Weird - why would you? | Swinging Heaven

17 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz

The average Brit has between two and five partners but 6% say they have had more than 50.

I'd better get some then, I currently have no partners, so will be needing at least two just to be average!! what ever happened to monogamy?
AND I bet it's you lot that have over 50!! dirty so and so's... :twisted:

17 Jan 2005

how do they get away with it? dunno

there is usually some kind of white stuff that follows a man getting there....................or thats been my experience any how rolleyes

:roll:
unless they fake that too :eeek: :eeek:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by easy
how do they get away with it? there is usually some kind of white stuff that follows a man getting there....................or thats been my experience any how :roll:
unless they fake that too :eeek: :eeek:

oooooooooppppppssssssss easy has messed with the computer and that was suppose to be my comment under my sign on...........

17 Jan 2005

Fair point the white stuff is a usual give away but....
I am sure i read years ago that a male can create the white stuff and yet still not manage to have an orgasm! (I was half pissed at the time!).
But in my experience if there is white stuff then there is an orgasm included.

17 Jan 2005

Hmmm... I wonder?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/29708.html
Has JGL got a new job working for Mr Murdoch? :shock:
Or maybe the folks from Sky News just look in from time to time?

17 Jan 2005

Quote by easy
how do they get away with it? there is usually some kind of white stuff that follows a man getting there....................or thats been my experience any how :roll:
unless they fake that too :eeek: :eeek:

I suppose it's possible if the guy uses a condom, then prevents his partner from seeing what's in (or not in) the condom when he withdraws. And no, I'm not speaking from experience!
Mike.

17 Jan 2005

It is possible to fake a male orgasm if using a condom. redface

There are reasons especially if you are young, inexperienced and have a medical problem you are too embarasssed to see your doctor about. :cry:
However with age and experience life becomes easier and much more enjoyable. cool

Roger the Dragon.

17 Jan 2005

never seen the need to fake an orgasm,if u can,t come why try to hide found it better to be honest and upfront and tell partner in the odd occasion i've failed,I mean we all can't do it 6 times in one night.

17 Jan 2005

I met a girl in the student union in the first year of my degree. We went back to mine whereupon the obvious started to take shape but I soon found myself... erm... unable to finish the job I'd started due to too many pints of the black stuff. I simply lay on top of her, shuddered a bit and rolled off her and fell fast asleep. The beauty of sex with condoms.
And she still left a note before her sunrise flit asking if she could see me again!