I have just come in from work. First thing to do is get out of workclothes and get into my shorts! Dinner is ready and to go with it MrsFC has been shopping and bought me a bottle of Raisin ale, mmmmmmmm!!!. I then pick up the laptop and catch up with the latest in the Cafe, Ahhhh, bliss.
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I drive home ....usually far too fast but have to be careful because a lot of my work collegues use same route !!
Then when I get in I get the lurchers out for a nice long run over the fields, they get in exhausted leaving me to run a hot bath, light some candles, get some Jeff Buckley on the Arcam & settle in the bath for a long hot soak....then dinner which is usually toast or cereal & settle down for a nites telly/poota viewing. Heaven is living on your own sometimes...
Then when I get in I get the lurchers out for a nice long run over the fields, they get in exhausted leaving me to run a hot bath, light some candles, get some Jeff Buckley on the Arcam & settle in the bath for a long hot soak....then dinner which is usually toast or cereal & settle down for a nites telly/poota viewing. Heaven is living on your own sometimes...
Well for me it is difficult... I'm always relaxed!
But something I so love at the moment is playing "Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy" (The original Radio Series) and sitting listening to it with the kids who love it to bits. Alternatively playing old recordings of Mike Harding to them. My son literally rolls around the floor laughing at the Blackpool sketch - particularly "Our Willie - Who was sick again, our mam said he had a weak stomach, our Willie said he was throwing it as far as anyone else!"
Fred
But something I so love at the moment is playing "Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy" (The original Radio Series) and sitting listening to it with the kids who love it to bits. Alternatively playing old recordings of Mike Harding to them. My son literally rolls around the floor laughing at the Blackpool sketch - particularly "Our Willie - Who was sick again, our mam said he had a weak stomach, our Willie said he was throwing it as far as anyone else!"
Fred
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Relax? What's that, apart from a rather contraversial song from the '80s? I so wish I could relax!
I used to once upon a time, I vaguely remember that I used to do that once.... ah, for the days when I used to go for long walks with the one dog in the world I wasn't allergic to, and the nights when I had nothing to do except stay up til dawn, and the mornings when... well, I never used to do mornings at all... where did those days go? Oh yeah, I grew up - bollox!
I used to once upon a time, I vaguely remember that I used to do that once.... ah, for the days when I used to go for long walks with the one dog in the world I wasn't allergic to, and the nights when I had nothing to do except stay up til dawn, and the mornings when... well, I never used to do mornings at all... where did those days go? Oh yeah, I grew up - bollox!
I felt pretty screwed up today, well even more than is usual. So, I did what I normally do when I need to wind down: headed for the pool for a nice long swim.
However, on the way there I followed a column of vehicles for ten miles , hardly getting out of third gear. eventually, the little old lady in the Micra , completely oblivious to the cortege behind, eventually discovered what the pedal on the right was for. (I've just realised, I've slipped over into the 'pet hate thread). When I got there, and plunged into the welcoming water, I found myseldf alongside an elderly lady, merrily bobbing along, REEKING of the most vile 'perfume' that ever distressed a horse. I have an allergic asthma, hence the frequent swimming, and I was gasping after a dozen lengths. WHY do people wear perfume to go swimming :shock: It should be banned. Anyway, she toddled off and I started winding up into 'Captain Webb' mode. Then came a party of ladies, very nice I'm sure, who swam-very,very slowly- up and down, at least a whole lane between each one, yacking like good 'uns as they went. Why do people want to have a dinner party while swimming ?:shock: I was forced to bob and weave between them and got tut-tutted and 'bloody men'. So, I put the old legs into 'afterburn' as I passed them. :twisted: Plenty much splash-sorry, I'm normally such a gentle soul. They eventually squashed up a bit. Another pet hate methinks. After finishing my sets I got changed. In came the 5 a-side lads, God Bless'em. Guess what. More bloody sprays and perfume and shite. More gasping and wheezing.
Ban all pongy stuff!! Anyway, homeward bound, put Johnny Cash on the CD player, and struck homeward. And, asif by magic, elderly lady in Micra, probably related to the first one, 'screaming' towards home in second gear.
So, I just thought I'd tell you how I relax. In fact I'm so ******* relaxed! I couldn't be any more ******* relaxed!! OK!!!!! :x :x :x :x Now I've got a report to finish , and I'm doing my other relaxation..SH. But I shouldn't be: I've got this poxy report sitting smurking at me. Where's Will, the addiction counsellor, when you need him!!
So, stressed folks? Contact me . I've obviously got it all so ******* sorted
However, on the way there I followed a column of vehicles for ten miles , hardly getting out of third gear. eventually, the little old lady in the Micra , completely oblivious to the cortege behind, eventually discovered what the pedal on the right was for. (I've just realised, I've slipped over into the 'pet hate thread). When I got there, and plunged into the welcoming water, I found myseldf alongside an elderly lady, merrily bobbing along, REEKING of the most vile 'perfume' that ever distressed a horse. I have an allergic asthma, hence the frequent swimming, and I was gasping after a dozen lengths. WHY do people wear perfume to go swimming :shock: It should be banned. Anyway, she toddled off and I started winding up into 'Captain Webb' mode. Then came a party of ladies, very nice I'm sure, who swam-very,very slowly- up and down, at least a whole lane between each one, yacking like good 'uns as they went. Why do people want to have a dinner party while swimming ?:shock: I was forced to bob and weave between them and got tut-tutted and 'bloody men'. So, I put the old legs into 'afterburn' as I passed them. :twisted: Plenty much splash-sorry, I'm normally such a gentle soul. They eventually squashed up a bit. Another pet hate methinks. After finishing my sets I got changed. In came the 5 a-side lads, God Bless'em. Guess what. More bloody sprays and perfume and shite. More gasping and wheezing.
Ban all pongy stuff!! Anyway, homeward bound, put Johnny Cash on the CD player, and struck homeward. And, asif by magic, elderly lady in Micra, probably related to the first one, 'screaming' towards home in second gear. So, I just thought I'd tell you how I relax. In fact I'm so ******* relaxed! I couldn't be any more ******* relaxed!! OK!!!!! :x :x :x :x Now I've got a report to finish , and I'm doing my other relaxation..SH. But I shouldn't be: I've got this poxy report sitting smurking at me. Where's Will, the addiction counsellor, when you need him!!
So, stressed folks? Contact me . I've obviously got it all so ******* sorted
