We missed ya

5 Oct 2004

Yes it has to be said that you were missed and what a bloody nice welcome home P.M's by the hatfull....
For those of you that asked, yes we had a bloody great time. A two and a half week diet of vodka and Raki were adequately supplemented by tablets that the Turkish Chemist sold me that clearly said "do not drink alcohol whilst taking this medicine" albeit in Turkish, ensured that mrs davej learn't very quickly how to order a taxi back to the hotel each night on account that the bloody tablets made me drift to the right with every step when I tried to walk. The tablets were supposed to be for my toothache but I guess that when I pointed at my teeth the chemist assumed I had been bitten and sold me some serious anti inflamatory drugs. Mrs davej has informed me that she aint putting up with trying to get me back to bed each night so I've promised to lay off the tablets.
Anyway we are back, brown as berries, dripping in bling and carting more Prada, Gucci and cheap fags than you can shake a large stick at.
You will all forgive me if I dont send replies to yer P.M's but I havn't got the time and mrs davej reckons that I should be helping her to unpack and get the washing and ironing sorted, so to keep the little cherub content I am moving the P.C. up the other end of the room, so she can get the ironing board set up easier.
I will trawl back a few pages to see whats been happening but if anyone wants to send me a short run down it would be welcomed.

5 Oct 2004

Wooohoooo your back and boy have you been missed :bounce:
Glad you had a good trip ......... won't keep you as you have a load to catch up on!!!!
passionkiss

to welcome you both back

5 Oct 2004

i just bloody saw you online, and was gonna post a thread asking where the fuckin' 'ell have you been! but you beat me too it!
welcome back mate! you we're missed! it would take far too long to give you a forum summary, but i just might work on it a bit for yer!
don't have an 'oliday again! smackbottom

oh and a

for mrs davej!
if you ask alex nicely she might bump all the davej threads too! rotflmao

neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Yay, DaveJ's back! :bounce:

5 Oct 2004

Dave who??? dunno

:dunno: :dunno:
welcome back really

5 Oct 2004

I remember someone called Davej - disappeared without a trace.
Am I repeating myself?? biggrin

:D

5 Oct 2004

Oh and you'd better see this. It's on the end of a very informative thread from Alex.

Quote by Alexandra
Geez Alex, there's two weeks reading there. You could've at least labelled them :lol:

If I'd had time I would - I'm just off out for dinner!
Maybe back later - give Davej a welcome back hug and smooch from me!!!!!!
See you later
Good to see ya back mate!

5 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
I remember someone called Davej - disappeared without a trace.
Am I repeating myself?? :D

Only if you say it again.
Ooops, forgot to say - Welcome back Davej

5 Oct 2004

Lo davej babes!

5 Oct 2004

Dave and Mrs Dave,so do we get to see your white bits at the munch??? :twisted:

5 Oct 2004

About bluddy time too davej!!....... We were just getting ready to send out a search party for you.... lol

Welcome back kiss

Hope you had a good holiday...
Shireen
xxx

5 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Dave................ sooooooooo missed you
Whoa!!!!! hold on a min!!!! Where's your holiday form???? Were you given permission for leave???? Where was our bluddy warning!!!!!
Poor Agricola has been looking a right nutter on his own!!! At least with you around, it makes the surrealness look a bit more common .......... poor bugger! confused

Somebody better go fetch him from Tracey Island or wherever he is right now rolleyes

and let him know all is well :?

5 Oct 2004

see! :bounce: i told yer didn't i? :bounce:
i had one of them prophetic dreams! night before last! i told you about it! ! :bounce: i really am psychic and everything!
right who wants their palms reading? do tarot cards 'n' stuff too yer know! come on? fiver a go? must have some takers!
that it then?
*sighs*
neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
see! :bounce: i told yer didn't i? :bounce:
i had one of them prophetic dreams! night before last! i told you about it! ! :bounce: i really am psychic and everything!
right who wants their palms reading? do tarot cards 'n' stuff too yer know! come on? fiver a go? must have some takers!
that it then?
*sighs*
neil x x x ;)

