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I would like to formally welcome ClassyKatie to the Cafe.
She has decided to come over from the chatroom and take the plunge here - so be nice and say hello.
Welcome kiss
I'm always nice!
wave and :welcome: to Classy Katie.
Have fun.
kiss
Hello Classykatie, welcome to the forum. Hope you have lots of fun.
Louise xx
Hi ClassyKate wave
Well thats just lovely and I'm happy to be here!! Sneaked in and snooped around a few times, and it dawned on me that all the people with personality, intelligence and wit seemed to be loitering in here!
So for a while, I have decided to smile and avoid the guys whispering me constantly asking 'how big are your tits?', and the total strangers thinking I want to meet them in 20 minutes to suck their cock!!
As great as my tits are, and as stunning as my blow jobs are, there is more to me, and its lovely being welcomed so warmly by those with brain cells aswell as the horny gene!! Prove it to me tho, and don't be the first one to ask how big my tits are and if I will give you a blow job!! Make me smile instead, I sooooo need it right now lol
And thanks for the intro Polo, big snogs in January for you hunny xxx
Quote by ClassyKatie
Well thats just lovely and I'm happy to be here!! Sneaked in and snooped around a few times, and it dawned on me that all the people with personality, intelligence and wit seemed to be loitering in here!
So for a while, I have decided to smile and avoid the guys whispering me constantly asking 'how big are your tits?', and the total strangers thinking I want to meet them in 20 minutes to suck their cock!!
As great as my tits are, and as stunning as my blow jobs are, there is more to me, and its lovely being welcomed so warmly by those with brain cells aswell as the horny gene!! Prove it to me tho, and don't be the first one to ask how big my tits are and if I will give you a blow job!! Make me smile instead, I sooooo need it right now lol
And thanks for the intro Polo, big snogs in January for you hunny xxx

I've not said anything yet.....you wait :lol:
But hi and welcome
Quote by leroy1867
I've not said anything yet.....you wait lol
But hi and welcome

Thats a big claim, you will have to live up to it now, waiting in antici............................
pation!!
:lol:
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and it dawned on me that all the people with personality, intelligence and wit seemed to be loitering in here!

It's a lie I tell ya ! :shock:
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I've not said anything yet.....you wait lol
But hi and welcome

Thats a big claim, you will have to live up to it now, waiting in antici............................
pation!!
:lol:
oh.....er......ummm........the pressure, the pressure I can't take it anymore captain
sorry not great for a silly first post.
i'll go off and work on some more bolt
Awww Damn Sassy, you blew all my illusions, tell me its not a lie, pleeease!!
If its a lie I might have to start talking to myself!!
<<<< No you wont, we dont want to talk to you!!
But I'm not that bad, honestly
<<<< Yes you are, isn't she everyone, shhhhh she's listening!
:cry:
hiya ClassyKatie
welcome to the forums
Earthy xx
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Awww Damn Sassy, you blew all my illusions, tell me its not a lie, pleeease!!
If its a lie I might have to start talking to myself!!
<<<< No you wont, we dont want to talk to you!!
But I'm not that bad, honestly
<<<< Yes you are, isn't she everyone, shhhhh she's listening!
:cry:

I find i get the best conversation that way, although I do tend to get a little confused.
Well done Leroy
For proving Sassy right!! smile
3/10
Must try harder
See me!!
Well done Leroy
For proving Sassy right!! smile
3/10
Must try harder
See me!!
Hold on i've got to stop arguing with this idiot in front of me........
oh sorry thats me!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Thank you thank you to everyone on Page 1 who has said hello and welcome. So much more civilised than 'How big are your tits?'
Thanks everyone xxxxx
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:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Thank you thank you to everyone on Page 1 who has said hello and welcome. So much more civilised than 'How big are your tits?'
Thanks everyone xxxxx

That's nice dear.... now tell me, how big ARE your tits? :lickface:
Ok somebody had to say it. redface
Welcome to the forum Katie. kiss :kiss: :kiss:
BTW ............................................ how big are your tits??? confused :? :? :? :? bolt

Edit: Bugger!!! Someone beat me to it!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
34FF
Saves everyone asking lol
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34FF
Saves everyone asking lol

:shock:
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34FF
Saves everyone asking lol

Shouldn't that be 34 FFS!!! ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
:laughabove:
Yep thats usually the response sillyhwoar:
innocent Can't help what you're born with!!
I seen them already!!!!!!!!! oh how lucky am i!!!! smile :) :) :) :)
hello my little blonde bombshell!!!!!!
glad to see you have made it to the forums..... see you on the 29th!!!!!!
seam xxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
I seen them already!!!!!!!!! oh how lucky am i!!!! smile :) :) :) :)
hello my little blonde bombshell!!!!!!
glad to see you have made it to the forums..... see you on the 29th!!!!!!
seam xxxxxxx

I am so jealous rite now......
Leroy goes off in a jealous strop.....
Shhhhhhh Fabs, I took the pics off!!
Yep can't wait for the 29th Fabs, and no obvious looking down my top again!!! I know thats the bonus of being so tall!! lol
But no, that doesn't give you an excuse to drop your change!!
:lol:
Well you shoulda just asked Leroy!!
Shy bairns get nowt lol :lol: :lol:
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Well you shoulda just asked Leroy!!
Shy bairns get nowt lol :lol: :lol:

But you siad not to ask or you would kick my arse? confused
Leroy stands around in a dazed and confused state for once not caused by alcohol or to much traffic cone stealing at once :shock:
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innocent Can't help what you're born with!!

you were born with them? :shock: you must have looked odd as a baby
:welcome:
Ohhh goody, I love confusing men, its sooooo easy!!!
I told you not to ask how big they were, I didn't tell you not to ask to see them!!!
Fabs asked, and the pics were sent, very simple procedure on here, well, it was till I deleted the pictures!! lol
Confused some more????
Doesn't take much to confuse you, or strangely arouse you!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you were born with them? :shock: you must have looked odd as a baby
:welcome:

Yep I was, but I could feed myself, very useful!!!
Thanks for the welcome lol