 2004

Get to Ann Summers, they have a wide range to suit all tastes...
My fave is purple pulsar, but i don't think they make it anymore dunno

Rabbits are good too... wink

Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

11 Oct 2004

I really think Ann Summers are too expensive!! rolleyes

Â£70 for a bloody rabbit or something! Be cheaper with a real rabbit! confused

11 Oct 2004

Don't buy a small one that takes 1 battery... it always runs out before she does... (Previous girlfriend had this problem)
Eggs quite good, depends on if it for internal or external use. I suggest letting her look through a good website with you, after all it is her body...

11 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
I really think Ann Summers are too expensive!! Â£70 for a bloody rabbit or something! Be cheaper with a real rabbit!

But real rabbits scratch like buggery. Frozen hamsters are probably more user friendly...well in Hollywood anyway, alledgedly. lol

11 Oct 2004

Mwwwwwhahahahaha you thin frozen cats do the same thing!! Kttens maybe cats a bit too big ! lol

11 Oct 2004

thanx 4 all ur help guys except greg lol.
think ill miss the frozen ones though lol,

11 Oct 2004

Try the washing machine on fast spin should be good for both of you! :thumbup:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by da69ve
Try the washing machine on fast spin should be good for both of you! :thumbup:

?? do you think it'll fit?? :twisted: lol

11 Oct 2004

The Roland DX7 had a truly stunning vibrato.
Best synthesizer in its class by a very long way. biggrin

11 Oct 2004

Quote by LaChambre4u
Start her off with a Jelly Vibrator or a Rabbit. The Rabbit would be a good choice.
But i'd recommend a few extra batteries, especially if she's never had a Rabbit before!

before you try the washing machine!! might be a bit of a stretch! rolleyes

11 Oct 2004

Back on topic now are we rotflmao

My fave at the moment is the pulsatron - but I would recommend Pulse and Cocktails rather then AS, much more choice and cheaper!!!!
CA xxx

11 Oct 2004

The best one on the market is apparently the Hitachi Magic Wand, but I've still to find anywhere in the UK who sells them. I'm not even sure they do one for UK voltage.
We got fed up wth the cr4p one's which eat batteries and die within weeks, so we invested in one of . It was a tad on the expensive side , but it's mains powered (before you comment - no not 240 volts - mains though a transformer) and has lasted for ages and ages.
It's quiet, easy to handle, versatile and very very very very powerful on full speed. :crazy: :giveup:
We also have a selection of items from which are much more reasonably priced (mail order direct from the factory).
Happy shopping!

11 Oct 2004

So tell us where we can get our hands (or other :twisted: ) on one of these wands then !!!!!!!!
CA xxx

11 Oct 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
The best one on the market is apparently the Hitachi Magic Wand, but I've still to find anywhere in the UK who sells them. I'm not even sure they do one for UK voltage.

11 Oct 2004

I just got my gf her first one ever. I chose one called "promise" from ann summers. I think it's brill! It wont give you cock envy (shaft is about 6 1/2 inches), is reasonable in price, and so far the batteries haven't run out! Bit of advise: don't use it every time you have sex and DO NOT leave her in the house alone with it!lol
Seriously it does us well. It's a bit rubbery and slightly bendy too.
Me
hump

11 Oct 2004

I actualy went into a nice sex shop (one of those family run ones with a nice girl behind the counter), rather than a chain shop like anne summers.... and asked for advice... The conversation went a little along the lines of, no she has one of those, she's quite clitterol, we tried that already, nope she doesn't like that.... after a long conversation I left with a toy that was suitable and she really liked it.
The fact is because it was a sex shop run by someone who was enthusiastic and knowledgable about their products it wasn't at all embarrising, and very informative... just like buying a Hi-Fi from a proper hifi shop rather than anne summers, which is kind of the dixons of the kinky world biggrin

11 Oct 2004

if you can make a potatoe clock, what about a vibrating cucumber confused

: :bounce:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by kazswallows
if you can make a potatoe clock, what about a vibrating cucumber : :bounce:

Someone must have done a vibrating cucumber by now... everything else seems to have been made into a roughly vibrator shaped object !!!!
If not just jam a rampent rabbit into a large cucumber and have at it hump

:hump: :hump:

12 Oct 2004

:shock:

12 Oct 2004

Quote by JonJon

:shock:

Thanks JonJon for proving my point... if I said "Jirraffe vibrator" you could probably find one..... :?

12 Oct 2004

Sadly not :cry:
It's even a googlewhack

12 Oct 2004

Quote by JonJon
Sadly not :cry:
It's even a googlewhack

Holly Shit I got a googlewhack tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well fuck me with a big stick... I never thought I would be clever enough to find one of those!

12 Oct 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Mrs northwest swears by a little egg that cost in a novelty shop in Blackpool.

I have something similar called a bullet - think it cost me (amazing what I can get in my local cash n carry lol) I also have a double bullet which as u might guess has 2 vibrating shiny metal things mmmmmmmmm
Although I do admit to having a large (ahem ok very large) selection of toys! But at the prices I get them who wouldn't!! boink