Or did ya just notice him on the forum at about 3ish this afternoon and go to check your outbox and watch your PMs go like I did? confused

5 Oct 2004

Pauly Orphan
Baddlyrun Home for Urchins
Dickensian Terrace
London
Mr J. Saville
BBC TV
Dear Jim,
Thankyou for fixxing it for me and my chums to visit Father Chrissmus at the North Pole.
We had a loverly time.
The weathre was very cold, but we played snowbals an stuff.
We seen Father Chrissmus yesstreday but was a bit suprised. he sed he cudnt talk long as he had to get home seeing as he was at the end of his hollyday and he had to go back home and let some other ****** freez his nuts off an how his frends was pining for him .
He sed his missis had promised him a hollyday with a connection to Turkey. He seemed to think that was funney.
But he sed he liked being Father Chrissmus as it gave his pixies something to do of a night.
But he was nice and he showed us his raindeers. I asked him why they looked more like horses and had one horn stuk in the middel of there heds. He sed he cudnt say.
He didnt have a rudolf but he had one called malcolm.
I asked him what he did all day and he sed a lot of things about sum game called fekking.
Ennyway he was very nice and gave us some sherbet. He sed he had plenty of it in his streem at home, He gave me a present. It was a orange fish. Well it woulda been sept it was froze sollid. He sed not to wurry.
So thank you Jim for our luverly tripp.
Noel Edmonds sends his love.
Yours sinseerly
Pauly Orphan
PS can you tell me why Father Chrissmus spends so much time standing with his hed up his bum. I aint seen that on no Chrissmus cards. I asked him why and he sed not to wurry.

5 Oct 2004

Hope you enjoyed your escape from the nut house Davej,but i'm afraid it's solitary for 2 months and your stuck here for the next 28 years solid :shock:

5 Oct 2004

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
WELCOME HOME Mr AND Mrs davej
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Dawn :silly:

5 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
see! :bounce: i told yer didn't i? :bounce:
i had one of them prophetic dreams! night before last! i told you about it! ! :bounce: i really am psychic and everything!
right who wants their palms reading? do tarot cards 'n' stuff too yer know! come on? fiver a go? must have some takers!
that it then?
*sighs*
neil x x x ;)

Or did ya just notice him on the forum at about 3ish this afternoon and go to check your outbox and watch your PMs go like I did? confused

ha!
easy! my prophecy was on this bleedin' thread!
where i had this to say . . . . . .

warwick don't panic!
have a tissue mate. big blow! that's better.
even WBB would have to put him down sometime, and he's quite adept at all the cunning little goldfishie tricks. he'll find a way don't you worry!
he'll be splashing through strawberry cordial streams on his beloved unicorn, scattering swathes of pixies as he gallops through the morning mists before you know it mate! no, he will. i had a prophetic dream last night that the pm's stuck in my outbox were no longer there, heralding his return! i do that from time to time, the whole prophecy thingumbob, so it must be true!
neil x x x

you just check the post date! go on! dare you? was day before yesterday eh? cos it's wednesday now so i was close! nearly! in about 13 minutes! so near enough day before yesterday! but it was night time so i was confused. cos i was dreaming. see! told you! ha!
and it had Fluck all to do with me being misunderstood altogether on the 5 goldfish ok!
so ner ner ner ner! flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
and it was atcherly about 6pm when i saw him arrive, cos i was expecting him, after my prophetic dream and stuff! so there!
neil x x x :P :P :P

5 Oct 2004

ermmmmmmmmmm ...has he gone again ??? rolleyes

6 Oct 2004

Yay!!!! Dave's back!! :welcome: back you two!!
But where was our warning that we had to live without you for a couple of weeks eh? evil

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

6 Oct 2004

Well I for one didnt miss him. bleedin edyot rolleyes

6 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
Oh Dawn, what am I going to do :cry: What happens if davej doesn't come back :shock: I don't think I could cope. Hug me Dawn, make me feel better. Don't leave me alone with Neil and easy. I need davej so badly :cry: :cry: :cry:

So what were all the pms about then warwick????
Dawn :silly:

6 Oct 2004

I bet we missed you more than you missed us!