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Weird Hymns and songs

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Shame Drew's 2000th post was wasted on pointing out the bleeding obvious lol
However, a) is it a "proper" hymn? (when Mr F and I got married the vicar-dude told us it wasn't and wouldn't allow it to be sung in "his" church (parsimonious git - we only got married in a church because it was cheaper than a registrar).
and b) Jerusalem's already in England, well the road is:- Jerusalem Rd
Skellingthorpe
Lincoln LN6
My personal fave is a "Lord of the Dance" line (poss. misquote)
"I danced on a Friday and the sky turned black,
it's hard to dance with the devil on your back,
so they whipped and they stripped me and hung me on high,
and they left me there on the cross to die"
Scared the pooh out of me when I was a kid, forced unwillinly into sunday school.
Now, add a few of these :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and we're all happy!
Darkfire
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
Its a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats the point of it

I'm not buying that. Its one of the best examples of a U-turn thread I've seen for a long time.
Shame Drew's 2000th post was wasted on pointing out the bleeding obvious

its even more of a shame that people are counting.
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Its a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats the point of it

I'm not buying that. Its one of the best examples of a U-turn thread I've seen for a long time.
Shame Drew's 2000th post was wasted on pointing out the bleeding obvious

its even more of a shame that people are counting.
what the hell is a U-turn thread?
Darkfire
Sex God
its usually when a thread is posted and the initial post is crafted sufficiently to pose a genuine question, but it is not as well recieved as the thread starter might have liked it to be, or worse, offensive to some people by its content, so to avoid confrontation or a blip in their 'popularity' they U -turn & say it was a joke really and the whole thing was just a bollox thread for bollox sake.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Its a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats the point of it

I'm not buying that. Its one of the best examples of a U-turn thread I've seen for a long time.
Got to admit though, it was quite quick?
Quote by ForestFunsters
Shame Drew's 2000th post was wasted on pointing out the bleeding obvious

Hmmmm.
Quote by Darkfire
its even more of a shame that people are counting.

Yup.
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
its usually when a thread is posted and the initial post is crafted sufficiently to pose a genuine question, but it is not as well recieved as the thread starter might have liked it to be, or worse, offensive to some people by its content, so to avoid confrontation or a blip in their 'popularity' they U -turn & say it was a joke really and the whole thing was just a bollox thread for bollox sake.

I told people the jerusalem thing before i posted it and i made people laugh, is it crime to want to do that here?
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Oh stop it ffs ! !
Jags
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Oh stop it ffs ! !

My sentiments exactly - only with capital letters!
FFS... pointless, argumentative and meanlingless, but then that's the same as pointless so it's belts and braces.
FFS.