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I was 19 at a nightclub in London with my brother and a group of friends when I noticed a couple of girls giving me the eye. I tipped of my brother to watch out for me not knowing why they kept staring.
They then advanced towards me and ask if I was ***** My name, I replied yes, they then went on to introduce themselves and they were girls I lived next door to when I was 7.
They said I had not changed a bit.
:shock: lol

19, 7, not changed a bit? I do not believe it.
I thought I had :lol:
That was the shocking part. redface
Quote by Resonance
You can be stood minding yer business in the supermarket queue, look across to the next one and see one of your fellow Forumites... :shock:
(ain't happened yet - but bound to!)
Or, you can arrange your mate's stag do complete with mucky stripper... only to find it's your little sister's best mate redface That happened to my brother. Of all the strippers in all the towns... :doh:

I wonder who you could mean, Miss 7 miles away!!!
I promise if we do ever bump into each other I will not shout "Oh Look! It's Nola and her fantastic tits!" or look at you and pick up two grapefruits suggestively with a nod and a wink.
No actually, I would do that... Just pretend I am simple, that is what my kids do.
rotflmao Loving the thought of suggestive grapefruit action!!
I am sooooooooooo going to start stalking randoms in all my local supermarkets just on the off chance!
wink
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
Quote by jesster
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Quote by jesster
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Quote by jesster
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Ahhh - but whose the stupidest? :lol2:
Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Ahhh - but whose the stupidest? :lol2:
Seeing as you argued with a shotgun wielding chav :shock:
Ermm you possibly wink
Quote by jesster
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Ahhh - but whose the stupidest? :lol2:
Seeing as you argued with a shotgun wielding chav :shock:
Ermm you possibly wink
An I thought you were a gent!! :lol2: :wink:
Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Ahhh - but whose the stupidest? :lol2:
Seeing as you argued with a shotgun wielding chav :shock:
Ermm you possibly wink
An I thought you were a gent!! :lol2: :wink:
redface I am most of the time, but i can lapse sometimes :wink: :lol: