Welcome to my first ever post!!!

29 Dec 2003

Hi, I have been a member of this site for a few weeks now and have been content to just observe what has been going on ( seems quite appropriate bearing in mind the nature of the site biggrin

), however I have decided, in more ways than one, that now it is time for me to join in.
My problem is that I am really interested in the whole concept of Dogging but I am usually working when I frequent my chosen car park. So what's the problem with that I hear you say? Well, without being too obvious, I drive a large orange van and wear a uniform so when cars arrive I'm sure that they see me parked up, get scared and drive off. If they do stay, I am then worried that I will mis-read the signs, approach a couple then find myself reported to my work-place for hasseling couples in car parks!!!! confused

So, what is the point of me posting this? Well, if you see me in my van in the car park off the M60 in Stockport (mentioned in the Dogging Locations on this site) please wave to me, beep me or just come over for a chat. I promise I won't bite but it will assure me that there are other like-minded people in the Stockport area. I must point out that I am straight but will talk to anyone. lol

29 Dec 2003

Hi - welcome
You forgot to say though that your uniform is one of a police officer and your van is painted orange because they had no white left at the depot wink

:wink: :wink:
Sorry, if you stick around on this site you will get used to the rather sick sense of humour some of us have :shock:
Have fun and happy dogging in 2004 lol

29 Dec 2003

Welcome Sgt Bilko.
I do hope you find what you are looking for. Most importantly I am glad that even after observing us lot for a few weeks, you have decided to join in.
Have fun!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
(if you see Fred, ignore him)

29 Dec 2003

Welcome to the site - and if you're ever dogging North of Manchester - can you fix my sticking window? :grin:
Mal
wink

29 Dec 2003

Welcome from me too!
Have fun, take the nonsense on the chin and serve it up as much as you get it - it's the only way!!

30 Dec 2003

Thanks for the welcomes guys. I've been watching you all in action (if you see what I mean) for so long, I feel like I know you anyway :!:
Mal609, was that a sticking or sticky window confused

: Must aim better lol

My diagnosis is that there is a loose nut behind the wheel rolleyes

Wilma I enjoyed your pics (and Freds to a much lesser degree :!: ) as well as your www.
Bluexxx yours just made me blush redface

:shock:
Hope to speak to you all soon wink

30 Dec 2003

No need to be formal here, Sgt Bilko, you can call me Mal lol

.
Mal

30 Dec 2003

...and you can call me The Master :grin: , no not really, Blue is fine. Blush? You ain't seen nothin' yet :twisted:

30 Dec 2003

Welcome Sarge. Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

14 Aug 2005

So how is the dogging going Sarge dunno

:lol2:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
So how is the dogging going Sarge
:lol2:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now you know this shouldn't be in the Cafe!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

14 Aug 2005

welcome sarge to the mad house kiss

now your not with the AA are you because i do not like to be kept waiting for 3 hours!
sit back relax and enjoy the piss take biggrin

OOO and if your every around leicestershire i need a dip stick rotflmao

14 Aug 2005

Hi Sarge, welcome to the mad house, really hope you have fun on here. Watch out for some those Mods though, they can be right sticklers for picking you up on things you shouldnt be doing (especially that Mal, dont be fooled by his sexy bum) :shock:
Now Dogging, well if you need any advice I am sure a few of us on here could give you some help or you could ask Mal (again) for a mentor to help you settle in lol

Just couldnt resist!

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
welcome sarge to the mad house
now your not with the AA are you because i do not like to be kept waiting for 3 hours!
sit back relax and enjoy the piss take
OOO and if your every around leicestershire i need a dip stick

Thought the orange uniforms were dynorod Debbs
A quick jet and you get flushed wink

Steph
ohhhhhhhhh how about a party if hes ever round leicestershire way Debbs?
oh and Sarg
HIYA
:rotflmao: well me loo could be doing with a good going over lol

i am into WS :D
:rotflmao:
A party here with sarge!!! :bounce: ................. some how i dont think he would last long do you steph................... :wink:
no balls that man!.......... all cock and no balls! :rotflmao: bolt

14 Aug 2005

Welcome Sarge :welcome:
Hope you find exactly what you are looking for. wave

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
Welcome Sarge :welcome:
Hope you find exactly what you are looking for.

Muffy thats was rather a very nice welcome to sarge babes!.......feeling all right biggrin

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
welcome sarge to the mad house
now your not with the AA are you because i do not like to be kept waiting for 3 hours!
sit back relax and enjoy the piss take
OOO and if your every around leicestershire i need a dip stick

Thought the orange uniforms were dynorod Debbs
A quick jet and you get flushed wink

Steph
ohhhhhhhhh how about a party if hes ever round leicestershire way Debbs?
oh and Sarg
HIYA
:rotflmao: well me loo could be doing with a good going over lol

i am into WS :D
:rotflmao:
A party here with sarge!!! :bounce: ................. some how i dont think he would last long do you steph................... :wink:
no balls that man!.......... all cock and no balls! :rotflmao: bolt

Well I was thinking we wash him down in the shower followed by a nice long very relaxing massage - rubbing essential oils over every inch of flesh followed by .........Debbs your turn
So tell me steph............ which car wash would be the best babes! :rotflmao:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Welcome Sarge :welcome:
Hope you find exactly what you are looking for.

Muffy thats was rather a very nice welcome to sarge babes!.......feeling all right biggrin

Yes I wanted to prove that we can be nice to newbies :twisted:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I promise I won't bite but it will assure me that there are other like-minded people in the Stockport area.

Sarge.. never knew you were a fellow stopfordian...?
(thought it was better than calling you a hatter) lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Aug 2005

orange uniform is it?.........

sort of like this....some nancy boy outfit in the dutch army from what I can gather

14 Aug 2005

Flippin' 'eck this place has tightened up it's standards. How come you were a Moderator after only three weeks - and before yer first post!! Did they let anybody have a go in them days?? lol