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Master of Sex
Steph - thanks for that, to come up with something like that off the cuff is quite impressive 
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
For once I was gonna be different and planned something along the lines of this
A heartfelt plea
The Gang of Four are here to stay
We cannot change anyway
On Swingingheaven We have no real say
But our opinions matter come what may
To Elliot who's fingers are typing so quick
To Martin and St3v3, Not forgetting the other one Nick
Please look after your members
and don't let this site become Embers.
And then I thought sod it and just say
Hiya to the four of you. Take Time out to get to know us, come to some of the most terrific parties you will ever go to - get completely pissed, crash out on the floor of some lovely members home and become part of what is now the new Swingingheaven. This site is filled with fabulous people - please don't not get involved.
So in the usual Sexysteph manner
Welcome to Swingingheaven Asylum for the Sexually Liberated Adult. I assume you want the delux straitjacket with the embroidered logo on the lapel? Check with Sarg they are an extra 500 goldfish. The maids will show you to your rubber rooms in a short time.
Have fun
Steph
Thanks for that
and all the comments, I'm at home now and like Elliot I think I'll be having a beer or two and trying to get to know you all, later we would like to come to a munch but Derby's about 4 hours away from here and difficult to get to at short notice. 
Sexlightened
Steph :thumbup: it's great!
hello boys...take your time (would say - lots of time!), look around, read a lots and hopefully you'll feel like we all feel in SH... and it will be still SH COMMUNITY with improved web site - not just a website
xxx
M&P
and prepare yourselves for sure for looooong night :twisted:
hello boys...take your time (would say - lots of time!), look around, read a lots and hopefully you'll feel like we all feel in SH... and it will be still SH COMMUNITY with improved web site - not just a website
xxx
M&P
and prepare yourselves for sure for looooong night :twisted:
Casanova
Hi To the Ubermanagement,
I am sure that they will treat us right as they are in it to make money. If they dont the will lose patrons as well as an investment. I am sure that thier ears will burn so much they will be willing to compromise.
Anyway I want a job that allows you to surf SH during work!
I am sure that they will treat us right as they are in it to make money. If they dont the will lose patrons as well as an investment. I am sure that thier ears will burn so much they will be willing to compromise.
Anyway I want a job that allows you to surf SH during work!
Casanova
There is one question.
As you will be taking over the site will you be using or selling our email address? I have enough spam as it is???
As you will be taking over the site will you be using or selling our email address? I have enough spam as it is???
Quote by st3v3
Thanks for that
Oh 4 hours from Derby .. that places you down south a bit .. any chance of you savouring the Devondelights then :cheers:
I mean the cider you bad people
DD
Sex God
Quote by Dune
There is one question.
As you will be taking over the site will you be using or selling our email address? I have enough spam as it is???
No, we don't spam and it wouldn't be a smart thing to do anyway, we want to make SH better and keep the community happy.
Sex God
DD
Martin was in the chat room earlier and says he is somewhere in Hampshire.
So I guess he is nearer to you than Derby, but Martin also said he was not a swinger, so you will have to behave with him
Martin was in the chat room earlier and says he is somewhere in Hampshire.
So I guess he is nearer to you than Derby, but Martin also said he was not a swinger, so you will have to behave with him
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
Oh 4 hours from Derby .. that places you down south a bit .. any chance of you savouring the Devondelights then :cheers:
I mean the cider you bad people
DD
Not that far away so I'm sure some of us will be able to get over to Devon at some time.
Quote by st3v3
Oh 4 hours from Derby .. that places you down south a bit .. any chance of you savouring the Devondelights then :cheers:
I mean the cider you bad people
DD
Not that far away so I'm sure some of us will be able to get over to Devon at some time.
Yippeee :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce:
DD
Sex God
I'd like to add my welcome too. You may not realise it yet but the insidious magic of this place is already at work on you! :lol:
Can we have new mirrors in the SH Towers ballroom please? The old ones are discolouring badly now. Oh! And can you fix the leak in the roof over the old stable block? A roll in the hay is verrrrrrry nice and all that, but I can do without water dripping on my bum every time it rains.
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:rascal: :rascal:
:lol: Can we have new mirrors in the SH Towers ballroom please? The old ones are discolouring badly now. Oh! And can you fix the leak in the roof over the old stable block? A roll in the hay is verrrrrrry nice and all that, but I can do without water dripping on my bum every time it rains.
ops: :oops: :oops: :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Oh 4 hours from Derby .. that places you down south a bit .. any chance of you savouring the Devondelights then :cheers:
I mean the cider you bad people
DD
Not that far away so I'm sure some of us will be able to get over to Devon at some time.
