Osama bin laden is facing his latest captives.
Before him are four squaddies from the new UK combined squad
Osama "Despite you being infidels i am a fair man, before i kill you i shall grant you one wish"
Taff steps forward "i want a 50 man, male voice choir singing Tom Jones's greatest hits"
Jock steps forward "i want 50 bagpipers playing flower of scotland"
Paddy steps forward "i want michael flattley and 49 dancers river dancing"
George steps forward
"I WANT TO BE SHOT FIRST"
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Quote by mellow
i don't get it!!!!
I think probably being shot first is preferable to listening to Tom Jones, Flower of Scotland or doing the Riverdance bit.
Did I get it?
Can I claim my prize now?
:lol: 
.... I get it now!! Guess it is!! (thank you for explaining. x) Sex God
Hi Lucy
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Flower of Scotland in my book. In fact I rather like it. i was just explaining what I thought the joke was about.
Hope I'm not going to be shot!!
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Flower of Scotland in my book. In fact I rather like it. i was just explaining what I thought the joke was about.
Hope I'm not going to be shot!!
Quote by Eagerslut9
Hi Lucy
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Flower of Scotland in my book. In fact I rather like it. i was just explaining what I thought the joke was about.
Hope I'm not going to be shot!!
Eager ..def wait till I see ya 
:shock: Sorry must have read it wrong hon too early in the morning for me I guess 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Lucy :rose: peace offering
Quote by lucyweebaps
I must ask eager,,,Whats wrong with " Flower of Scotland !"??
Lucy
Nothing wrong with Flower of Scotland, but can you imagine the pipes, Mr Jones, the choir and the river dancers...all at the same time?
Either one hell of a din, or an interesting orgy!
bring your own ear muffs!!!! 