we still haven't designed anything proper (that works) to put Weetabix in; no matter how carefully you open the them, crumbs always go everywhere!!
Any other things that need inventing?
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We can put man on the moon but......
Sex God
Which party is their currently which you would like to support which would allow you to be proud of your heritage, but which would leave you labelled as a racist or extremist??
Sex God
we can put a man on the moon, but.....
1. We can't design a computer that doesn't need constant updates and crashes all the time.
2. We can't design packaging for KitKat that doesn't require a chainsaw and a blow torch to get into.
3. We can't get our city councils to do ALL of their road works in ONE go.
4. We can't find a programme on digital TV that hasn't been shown before on another channel.
1. We can't design a computer that doesn't need constant updates and crashes all the time.
2. We can't design packaging for KitKat that doesn't require a chainsaw and a blow torch to get into.
3. We can't get our city councils to do ALL of their road works in ONE go.
4. We can't find a programme on digital TV that hasn't been shown before on another channel.
Quote by dekntan
a self loading/unloading dishwasher/washing machine and tumble dryer and a robot that collects all dirty dishes and washing then puts them back when clean
:confused2:
a bed that makes itself
a perfect man
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
aint they all just one item?
after all once you have the perfect man the bed will always be made - the laundry will always be clean, ironed and put back in the right place - and of course the dishes will always be done promptly.
this man does exist but we have sad news for you - he's gay!!
stereotyping isnt always wrong!!
:bolt:
Casanova
We can put a man on the moon but we cant......
Make a pair of tights or holds that dont ladder!! :twisted:
Make a comfterble stilleto!
Find a full pack of crisps (you open the bag and half has gone ffs)
Make a teasty non fatting large chocolate bar! :twisted:
Make nail varnish that doesnt chip!
Im sure theres more
but beig blonde cant think of the really important stuff 
Make a pair of tights or holds that dont ladder!! :twisted:
Make a comfterble stilleto!
Find a full pack of crisps (you open the bag and half has gone ffs)
Make a teasty non fatting large chocolate bar! :twisted:
Make nail varnish that doesnt chip!
Im sure theres more
but beig blonde cant think of the really important stuff Sex God
Quote by markz
we can put a man on the moon
but we can't teach a cat to fetch.......
Well, I taught my cat to fetch!! She's very good at it when she can be bothered!.....
Quote by Srne
a self loading/unloading dishwasher/washing machine and tumble dryer and a robot that collects all dirty dishes and washing then puts them back when clean
:confused2:
a bed that makes itself
a perfect man
Im here Tan!!
:D :D :D :D :D aww but i cant pinch ya can i 
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
a self loading/unloading dishwasher/washing machine and tumble dryer and a robot that collects all dirty dishes and washing then puts them back when clean
:confused2:
a bed that makes itself
a perfect man
aint they all just one item?
after all once you have the perfect man the bed will always be made - the laundry will always be clean, ironed and put back in the right place - and of course the dishes will always be done promptly.
this man does exist but we have sad news for you - he's gay!!
stereotyping isnt always wrong!!
:bolt:
nope the robots and clever machines is designed to give us and men more time in the sack together for .....................................................................................................................................................................erm sleeping
hence bring on the perfect man then us women would be so happy
Quote by dekntan
a self loading/unloading dishwasher/washing machine and tumble dryer and a robot that collects all dirty dishes and washing then puts them back when clean
:confused2:
a bed that makes itself
a perfect man
Im here Tan!!
:D :D :D :D :D aww but i cant pinch ya can i You can pinch my bum!! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
you believe the lies that they really put a man on the moon and it wasnt just a stunt done in a studio ???? fools lol
Have to say, I've always been a little sceptical about the moon landings, considering when they supposedly happened.
We've been to Florida, to the Kennedy Space Center. Saw the space shuttles, the rocket boosters, the moon rocks, did the tour, got goosebumps. Still not convinced though.
Master of Sex
Quote by lyns
we can`t make a child with a volume control button :lol2:
I find parcel tape generally works a treat.