Yippeee :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce:
DD
Calm down girl - it's only a sometime :giggle:
Steve you do realise you go to one you are booked in for the rest,
NOTTS
NW
LEICESTER (whenI can be bothered to announce it)
SCOTTISH
MIDLANDS
DEVON/PLYMOUTH
plus all the others in the diary
not to mention the mini ones - say goodbye to company profits as the bosses pay for the first round
Steph :wink:
I'll look at the dates and see who can go where, its always better to meet in person if you want to get to know people, Mark told me all about the munches and I'm looking forwards to going to one.
Sex God
Ooooooh Scotland's only a week tomorrow.... get someone there - I'll tap em up for a vodka or three 
8-)
Like many others I'm kind of reserving judgement on how this will all pan out, but I'd rather give you the benefit of the doubt. As Alexandra said, SH was Mark's baby and I trust him to have thought long and hard about who was going to take it over. You've seen for yourself the community spirit here, it's unlike any other chat site or forum I've ever been involved in before and even now I think you only have a slight inkling of it. Good luck guys
8-) Like many others I'm kind of reserving judgement on how this will all pan out, but I'd rather give you the benefit of the doubt. As Alexandra said, SH was Mark's baby and I trust him to have thought long and hard about who was going to take it over. You've seen for yourself the community spirit here, it's unlike any other chat site or forum I've ever been involved in before and even now I think you only have a slight inkling of it. Good luck guys
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Ooooooh Scotland's only a week tomorrow.... get someone there - I'll tap em up for a vodka or three
That's a Vodka and Coke if you get there before this little diamond arrives. :inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Ooooooh Scotland's only a week tomorrow.... get someone there - I'll tap em up for a vodka or three
Like many others I'm kind of reserving judgement on how this will all pan out, but I'd rather give you the benefit of the doubt. As Alexandra said, SH was Mark's baby and I trust him to have thought long and hard about who was going to take it over. You've seen for yourself the community spirit here, it's unlike any other chat site or forum I've ever been involved in before and even now I think you only have a slight inkling of it. Good luck guys
I've bookmarked http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewforum/2.htm so Monday we can have a look at who goes where 8-)
Quote by Sarah
DD
Martin was in the chat room earlier and says he is somewhere in Hampshire.
So I guess he is nearer to you than Derby, but Martin also said he was not a swinger, so you will have to behave with him
They won't be safe where ever they are :twisted:
Welcome to the madhouse guys
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Ooooooh Scotland's only a week tomorrow.... get someone there - I'll tap em up for a vodka or three
That's a Vodka and Coke if you get there before this little diamond arrives. :inlove:
It's vodka and diet coke ffs
Sexlightened
Welcome to the new owners, we are hoping the new ownership will bring positive benefits and we welcome the change. We can't wait to try out some of the new features and see the site run for the benefit of both the new owners and the wider membership rather than a self selecting "elite" group.
Good luck for the future, we are happy to pay membership fees (as we do at 2 other sites already) if needbe.
Good luck for the future, we are happy to pay membership fees (as we do at 2 other sites already) if needbe.
Casanova
Quote by st3v3
There is one question.
As you will be taking over the site will you be using or selling our email address? I have enough spam as it is???
No, we don't spam and it wouldn't be a smart thing to do anyway, we want to make SH better and keep the community happy.
So S3v3, are you getting paid overtime to work late or is just for the benefits?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by Dune
So S3v3, are you getting paid overtime to work late or is just for the benefits?
Nope no overtime, not sure what you mean about the benefits.
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Welcome guys!
I do hope you are going to honour Marks last wish, which was to make me Chief Mod!
Look through the small print of the contract, I'm sure it will be there
I don't recollect it being mentioned but I will have a look
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
If they don't fuck it up - they're welcome into the asylum.
If they do fuck it up - they're welcome to the asylum
Either way, they're welcome.
Ditto
dundeecpl x
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Welcome guys!
I do hope you are going to honour Marks last wish, which was to make me Chief Mod!
Look through the small print of the contract, I'm sure it will be there
Eeeeeeeeeeeek! Happy Cats a Mod? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
