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A salesman in a car showroom describes the features of a Peugeot 308 Verve to a flirty customer, who asks if it comes in any colour other than black. 'We have Noir' he replies.
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We have no R
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but i want a pink one 
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The whole advert is pretentious arse oozings. (to paraphrase the great Stephen Fry)
"fact me" - what an unutterably awful phrase.
Frankly I'm fed up with car adverts that are all art-house and no useful information. I want to know: how much is it, what's the mpg, how easy is it to service, does it come with any USEFUL additions. (shiny bits, alloy wheels and bucket seats are NOT useful additions)
I do NOT want to have close-ups of said shiny bits or sets covered in craft paper, or that odious pair on the Peugeot ad, or that close up of the lips.
"fact me" - what an unutterably awful phrase.
Frankly I'm fed up with car adverts that are all art-house and no useful information. I want to know: how much is it, what's the mpg, how easy is it to service, does it come with any USEFUL additions. (shiny bits, alloy wheels and bucket seats are NOT useful additions)
I do NOT want to have close-ups of said shiny bits or sets covered in craft paper, or that odious pair on the Peugeot ad, or that close up of the lips.
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ah yes, but the 'car you drive' (said in pretencious voice) is a life affirming statement... an expression of independance and individuality
you know?
lp
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