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So are we going to put those on community service in reflective vests? That what is being proposed.
There was a few posting suggesting that last year, on this site! Do we swinger have such power.
Then there was the animal fat in mars bars. SH said no and no more animal fat.
Do we really have that much power?
Who is reading this site?
I have Absolute Power.
Though I don't read the site.
Shame
lp
I have Absolute Vodka which affects my ability to read.
H.x
I have Absolute Scotch which affects my ability to drink.
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
I drink absolutely everything and it totally affects my .. abil..erm.. you know...
Better put the bottle down...
drinkies
smackbottom Think I need a slapped bottom hunie!!
I absulutley loove scot in the glass and by armsss. Give me another.
I have no reason not to drink.... i dont drive wink
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Drive me! redface

Round the bend? dunno
Oh no, to the paper tissue, and not to cry.
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
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I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Me neither dunno but if ya cant beat em join em lol
This must be a record - the thread was hijacked from the first reply and hasn't returned to the point since biggrin
Ooops - another hijack.
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So are we going to put those on community service in reflective vests? That what is being proposed.
There was a few posting suggesting that last year, on this site! Do we swinger have such power.
Then there was the animal fat in mars bars. SH said no and no more animal fat.
Do we really have that much power?
Who is reading this site?

I was listening to the reflective vest thing on the radio the other day! I was amazed that some of the youth projects here were supporting it...
Will be interesting to hear more about how this will work in reality!
As for SH... its obviously got a politician as a member lol Stop giving em bright ideas!! Compulsory swinging next! :lol2: :lol2:
I'm sure some would object to swinging if it were made compulsory.
H.x
i have read of cases in the US where part of peoples punishment is to wear a placard around their neck, in public, announcing their " i am a thief"
is that the similar issue here? coz im all for it.
as i see it, we need to implement certain further ways of reducing crime and the swathes of repeat offenders.
therefore a good suggestion. Unless i have misunderstood.
I have Absolute Beginners by Bowie in my record collection biggrin
Bollox to them all lets just manacle them all and put them to work 15 hours a day in chain gangs and only have one hi-vis jacket on each person at either end of the chain. Then we could have a couple of guys in shades and scowling faces under big hat sporting a high calibre rifle and sitting on a horse watching over them.
We could then ban absolute vodka absolutely or maybe even quadruple the tax on all booze to make up for the revenue lost on the reduction on smoking. Lets face it drinking anything alcoholic is nothing but a luxury its not necessary and if say a bottle of wine cost £30:00 fot the cheapest then it would only be drunk on special occasions thus making it something of a rare pleasure to be enjoyed and remembered. Lets face it drinking does no one any good really. I think the NHS would save lots of £'s by not having to deal with the fallout from drinking. There would be massive decreases in accidents in or outside the home and out on the road.
If this then eventually starts to work to reduce the amount of drinking then the net result could be a reduction in the tax collected. Weould then move onto sweets maybe. Tax those fuckers into outer space and save out childrens health whilst again saving the NHS £'s on child dentistry,
It all goes far beyond hi-vis jackets, The state wont be happy until we are all exactly the same other than an elite few that we can call the ancient wise ones. these can change the batteries in the Computer that we all will eventually bow before chanting Om Om. All of the people will be androgenous and walk around with a set expression on the face. All of us will think the same and be the same, cloned in farms run by the computer om om worship
The planet will look marvellous and work like clockwork in the end, why? because its becoming clockwork.
I'm sort of looking forward to it really, no need to think no need to feel challenged or elated or depressed just be in a sort of conscious coma from birth till death same mood all day all night all year all lifetime. No need to feel no need to experience no need to be emotional. Just a cog in a wheel that keeps turning untl one day something happens that snuffs us all out in one hit, but that will be ok because we would not feel anything towards that.
We would just look towards the computer "om om" worship and sit blinking whilst humanity is erased from the universal existence. And in the grand scheme of things, what does it matter? nothing not one little jot, not one iota does it. We matter nothing so to think nothing is compatible with that it is pain free. Come on lets get to the point where the zenith and the nadir meet.
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As for SH... its obviously got a politician as a member lol Stop giving em bright ideas!! Compulsory swinging next! :lol2: :lol2:

I done politics once! :smile2:
Missy the Mu :hunk:
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As for SH... its obviously got a politician as a member lol Stop giving em bright ideas!! Compulsory swinging next! :lol2: :lol2:

I done politics once! :smile2:
Missy the Mu :hunk:
:smile2: :smile2: :smile2: I forgot about that thread.....rotflmao
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Drive me! redface

Round the bend? dunno
Oh no, to the paper tissue, and not to cry.
rotflmao the bedside tissues... that's rude! lol
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Drive me! redface

Round the bend? dunno
Oh no, to the paper tissue, and not to cry.
rotflmao the bedside tissues... that's rude! lol
By Jove, she's got it! redface
i'm just confused dunno