We, VWe or VVWE?

19 Jan 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

19 Jan 2005

Ya daft .

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Ya daft .

OMG Vix - please don't tell me that's normal!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted:

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Ya daft .

OMG Vix - please don't tell me that's normal!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted:
Obviously the poor chap in the photo is genitally challenged. Poor wee Willy Winkie.
All real men have penises the size of nuclear missiles and have to drive huge red cars to contain their tackle.
HTH

19 Jan 2005

:laughabove:
Vix, you let Reese get condoms to fit him at last! lol

;)
Nice one Rainbows!
some men treat the condom packet like that! Like it's really really difficult to open as we lie there loosing our will to shag by the second! rolleyes

(I speak firmly of my ex, not anyone I have met here....... yet)
Made me smile anyway!

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Obviously the poor chap in the photo is genitally challenged. Poor wee Willy Winkie.
All real men have penises the size of nuclear missiles and have to drive huge red cars to contain their tackle.
HTH

<looking down his pants>
:cry: suddenly I feel so utterly miserable :cry:

19 Jan 2005

Quote by awol
<looking down his pants>
:cry: suddenly I feel so utterly miserable :cry:

Did not know Weetabix wore pants.
Every day is a school day, eh?

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Did not know Weetabix wore pants.
Every day is a school day, eh?

Have you had your weetabix? wink

19 Jan 2005

Quote by awol

Did not know Weetabix wore pants.
Every day is a school day, eh?

Have you had your weetabix? wink

Nah. Go soft too quick for me.

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix

Did not know Weetabix wore pants.
Every day is a school day, eh?

Have you had your weetabix? wink

Nah. Go soft too quick for me.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

19 Jan 2005

Rainbows ya daft bint, its obvious what that is .....
its a bluddy huge nicotene patch, you can tell by the look on his face

19 Jan 2005

Looks like Wishful Thinking to me!!!!

19 Jan 2005

Quote by wildwilly
Rainbows ya daft bint, its obvious what that is .....
its a bluddy huge nicotene patch, you can tell by the look on his face

There's us thinking it's a "Super Safe - Full Body Condom"!

19 Jan 2005

There`s a guy in Hampshire who could really use one of those.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32793.html
:shock:
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
There's us thinking it's a "Super Safe - Full Body Condom"!

Of course!! That's what it is!!! Packing yours for the Scottish Munch are you :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by VenusnMars
There`s a guy in Hampshire who could really use one of those.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32793.html

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows

There's us thinking it's a "Super Safe - Full Body Condom"!

Of course!! That's what it is!!! Packing yours for the Scottish Munch are you :twisted: :twisted:

Already packed!!! I have to go for the XL size....... well I am quite tall remember...... wink

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I knew I'd seen this bloke before:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/296827.html#296827

Quote by GrimPingu
i have a rather weird fantasy that isnt physicly possible. It involves shrinking me to about 7 inches tall.

19 Jan 2005

Its her expression that gets me........"just look at the smears on that window" :shock:

19 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Its her expression that gets me........"just look at the smears on that window" :shock:

I thought she was thinking it's time we got rid of that christmas tree, it's liooking a bit bald"

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
All real men have penises the size of nuclear missiles and have to drive huge red cars to contain their tackle.
HTH

So... as I drive a red Peugot 106.... where does that leave me then? :shock:
But I always thought that blokes who drive fast cars were trying to compensate for something.... so I wasn't.... :upset: :upset: :upset:

20 Jan 2005

looks perfect for a caption contest or a , what happens somebody put the bubble above and run it,would be a laugh to see your the way the woman looks a tad pashed off.

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Ya daft .

OMG Vix - please don't tell me that's normal!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted:
Obviously the poor chap in the photo is genitally challenged. Poor wee Willy Winkie.
All real men have penises the size of nuclear missiles and have to drive huge red cars to contain their tackle.
HTH
/me heads over to the guiletine to remove his riduculous 6 inches of misery